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EPISODE 64: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.2



Court is making out with Madonna, Wil is Lotus the BODY is what the summer is GETTING and Leif is too uneducated and too URBAN to clean her ACT up! We pick back up on our ICONIC series THIS B*TCH with part TWO of CHRISTINA AGUILERA!! The year is 2002, the album is STRIPPED, the vibe is “lemme sing about my coochie AND my feelings” and the results are LEGEND! We cover the album from it’s balls out FEMINIST message to all the backlash from the haters… side note (JESSICA SIMPSON) you can’t judge if your dad is actively trying to F*** You! XTina still can’t speak Spanish and she’s still EVERYTHING! Revisit an era of fucked up hems, tinyyyyy denim skirts, large face jewelry, raw sexual aggression and black face! From the cultural appropriation of JUSTIFIED & STRIPPED to the 2003 KISS that shocked even the girls from QUEER EYE! What’s this?! She started washing her hair again? Let’s get BACK TO BASICS!! Who in the hell is John Noah, a James Brown tribute and an Old Country Buffet Dreamgirls Ice Cream Variation with a Scott Storch diss track on top! We wrap this Ep up with a Target exclusive, a journey into Motherhood and a wedding dress that is… well you might just wanna Nelly Tilt ya Head Back! Don’t cum yet because there’s so much more Xtina to come! So stick around for PART TREEEEE! While you’re at it RATE! REVIEW! (But remember words WILL bring us down) FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!! August 30th at The Footlight y’all! You must not miss because we keep getting PHATTER!


EPISODE 63: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.1



A Genie told Leif he wasn’t gay, can’t hold Wil down she’s in Terry cloth coochie cutters and Court is too dirty to clean her act up! That’s right the definition is DEFINITION the fragrance and the Arm-ography is on the go! Ladies and Gentleman it’s THIS B*TCH… CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!! We cover this BEAUTIFUL Germish pop star from her Staten Island roots to the Mickey Mouse Club. RCA said throw on some orange Abercrombie pants, put her in an abandon carnival with some sexy teens and the rest is HERstory! Larry Nager, The Lilith Fair Beyoncé catastrophe and a 9/11 gay conspiracy breakup! We teach you girls that if wanna bottom… you better Fiduciary Duty! SORRY IF YA NO HABLA B*TCH! From Mulan to Moulin Rouge let’s revisit the beginning of this Feminist Icon’s career! Next week we pick back up for part DOS! Oh yea and if you could you be more like Aunt Caye and give us a plug?! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for SO MUCH MORE on THE VOICE! THE LEGEND! Also OUR VOICE! OUR LEGEND!


EPISODE 53: This B*tch: Cardi B Pt.2



WASHPOPPIN Narcisistas?! It’s the final installment of the This B*ch Cardi B episodes!!! Wil wants you to suck on a pink dildo, Courtney is craving chicken Caesar salads and Leif is in Balenciaga socks!! That’s right ladies we’ve all been changed by our love for this bishhhh! We start off deep into Love & Hip-Hop and then get into the MUSIC!!! From the mixtape that started it all, to the bag, to the fixed teeth, and of course… the Nicki beef… it’s all there! ALSO what in the F*** does Bodak Yellow mean?! She never had a problem showing us the real her but we still needed her INVASION OF PRIVACY more than we ever knew!! AND we got an SNL ‘Be Careful’ pregnancy reveal?! She put the pu$$y on Offset and WE were the ones who got LIFE! So listen up for all things Cardi B! Oh and y’all are the ones who should be BE CAREFUL if you don’t rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com because we got so much more than just the regular degular schmegular!

EPISODE 51: This B*tch: Cardi B Pt.1



Wil is Parkwood Entertainment and Courtney is busy organizing her CD tower for B2K. Thank god for Leif who’s been up to his NECK in Cardi B literature! Ladies and Gentleman it’s the THIS B*TCH: CARDI B episode!! Listen as The Narcisistas tell you how Instagram sparked the meteoric rise of regular schmegular Belcalis Almanzar from the Bronx into a chart-topping rap diva! How stripping saved her life, where the name Cardi B originates from and most importantly what she does with Beyoncé’s leftovers. Sure we watched her get a bag and fix her teeth but trust us she knew to go straight for the wig waaaaay before Love & Hip Hop. Get yo Gucci pants on girl it’s time to go at it! This FEMINIST ICON has stolen Americas heart by wearing hers on her sleeve and we haven’t even gotten to the MUSIC! This is only PART ONE! So if you are unlike regular moms you’re a horny mom then email us your Cardi B questions/concerns/comments and we’ll address them in PART TWO! While you at it make sure you rate, review, subscribe, visit www.narcisistas.com and for gods sake eat a box you might like it!


EPISODE 38: This B*tch: Mariah Carey Pt. 2



It’s part deux of our deep diva dives with the elusive chanteuse herself Miss Mariah Carey! We are covering Mariah from 2001 when she was reborn a Virgin… records artist to present day NYE legend. TRL takeovers, Precious makeup touch-ups and Glitter dreams… call your senators folks this b*tch needs to be running the country! Courtney’s fully dunked in the tub, Wil is getting these dusty hoes together and Leif is SMASHING everyone! Listen we all know Jermaine Dupree is a witch and Nick Cannon can run around a pu$$y but we reveal some facts you may not know about the queen of Christmas! The episode ends with an EXCLUSIVE kiki with Dick Clark NYE production coordinator, Miss Tara Turner!! From Mimi Drew Carey to Irish girl group sensation Bewitched this episode is almost as legend as Mariah herself. Take a listen! If you like what you hear please rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more!


EPISODE 37: This B*tch: Mariah Carey Pt. 1



Look in the sky! It’s a Butterfly! It’s a Rainbow! No it’s gift from God MARIAH CAREY! Ladies and Lambs it’s our first EVER THIS B*TCH DIVA DEEP DIVE! Naturally the first diva we chose is legendary vocalist Mariah Carey! Me and Mariah go back like… well let’s just say NOT Mekhi Phifer’s hair piece in 8 Mile. The girls did their homework this week and we’re bringing you all the Mariah TEA! Our first EVER Mariah check in (sorry Bey)! Wil is feeling like he went from gutterbutt to NYE, Courtney is a titty, Beyoncé is the universe and Leif is the new Carson Daly! What a journey this episode is! We all know Mariah is our most viable democratic presidential nominee for 2020 but did you know Mariah suffered from stage fright early in her career? Well until she slayed MTV’s Unplugged… From dealing with racism as a child to serving white fish at the top of the charts Mariah Carey’s Cinderella story is nothing short of iconic. Reminisce on all EIGHTEEN number ONE HITS and take a second for that career defining moment when she said, “back off Tommy I wanna talk about cum!” When you believe in miracles you can achieve and guess what stick around because next week is PART II of our Mariah Carey special episode!! If you like what you hear please rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for so many more charms for your bracelet!