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EPISODE 62: HOT TITTIES: EMMY NOMS



Let’s kick it off with a little *NSYNC for the July *NSTINK weather! Wil is feeling very “how does she sit down in those with a statement shoe” because I don’t know it’s the LOOK! Court is World Cup French stadium realness and Leif tries to Genie in a Bottle but we shame him into discussing some Onion fake news! What can we say his feed is business ours is casual! Let’s get to the episode! This might be one of our most serious Eps yet! For gods sake it’s EMMY NOMINATIONS!! Ain’t no foolery this episode kids we’re in the golden age of television! It’s no laughing matter!! Julia is a damn Serena, Glover is everything and Hader is the Hanks of his Atlanta! Choke on your own dick executives Black-ish is IT! From Paper Boi to Winkler we all agree Keenan is All That and regardless of a personal Titus connect you got to give it to Mrs. Baskets no?! We discuss all things EMMY also BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP F$&ING SUCKS! We end in a heavy complicated subject! WE ALL IN OUR FEELINGS! LET US KNOW YOURS! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com! AND BRACE YOURSELF FOR SEPTEMBER BECAUSE TV IS THE BEST!!!


EPISODE 61: COMMUNICATION 



It’s HOT as HELL, EVERYTHING is stank, Wil is standing on the sun at HMMM?! Court is ol’ helmet head coasting on an OCEAN of emotions and you need to SNATCH your tickets to Leifchella NOW! We hope you get what we’re talking about because today’s Ep is on… COMMUNICATION! Courtney should’ve majored in it instead of cursing out a linebacker… but what are ya gonna do?! The Narcisistas talk about it all from misinterpreting texts to falling asleep while your boyfriend is talking to you! The internet is full of hate so if you don’t have anything nice to say… DONT REVIEW US ON ITUNES! Even though it’s one of our favorite Beyoncé songs you gotta drop the EGO and put yourself in others shoes… AKA ACTRESS FIRST!!!! Don’t forget nothing is BLACK & WHITE (except for this pod!) LISTEN! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com! If you do Court might just get injections in her OTHER LIPS! Love y’all!

EPISODE 60: AMERICA



Leif is stuck in the corner hot and horny for The Carters, Wil is OTRI Black & White American flag scary Super Bowl realness and Court is a hungry, sweaty, flawless mess serving full concept stop motion vid. You guys get it! We’re talking AMERICA! So Happy 4th to the entire Ferrera family! Right up top! We’ll never stop listening to Everything is Love but we gon’ give Drake his album love minute! Since the subject is AMERICA not ZIKA let’s get to the point! America’s “best country in the world” wig got snatched and now we out here OPEN B-hole waiting to get funked by the system! If you identified with that sentence girlllll you’re gonna love this Ep! The Narcisistas talk Gerrymandering, The Legislative Branch and a lot of other BIG WORDS! White Supremacy is on top and somehow Kim Kardashian is an American Hero?! It’s scarier than we thought folks!!!! We cover Fox News, Twitter and JUST when you’re about to give up hope you remember… WE STILL HAVE TV!!!! We lighten the end up with our favorite 4th of July memories! God bless getting hammered and railed on a roof! You’ve got a lot of news to read so snort an aderall and LISTEN UP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! Visit www.narcisistas.com and do us a quick favor and BE GAY!!!!

EPISODE 59: THE GOOD, THE NARCISISTAS & THE UGLY feat. Casey James Salengo & Patrick Schroeder



When daddy’s away the girls will play! This week the Narcisistas are joined by the straight(ish) boys from the very popular and chic podcast The Good, The Dad & The Ugly! The Dad (Will Winner) is out of town so it’s just the Pathetic Diabetic and the Weapon of Mass Seduction in the studio and boy is it a hot one! Casey is SUMMER and Patrick is Da Brat ‘cause they’re both hot and horny! Meanwhile Courtney is swollen in a kick flare and Wil is Yoncé sneezing from her b-hole! That’s right the whole SQUAD bad bitches! From Patrick’s roadside skanks to Casey’s bird fighting helmet… this is potentially the biggest moment in media people!! Court and Case twerk out a real-life couple fight (that Patrick started) all the while Wil’s got his dick hangin on the Crip side! Can you believe it?! Stars! They’re just like us! If you want two scenes from Half Baked explained to you by a bunch of idiots… gurrrlll is this one for you!Of course no Narcisistas Ep is complete without a round of America’s FAVORITE GAYme show… What gets you harder?! As it always does this game brings the truth to the surface… Pat and Casey are two pedophiles who love big nipples!! Oh boy what an ep it is… We hope Rupaul the Republican listens! Leif has the Brain Machine crew play some games at the end and boy does he Missy Elliott ft. Ciara LOSE CONTROL of the situation! This episode is SO much fun! So take a listen! Don’t forget to RATE REVIEW FOLLOW and SUBSCRIBE! Visit www.narcisistas.com for more on your GALZ!
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EPISODE 58: EVERYTHING IS LOVE feat. Sequine Lee



EVERYTHING IS LOVE!!! AAH! We have SO MUCH to talk about and since Leif is back on his bullshit we got our truly best Judy joining us in the studio today! Stylist to the stars…SEQUINE LEE!!! The Carters have blessed us with a SURPRISE album causing we’re sure some of you your own personal 9/11 and lord do we pray you have recovered. Our girl shut down the LOUVRE in a COACHELLA wig. But since you’ve got to go through House of Dereon to get to Ivy Park we go all the way black to the beginning of Jay and Bey… way black before even a bubble hem was the wave. From the One Minute Man remix to Lemonade & 4:44 the whole story of their love has been told through their music! They’ve been through it all and they ain’t giving their kids two Christmases!! Professor Wil gets us together with our African American studies, Sequine’s thought on Taylor SWIFT is… YUCK and sure Courtney has a lot of white friends but that doesn’t mean she liked ‘Beach Chair’! We break the album down song by song, talk Mona Lisa eye contact, Alvin Ailey influence, A HALF BAKED REFERENCE?! They gave us it all including a LOT Of Kanye shade and were here to talk about ITTTTT! We hope as soon as you saw her with the Macbook air you gagged yourself and freed up some of that credit! It’s time y’all! Get your tickets to OTRII, snatch the merch and most importantly get your knowledge right by listening to this episode! Rate us! Review us! Subscribe to us! Join the HIVE for us! Visit www.narcisistas.com and follow us for the CHIRREN let’s figure out how we force a monarchy!!! BEYONCÉ WE KNOW YOU’RE LISTENING!!!


EPISODE 57: DADS feat. David Maginnis



NARCISISTAS FANS WE ARE YOUR FATHAAA! So Happy Father’s Day to US! Courtney’s spray tan is making white people uncomfortable, Wil is Dangerously in Love with his Dad and Leif still can’t stop being Cardi B! It’s time for some Daddy lessons here on The Narcisistas y’all! We talk memorable moments with our dads from Madame Tussaud’s trips to watching a beaded up Venus Williams at the US Open. What lessons did we learn and want to pass on? What qualities do we look for in our babies daddies? If our kids are gay do we put them in a dance class on their 6th birthday? The point is you gotta have fun with the CHIRREN! We end this episode with a phone call from the taxidermy titan himself… POPPA MAGINNIS! The apple certainly doesn’t fall far from the tree and the MILF of the family isn’t happy about it! We talk Computer Voodoo, his favorite Beyoncé song (spoiler alert it’s the one where she sings “if you wanna play around with it put a ring on it”) his lessons on MDMA and how he blew the balls right off his girls! He certainly loves his daughter Wil the most ladies and gents so buckle up it’s quite a ride! Lotta cum talk on this one you’re gonna love it! Go ahead and give us a RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! AND visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more on your girls!


EPISODE 56: MAGICK feat. Anielle Reid



Sorry we’re late, we’re RICH! The Narcisistas are BACK and this week we’re gettin witchy and we’re gettin bitchy! After a very disrespectful Diet Coke interruption we find out that white women love Courtney, Wil is curious about his funeral and Leif is the reason there will never be a Parks & Rec reunion! I know we’re all FLABER-f$&ing-GHASTED. Thank goodness we have our BB homemaker ANIELLE REID in the studio with us today! We’re talking MAGICK (and not just Effie’s daughter in Dreamgirls) were talking the manipulation of energy, spells, the Occult, Carmen a Hip-Hopera and Sheryl Crowe dating that guy with one ball! It’s truly a magical one! Anielle discusses how a moment at the Rainforest Cafe made a banjo playing stripper predict she would one day become a witch! From Full Moons to a casual Urban Outfitters paranormal experience this ones got it all! We end this incredible Ep with a classic round of Who’s Your Diva?! Dolly or Diana? Dixie or Destiny? Pink or Jennifer? All that’s important is that we hate women and Taylor Swift doesn’t even deserve to be called a demon! You can’t miss this one gals, we tell you why Courtney is the Flava Flav of 4LW! So all you LISPENERS LISPEN UP! Also RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! AND visit www.narcisistas.com or your a$$ is gettin a spell cast on it!!!


EPISODE 55: LEIF



Who needs Mary Mary when ya got us?! It’s another episode of the Narcisistas! This week in honor of our dear Leif’s birthday… we’re doing an entire episode on all things LEIF!!! The Narcisistas about to get PUNK as F$&@! First things first we bow to our queen but it’s an AGAINST ME(!) check-in today children! Court’s a fun anarchist, Leif is a little SKA at the Winter Olympics And Wil is Blacked me out! It’s tart time so you know what they say… light it up three times! Our buttholes are open so let’s shove up some info! From ULTIMATE frisbee to video game realness listen up as your girls compete for daddy Leif’s love! Quick message to our younger listeners: BE OLDER! If you’re not really a “tinkerer” then this episode will either have you looking for a nice prosthetics recipe or questioning if dinosaurs ever existed! We give you an Austin Powers outro so you better rate, review, subscribe or at the very least visit www.narcisistas.com! You owe us!!


EPISODE 54: HOT TITTIES



Grab an ice pack girls because your nips are gonna be on fire! It’s another HOT TITTIES episode of The Narcisistas! Oh boy do we all have a CANABILISM Swag about us today ladies and gentleman. Perhaps it was because it was the FIRST Monday in May the MET GALAAA and we’ve got SO MUCH to say! Who gave us life… SOLANGE! SZA! ZENDAYA! UM Migos in a Destiny’s Child Versace variation?! And who lost is for us… is that Nicki Minaj or Hottie from Flavor of Love?! Is that Jane Fonda at Brunch or a Kardashian?! Is that Katy Perry or… nope it’s Katy Perry gettin her proportions ALL wrong. What’s more important though is John Cena can get us to join Tap Out fitness… but he ain’t POPE RIHANNA! After some Gala fun ya girls get into Childish Gambino’s groundbreaking video for “This is America.” While we try to unpack as much as we can we MUST take a minute to discuss how we’d all be jumpin FULL BUTTHOLE out for ALL the boys in Atlanta! But enough about those beef cakes we rap up this episode with some words on the Azealia v Cardi B beef! Girls will be girls! So sit back, take a listen, grab your Florida water, rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for nothing but shade on T Swift!


EPISODE 53: This B*tch: Cardi B Pt.2



WASHPOPPIN Narcisistas?! It’s the final installment of the This B*ch Cardi B episodes!!! Wil wants you to suck on a pink dildo, Courtney is craving chicken Caesar salads and Leif is in Balenciaga socks!! That’s right ladies we’ve all been changed by our love for this bishhhh! We start off deep into Love & Hip-Hop and then get into the MUSIC!!! From the mixtape that started it all, to the bag, to the fixed teeth, and of course… the Nicki beef… it’s all there! ALSO what in the F*** does Bodak Yellow mean?! She never had a problem showing us the real her but we still needed her INVASION OF PRIVACY more than we ever knew!! AND we got an SNL ‘Be Careful’ pregnancy reveal?! She put the pu$$y on Offset and WE were the ones who got LIFE! So listen up for all things Cardi B! Oh and y’all are the ones who should be BE CAREFUL if you don’t rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com because we got so much more than just the regular degular schmegular!

EPISODE 52: HOT TITTIES: BEYCHELLA PT.2



Still can’t stop talking about #beychella??! We know you was shook… BUT did you see it LIVE?! 🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑 Buzzz buzz b*tches THE NARCISISTAS got ALLLLL the first hand TEA OF QUEEN B!! 🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑 LISTEN UP BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE MAKE BETTER MUSIC!!! 🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑 BLUE BLESS ALL OF US!!!!!! 🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑 IF you are still ALIVE and in the HIVE then rate, review, SUBSCRIBE! As always visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more ON THE WORLDS GREATEST LIVING ENTERTAINER 👑🐝.


EPISODE 51: This B*tch: Cardi B Pt.1



Wil is Parkwood Entertainment and Courtney is busy organizing her CD tower for B2K. Thank god for Leif who’s been up to his NECK in Cardi B literature! Ladies and Gentleman it’s the THIS B*TCH: CARDI B episode!! Listen as The Narcisistas tell you how Instagram sparked the meteoric rise of regular schmegular Belcalis Almanzar from the Bronx into a chart-topping rap diva! How stripping saved her life, where the name Cardi B originates from and most importantly what she does with Beyoncé’s leftovers. Sure we watched her get a bag and fix her teeth but trust us she knew to go straight for the wig waaaaay before Love & Hip Hop. Get yo Gucci pants on girl it’s time to go at it! This FEMINIST ICON has stolen Americas heart by wearing hers on her sleeve and we haven’t even gotten to the MUSIC! This is only PART ONE! So if you are unlike regular moms you’re a horny mom then email us your Cardi B questions/concerns/comments and we’ll address them in PART TWO! While you at it make sure you rate, review, subscribe, visit www.narcisistas.com and for gods sake eat a box you might like it!


EPISODE 50: HOT TITTIES: BEYCHELLA PT.1



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EPISODE 49: Spring Cleaning



This episode will blow the curls right off Matthew Morrison’s head so get your bees in the hive and dust off your ACTRESS FIRST Grammy we’re talkin SPRING CLEANING! Court has her man locked in their apartment, Leif is shy about his third leg and Wil is droppin these dusty hoes because we flowering out here girl! Spring brings to light all the bullshit once hidden by the snow so let those f**k boys melt away! We talk cleaning closets we talk eating ass it’s a classic episode of The Narcisistas! Shave the top of your legs, throw away those crusty boots and row row row your boat into the LIFE IS BUT A DREAM BEYONCÉ HBO SPECIAL. We end the episode with a quick political update… we hate Trump! Which is why we gon keep sayin RU & OPRAH 2020! Go into the Matrix and rate, review, subscribe, visit www.narcisistas.com and get some tiny sunglasses because if it don’t look like ‘94 on your face we ain’t talkin to ya! The future is here smash your phones!!!


EPISODE 48: HOT TITTIES



Holy smokes folks! Court is eating a Turkey sandwich in Smart Guy, Wil is in Marcy with Gloria and Leif has a Magnum Situation-ship! It’s a new episode of The Narcisistas and it’s our first ever HOT TITTIES (FRESH OUT THE TOASTER) edition! We’re talking hot trending topics only this Ep! Who in the M$&#ER F$&#%NG S#IT bit Beyoncé?! When the queen says jump The Narcisistas say MURDER. So the world best watch out! Before it gets too heated we do a classic Vivica pivot! Miss Fox was gettin D from Fifty… and everyone is over it! Wil’s gettin ready for Beychella while we all prepare for the potential of new music (???) or NEW CHOREO (!!!!) at the very least there is new Merch and it’s got the whole hive gagged! It wouldn’t be a hot topics Ep without a little OTRII speculation… A TWIN MONTAGE?! Please Carter family we’re begging you! Also best believe we get into Cardi… She’s certainly pregnant… with that ghetto ass love! The episode ends with Courtney storming out of the studio… is it because Leif confused Nicki Minaj and Meghan Trainor?! You best listen and find out! While you’re at it why don’t you go rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com it’ll help send Millie to college!


EPISODE 47: Identity feat: Casey James Salengo



Ladies and Gentleman… Joining us in the studio is hottest man to ever live, the very muscular, the very hilarious, 4th time guest, so crazy hot, Mr. Casey James Salengo! Court and Casey are doing Blow on the OTRII tour, Wil’s working 9 to 5 just to stay alive and Leif wants to be bidding on art but his dicks too big! Girlllllll it is an episode of big reveals! 50% of the room was on Molly the night before recording so it’s time to question who in the hell we are! We’re talking IDENTITY! Emphasis on the TITTY! The subject matter gets real forcing everyone to open up. Wil is BLACK, GAY and BETTER THAN YOU, Courtney’s a wigger and Casey has been wrestling with the boy inside him… Casey sure has a way with words as well as a certain… “Je Ne Sais Cock” that The Narcisistas can’t get enough of! We wrap the Ep up with a passionate round of WHO’S YOUR DIVA? Macy Gray raspy vocals or a Robyn roll?! The Boss or Le Flair?! We also find out who the “Rippa-maniac” of the group is and conclude with some much deserved love to the original drunk nun, our #1 eyebrow-less actress… Whoopi Goldberg! You can’t miss this Ep! If you having an IDENTITY crisis instead of watching John Cusack why don’t you go rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com to find out who you really are!
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EPISODE 46: $hit feat: Nick Naney



Ladies and Gentleman not to freak you out but this might be the funniest episode of not only The Narcisistas but of the entire history of podcasts. The topic today is SH*T. That’s right we talking shit b*tch so literally push thru! Joining us in the studio is the funniest person that ever lived Nick Naney. Nick is a hilarious comedian as well as an expert on poop (or it’s sexy cousin cum). This pod is more FACTUAL than Oprah’s legendary poop episode! What’s normal when it comes to the stuff? What’s the true meaning of the mile high club? (Its shitting on a plane.) Where does Dr. Phil recommend is the best place to fart? Who’s on our shit list? Did Wil put a restaurant out of business after he shit? The laughs are uncontrollable this episode! Finally before an amazing round of “WHAT GETS YOU HARDER?” we get to the big question… Does Beyoncé get her shit medically removed? The point is even CHIC people SH*T aka DEITIES gotta DOOKIE y’all! If you don’t puke from laughter you might just puke cause it’s real! It’s your doodie (LOL) to listen to this episode! If ya scooping what we’re pooping then rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more!


EPISODE 45: Meditation feat: Abby Feldman



Come for the BOOBS and stay for the ENLIGHTENMENT on this very inspiring episode of The Narcisistas this week! Joining us in the studio is the host of “Moist” the very incredible, Abby Feldman! Courtney ate four vegetables so she’s basically vegan, Wil is trying to be fat as hell at Coachella, Abby is just a sexy single lady trying to get outta the dick cloud and Leif’s straight so he better watch it! The subject today is MEDITATION so naturally we learn that a surprising amount of food can fit into a frisbee! Also on this KNOWLEDGE FIRST episode we have a beautiful conversation where Abby inspires us all to be more thoughtful, loving, kind humans. Don’t worry we also talking thick penises and Rachel Dolezal! Everyone knows Jesus was basically John Stamos but during a hot round of “WHO’S YOUR DIVA?” we learn Brandy is actually Mya and Diana Ross was actually in Destiny’s Child! What a world! Pull out your crystals and singing bowls and listen up! Then if you a millennial with a god complex you better rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com! Hit us up @thenarcisistas if you miss the OLD Narcisistas!!!


EPISODE 44: LIVE! feat: Christopher Palu



The powerful and hilarious Ahri Findling kicks off the Narcisistas FIRST LIVE EPISODE! Recorded March 3rd 2018 in Bushwick BK the girls are serving you Athletic Casual C*nt and they got NO F*CKS TO GIVE! Courtney is a lot of things but regular is not one of them, Wil can’t seem to remember what city we are in and Leif was late but don’t worry she brought vegan fruit snacks to the Grammys! Obviously up first we discuss the Beyoncé bomb drop! B!!!! Once we get it together our incredible guest and soul sista joins us onstage. Ladies and gentleman the GORGEOUS and TALENTED Christopher Palu from Project Runway and Project Runway All Stars! This b*tch completely shakes us to our CORE with our FIRST non-verbal Beyoncé check up on it! It’s as legend as she is! From drawing dicks to getting drunk and dragging rich FIT hoes to Tim Gunn’s AOL e-mail account GAG! It’s a damn good Kiki. Don’t worry this Ep comes complete with games and some drunk ass audience participation! Thank you again to everyone who came out and showed love! Of course special thanks and all the pu$$ to Casey James Salengo and Josh Rodriguez for holding their girls down! For all of you keeping score the live rap battle between Hi Yello and White Noise will be released at a later date… so you BEST rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com so you don’t miss our first mixtape drop!

EPISODE 43.5: Oscars Recap



The 90th annual Academy Awards happened last Sunday! You know The Narcisistas love to watch rich people suck each other’s D*CKS… especially if it’s in a gorgeous gown! So listen up while we give you the rundown of the GAY SUPERBOWL! Wil is letting Court feel her Jennifer Hudson power but all she’s feeling is a Tina Knowles term project! Leif is having so much sex it’s making us all feel like award winners! First off we would like to thank death for taking a break this year because we got a lot of life! Jordan & Chelsea! Tiffany & Maya! The Jet Ski bit! Come on fun times and power couples! Oh and Miss Tiffany we see you in that McQueen… you are EVERYTHING! We throw some shade, talk a lot of fashion and mostly we just want Lakeith to know we’d bang ya anywhere even if it’s the sunken place! You like the Oscars TEA? Well then give your mama’s some SUGAR and rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more!


EPISODE 43: Fear



The only thing we have to FEAR is FEAR ITSELF… also Beyoncé dropping a new album while we don’t have WiFi!!! Thats right the Narcisistas are in the studio today talking FEAR! We cover real life fears versus our own internal fears, how do our fears evolve as we age? Also is the fear of death truly the fear of not living your life to it’s fullest? Also what do we mean by “snore outta ya butthole” and of course we cover the fear of defamation of bone structure while being drawn! All the big fears!! So take a listen, STAY PETTY and walk around with YO D*CK OUT bish cause you with the Narcisistas honey! NEVER forget Blue Ivy has her lil baby hand on the button to the nukes so don’t be a flimsy ass hoe and rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more! DON’T FORGET to come out to our LIVE show THIS SATURDAY! March 3rd!!!


EPISODE 42: This B*tch: Rihanna Pt.3



It’s the FINAL installment of the Rihanna x The Narcisistas THIS B*TCH series so to the Rihanna files we go! Courtney is cracked out in a YSL coat and her urban friend Wil is thickkk because the food is BOMB so let them lead the wayoncè through 2012 Ri to present day diva mogul. She gave us the strip club anthem, worked out some demons with Eminem, gave us BBHMM complete with a movie, titties and blood! Just when you think it couldn’t get any better she gives us the most “Rihanna” Rihanna hit of all time WORK! Anti! Fenty Beauty! Wild Thoughts! It’s all genius… but most importantly… the LOOKS! We go through the looks!!! The CFDA  Fashion Icon outfit ALONE is everything this podcast represents, team titty, nude illusion, smoky eye and Swarovski Crystals! We died and then were brought back to LIFE by the effortless original chic that is this b*tchhhhhh! If you like what you hear then suck our cockiness and while you’re at it make sure to rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more! DON’T FORGET to come out to our LIVE show March 3rd!


EPISODE 41: This B*tch: Rihanna Pt.2



Oh NA NA… Rihanna that B*TCH! The Narcisistas are BACK with part DEUX of our Rihanna “This B*tch” series! We can’t get enough of this woman!! She’s been through it all and now she’s transformed herself to be the beacon of light we all needed (with a little help from our friends at Doritos) From the David Guetabutt collab to the full head of RED HAIR. THE HAIR! THE RED! She might not be the only girl in the world but she’s certainly the most influential. We didn’t drink coconut water until RiRi told us to! We partied hard in the Loud era because RiRi told us to! British people had never even been to the Carribean until RiRi sent them on her Navy!!! We all wanted to be pretty bondage, Grammy owning, Chart topping, Britney Spears collaborating, trend setting, ribbon puking, don’t give a f*** Rihanna so let’s TALK ABOUT IT! If you like what you hear make sure to rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more! Next week is the final chapter of our Rihanna story so soak up that island lite sun babies!


EPISODE 40: This B*tch: Rihanna Pt.1



The “This B*tch” series continues with the one and only… her Army is the Navy… the Island Princess herself MISS ROBYN RIHANNA FENTY!!!! OH YA YA YA! The Narcisistas have SO much to say on this Part ONE of THREE episode series about our beautiful gift from god! Beyoncé is the sun, Solange is the moon, Mariah is the wind and RIRI IS FIREEEE! She is the ORIGINAL street style icon… from literally selling clothes on the streets of Barbados to serving us early 2000’s Def Jam satin halter dress REALNESS this icons hair tells the whole story. From Military Tomboy to accidental Beauty Queen to getting Christina Milian’s leftovers to her big break with “Bring it On: All or Nothing” it’s the beginnings of our generations legend queen! Who needs Neyo’s vocal lessons when it’s really about THAT BOB!!!! Don’t forget our FIRST LIVE SHOW is coming up March 3rd in Brooklyn! Oh and because we run this town make sure after you listen to rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more ELLA ELLA AY AY AY!


EPISODE 39: Characters feat: Mary Houlihan



The Narcisistas are bad girls and they friends bad too.. that’s why we are joined in the studio today with the baddest the hilarious and talented… Miss Mary Houlihan! Oh boy it’s like we all watched a live performance of Skeleton Key because we are all SICK and HORNY in the studio today. The topic is CHARACTERS and we’re not just saying dumb hot characters like Mary and Courtney we’re paying homage to all the GREATS. The Queens… Catherine O’Hara. Jennifer Coolidge. Maya Rudolph. Miss Swan… and of course the only male character we’ve ever cared about… AUSTIN POWERS. We talk about FACTS today… Diana Ross is trying to turn the gay community into dust. An Aretha compliment is actually the ultimate shade. SWAGU is actually just off-brand pasta sauce… that’s right we got all the FACTS here on the #1 most factual based podcast in America. We end this episode with a round of our most funnest game, WHAT GETS YOU WETTER?! Good god is everyone SOAKED for this one… Farting or go-karting? All That or She’s All That? Guac or Cock? The questions don’t get much harder than this! Don’t forget our FIRST LIVE SHOW is coming up March 3rd AND Kid Rock has great nipples! So quit being a psycho and listen, rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more from the bust factory!


EPISODE 38: This B*tch: Mariah Carey Pt. 2



It’s part deux of our deep diva dives with the elusive chanteuse herself Miss Mariah Carey! We are covering Mariah from 2001 when she was reborn a Virgin… records artist to present day NYE legend. TRL takeovers, Precious makeup touch-ups and Glitter dreams… call your senators folks this b*tch needs to be running the country! Courtney’s fully dunked in the tub, Wil is getting these dusty hoes together and Leif is SMASHING everyone! Listen we all know Jermaine Dupree is a witch and Nick Cannon can run around a pu$$y but we reveal some facts you may not know about the queen of Christmas! The episode ends with an EXCLUSIVE kiki with Dick Clark NYE production coordinator, Miss Tara Turner!! From Mimi Drew Carey to Irish girl group sensation Bewitched this episode is almost as legend as Mariah herself. Take a listen! If you like what you hear please rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more!


EPISODE 37: This B*tch: Mariah Carey Pt. 1



Look in the sky! It’s a Butterfly! It’s a Rainbow! No it’s gift from God MARIAH CAREY! Ladies and Lambs it’s our first EVER THIS B*TCH DIVA DEEP DIVE! Naturally the first diva we chose is legendary vocalist Mariah Carey! Me and Mariah go back like… well let’s just say NOT Mekhi Phifer’s hair piece in 8 Mile. The girls did their homework this week and we’re bringing you all the Mariah TEA! Our first EVER Mariah check in (sorry Bey)! Wil is feeling like he went from gutterbutt to NYE, Courtney is a titty, Beyoncé is the universe and Leif is the new Carson Daly! What a journey this episode is! We all know Mariah is our most viable democratic presidential nominee for 2020 but did you know Mariah suffered from stage fright early in her career? Well until she slayed MTV’s Unplugged… From dealing with racism as a child to serving white fish at the top of the charts Mariah Carey’s Cinderella story is nothing short of iconic. Reminisce on all EIGHTEEN number ONE HITS and take a second for that career defining moment when she said, “back off Tommy I wanna talk about cum!” When you believe in miracles you can achieve and guess what stick around because next week is PART II of our Mariah Carey special episode!! If you like what you hear please rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for so many more charms for your bracelet!


EPISODE 36: Christmas



Feliz Navidad bitch and a happy Mrs. Mariah Christmas Cannon season to you! It’s the Christmas episode of the Narcisistas! We cover a lot of ground this episode so wear a comfortable heel! We reminisce on our Grandpa falling in the tub, evil Norwegian elves and of course that time Beyoncé ruined Christmas! After a deep dive into Tina Knowles Instagram we get serious… What would you get Beyoncé for x-mas? We know it’s a lot but just when you think it couldn’t get any better HI YELLO IS BACK WITH HER NEW SINGLE “Mistress Clause”!!!!!! That’s right y’all everyone’s nut is getting Meg-ged! Were getting Leif a new body, Courtney a spray tan booth, Wil a black Santa and you our beautiful listeners are getting a RAP BATTLE BETWEEN WIL COPE AKA HI YELLO AND COURTNEY MAGINNIS AKA SNO WHITE AT THE FIRST EVER LIVE NARCISISTAS RECORDING! That’s right y’all Santa is stunting on all you hoes so get in the spirit!! The episode ends with a rendition of “Silent Night” that will make you wish podcasts were silent! You gotta listen to this Ep, give Bey a round of applause on her new ponytail and then rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for so many GIFTS!


EPISODE 35: Best of 2017: What Gets You Harder?



Another “BEST OF” episode from the Narcisistas and good god Wil is alone in the studio today! That’s right bitch she’s BACK by popular DEMAND. She guides us through the “best of” of our fave game “What gets you Harder?” The game is basically would you rather… but with your other head…that’s right everybody we got our hands on all the guests dicks and we never let go! This Ep includes some of America’s hottest comedians including Casey James Salengo, Kyle Ayers, Myka Fox, Joel Kim Booster and Miss Christina Galston! We are asking them all the tough questions. What gets you harder… Christians in wigs or Kristin Wiig? Ja Rule or Marshall Law? Black Michael Jackson or White Beyoncé? This episode is full of so many laughs you might pee your mom jeans! Listen Casey is Courtney’s boyfriend and he has a huge dick so why you listen to the Ep and then SKRRT on over and rate, review, subscribe and please visit www.narcisistas.com for so many more trinkets!


EPISODE 34: Best of 2017: This B*tch



It’s the first “BEST OF” episode of the Narcisistas ladies and gentleman and let us just tell you… it NASTY as hell. Courtney is alone in the studio today (so it’s more like a “BREAST OF” come on we’re having fun) and she unprofessionally guides you as we revisit the sexiest winners, the funniest losers and the baddest b*tches of the game that started it all… THIS B*TCH. The shade is so real this episode it might even turn you gay! So why don’t you sit back, relax, take a listen, strike a pose and while you werk go ahead and rate, review, subscribe and for the LOVE OF BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ?! VISIT  www.narcisistas.com!


EPISODE 33: Flexibility feat: Anthony Javier Savoy



**DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded months ago! But she’s still fresh as hell! So listen up!**
Oh the SADE OF IT ALL this episode ladies and gentlemen! Today we’re talking FLEXIBILITY with gorgeous and talented premiere ballerina Anthony Javier Savoy! NOW it ain’t gonna be like Save The Last Dance BUT there will be a white girl getting laughed at by black people! So it’s gonna be a lot of fun! Courtney’s licking her own tit and Leif’s building a sandcastle YAWN. Thank god Anthony can S**K HIS OWN D*CK and Wil aka HI YELLO CAN SPIT BARSSSS. Like for real. WIL RAPS ON THIS EPISODE! OUR WIL!!!!! RAPPING! We’re rubbing our beans on the inside of our jeans this episode is so incredible! It proves ANUSthing is possible when it’s a constant slay. We end the Ep with a round of “What Gets you HARDER?!” where we grant our FIRST pass! I mean Nicki was in Ice Age but Pam has Hep C! We had to! Anyways Courtney’s boyfriend has a huge dick so listen to the pod! While you’re at it rate, review, subscribe and visit  www.narcisistas.com for the real GAG!

EPISODE 32: Gratitude



t’s GRATITUDE not ATTITUDE this week on the Narcisistas! We’re talking what we are thankful for this Holiday season and reflecting on our most cherished and most drunk holiday memories. Courtney is Matthew Morrison, Leif got a tumor cause he’s pretty and Wil’s just out here trying to get a Popeyes Chicken sponsorship! We’re dishing dishes, dishing out shade and remaining grateful that we live in a time where Beyoncé could drop an album at any moment. We are so thankful for each other this year. Wil is a kind warm positive soul, Courtney is… there and Leif is a shady ass trifling ass bitch. But of course the thing we are truly the most thankful for this year is YOU our sexy listeners! So LISTEN UP! RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! DO THE HUSTLE! AND VISIT www.narcisistas.com FOR SO MUCH MORE!


EPISODE 31: Christianity feat: Gilbert Lawand



Girls there must be a higher power because Beyoncè is going to be Nala in the Lion King!!!!! When Jesus say yes nobody can say to stop playing Amazing Grace on your scratched copy of The Writings on the Wall! Ladies and gentleman it’s the CHRISTIANITY episode of the Narcisistas! Kiki-ing on all tings Christian is comedy’s own Gilbert Lawand! Gilbert was born in Iraq to Catholic parents who then moved the family to rural Georgia… what a liberal b*tch! Wil’s a hot preacher, Courtney’s a heathen and for the last time Gilbert isn’t gay he only likes men sexually! Is this episode soaked in whiskey or the blood of Christ? YOU’LL NEVER KNOW! We end the show with a round of our fave game, Who’s your Diva?! Where Gilbert chooses his diva the old fashioned way… based on story index and f**kability. RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! LISTEN! PRAY FOR OUR SOULS! VISIT www.narcisistas.com 4 SO MUCH MORE!


EPISODE 30: Failure



Lightly pet your braid ladies and gentleman and grab a few Bud Lights because boy do we get into it today. The topic is FAILURE. What does it mean to fail? More importantly (GASP!) has Beyoncé ever failed? Was Pink Panther a failure? How about falling down a set of stairs or ‪Carmen a Hip Hopera‬? Sure you could call it a FAILURE… you could also go F**K yourself! We cover it all from failed looks to failure to launch. Whether it’s a white woman in a RocaWear purse or a Jamaican shirt and a Rasta belt at a teens only party it’s called FASHION look it up! Courtney’s too busty to get in trouble, Wil’s out here bamboozling hoes and Leif has the vocal range of ‪Rihanna‬! Sit back, relax, remember when there was a time where we weren’t sure who the ultimate R&B Diva would be Beyoncé or Ashanti and when you’re done laughing at that thought RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! LISTEN! ANDDDD visit www.narcisistas.com for SO MUCH MORE!


EPISODE 29: FOOTBALL



Leif’s on the Video phone, Wil’s wonky eyed on a yacht and Courtney’s breastfeeding Blue because she has to. It’s the episode all you Queens have been waiting for… FOOTBALL! From Fantasy (not Mariah) to screaming at High School boys in Spandex this is a strictly American podcast! Sure we talk through the problems of the NFL but mostly it’s just Courtney going on a racist rant! Wil forgot about Daddy’s Little Girls and even though we beg him not to Leif gets a few words in about Ultimate Frisbee. From Superbowls to hot players to getting your salad tossed by an ex-Raven this episode is more F**KED UP THAN COURTNEY AT A REDSKINS GAME. Down! Set! Listen! Subscribe! Rate! Review! Go visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more!


EPISODE 28: Halloween



Hide your kids! Hide your wife! It’s a Bee?! No it’s a Storm?! Oh no it’s just Beyoncé serving Halloween Realness! It’s the Halloween episode of the Narcisistas y’all! That’s right an ENTIRE episode about blood, whores and blacking out! We talk our favorite Halloween looks from Sherry Lewis to Rick James to LEIF IN DRAG. That’s right all the bombs are being dropped this episode! From scary movies to the even scarier urban legend of Courtney & Wil’s hometown… Bunnyman Bridge. It’s said that if you go to Bunnyman Bridge on All Hallows’ Eve you can still hear the musical stylings of Courtney’s white rapper ex-boyfriends. SPOOKY! What’s The Narcisistas next couples costume? Pumpkin & New York or Samuel L. Jackson & John Travolta?! Why don’t you tweet and tell us! Dont be scared you better listen, subscribe, rate, review, promise us you won’t do black face and go visit www.narcisistas.com for more info!


EPISODE 27: PORN feat: Joel Kim Booster



Oh girls it’s a steamy one this week on the Narcisistas! We talking PORN and you best believe you ain’t getting no face in our guests dick pic cause we got our famous BFF, Joel Kim Booster in the studio today! A quick Beyoncé check up on it proves once again Wil’s over here looking like Blue Ivy Carter while Courtney and Joel are still just wishing they were J Hud. What else is new? On to our subject! PORN. Ever heard of it? We talk our beginnings with it… late night HBO, erotic fan fiction, MTV’s Undressed, a quick sketch of a man “eating a banana”. There’s more nostalgia than your Spotify Time Capsule playlist! We talk our current use of it plus some additions… where our Props at (from the front to the back!) The wisdom is vast this episode everything from knowing people in porn to Mariah in her shoe closet to an innocent boat ride with Pam & Tommy all we can say is, “Not in front of our salad!” We even get down to the age old question, FUNNY PORN… who’s that for?! It’s a hot and heavy one but don’t worry you’ll have a chance to cool down with a little Country Time Lemonade and a rock solid round of “What gets you harder?!” We may not be Bernadette Peters queens but we do know a peaceful protest ain’t shit! Listen! Subscribe! Rate! Review! OH and if ya nasty go visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more!


EPISODE 26: Will & Grace feat: Mike Abrusci



It’s another Brain Machine Comedy crossover episode y’all! This week we crossing over and coming out with comedian and host of TV Casualty.. Mike Abrusci! The show? Will & Grace. The vibe? Horny as hell. Will & Grace premiered in the fall of 1998 so this episode has all the late 90s references you could ever want (Kid Rock! Blackstreet! Mad About You!) and so much more! Wil presents his thesis on how Will & Grace is the reason gay marriage is legal in this Country, Mike is trying to become John Goodman and Courtney is a poor mans Karen Walker! After discussing this groundbreaking show we end the episode with a round of WHO’S YOUR DIVA?! We give out some Mariah love (forget about the Nick Cannon years), talk Beyoncé v. Oprah (actresses first) and Mike ends up incriminating a close friend (allegedly). Sit back grab your Space Jam gift with purchase, put on your Sudio Sweden headphones, subscribe, rate, review and LISTEN to the sound from deep within! Oh! Don’t forget to visit www.narcisistas.com for so much other cool shit! We love you!


EPISODE 25: Relationships feat: Gregory Littley



Unbelievable! This week on the pod the Narcisistas sit down with everyone’s BFF Gregory Littley!! The subject is RELATIONSHIPS and YES we are all inside of each other. Wil and Courtney’s relationship is… healthy? Our Greggy Poo is… actually Steve Martin?! We get to all the FACTS this week! In addition to relationships and chatting about our boyfriendhusbands, we’re all sweaty and trying to get botox. Littley is busy manipulating Courtney Love and we discuss how Kris Jenner’s warmth is probably from the lighting. Wil won’t put his nipples away and Khloe Kardashian (Simpson?) is a philosopher. ALL THE FACTS BABY! We play our new game, WHO’S YOUR DIVA and give some well deserved heartfelt love for legendary queen Miss Britney Jean Spears. We just gotta ask y’all… if you don’t love yourself how in the HELL are you gonna love someone else? Can we get a RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE and VISIT www.narcisistas.com for more info!?


EPISODE 24: Reality TV feat: Sam Donovan



This week the Narcisistas invite Project Runway All Star and HRC cat lady Sam Donovan for a Kiki! We talk all things REALITY TV including how Sam prepped for Project Runway by flexing her Gunns and her diploma. We also get behind the scenes insight on competing in a reality show and we try to score some painkillers while we’re at it! Courtney and Wil may not know big words like MACABRE but yes daddy we do know about reality tv so we pay homage to all the greats… Ru Pauls Drag Race, Chaotic, Little Women Atlanta and of course our fave new reality tv show… the current Administration of the United States! While Sam might have ruined any future chance at a political career with this episode at least he got to play everyone’s favorite game… “What gets you harder” and YES she goes there. SORRY to offend the Jumpsuit gods but this game gets REAL. It’s a must listen! We all know legends don’t read the comments but leave us a review anyways! Also rate and subscribe and check up on all the Narcisistas you could want at www.narcisistas.com! K cya!


EPISODE 23: Frats feat: Andrew Collin



Put your headphones on, take your shirt off and twist it around your head like a helicopter cause we have comedian Andrew Collin talking with the Narcisistas about… FRATS! As you assumed there is a lot of talk about cum facials and fist fights but what you might not assume is there’s even more talk about poetry and penis pumps. A lot of huge questions this episode… Do Wil and Courtney settle their lifelong beef over Beyoncé’s Insta game? Did Andrew burn down his Frat house? Who is Benihana? Of course the most important question is that of our NEW GAME… WHO’S YOUR DIVA?! If you think the gays are shady you won’t believe these Frat BOYZ! Cum on take a listen and please for the love of Beyoncé subscribe, rate, review and email us! More info at www.narcisistas.com

 


EPISODE 22: Hoe Sh*t feat: Christina Galston



Said lil b*tch you can’t f**k with us if you wanted to cause we got the one and only Miss Christina Galston in the building! From the top of this episode we are reading rights and spreading the truth! Christina has one of the most powerful Beyoncé check up on its to date and provides us insight on this episodes topic… Hoe Sh*t. We talk Hoes, Hoe Sh*t and F**k Shit. The definitions are shady and the talk is real. Court and Christina almost had a threesome and Wil and Cristina would f**k for some Chick-fil-A. That’s right everyone we’re all loose in the booty here on the Narcisistas! On top of our wisdom and wild stories we reveal the true meaning behind Bootylicious… We can only wonder if Kelendria and Tenitra know?! We end with possibly our wettest round of “What Gets you Wetter?” yet! Christina’s kids eat free at Bob Evans and as Leif points out Christina gets like a Crocodile Mile in the studio thinking about it! You can’t miss this episode! Listen up and please for the love of Beyoncé subscribe, rate, review and email us! More info at www.narcisistas.com


Episode 20: Birthday



Blue bless you everyone and welcome to another dumb ass episode of the Narcisistas podcast!! It’s our beautiful baby angel Wil’s birthday!! All she wants for her birthday is a hunk of cheese in the tub! We talking birthdays and birfdays. We can all agree the only way to have a good birthday is sucking on a strippers titty in the club or a snow bunny themed surprise drag performance. Its one of the two! We can also agree that getting older is terrible but not as terrible as Patrick Schroeder of The Good, The Dad and The Ugly Podcast who is in fact a shady trifling ass bitch! Rate, review, subscribe and worship us! Also you better send Wil some birthday love and listen to BDAY on repeat cause it’s Virgo season y’all!


EPISODE 17: Talking sh*t feat: Myka Fox



Listeners… the shade is real this week! The subject is TALKING SH*T… and oh girlllll do we do it. Our guest this week is writer, comedian and co-host of the Shame On podcast, Myka Fox (@MykaFox) Myka graces the studio with her many years of sh*t talking experience to talk sh*t on TALKIN SH*T. While Myka says she is too pretty to fight she WILDLY tries to come at the Narcisistas about the vocal talents of one Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Carter… let’s just say it gets HEATED. We throw pop star shade, praise the legend Britney Spears and talk about why we want to hunt the rich! We end the episode with a sopping round of “What Gets you Wetter?” during which Myka tells us what gets her wetter… “Christians in wigs or Kristin Wiig?” It’s one of our best yet! Oh and please never forget they’re not really Mom jeans until you pee in them a little…