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EPISODE 59: THE GOOD, THE NARCISISTAS & THE UGLY feat. Casey James Salengo & Patrick Schroeder



When daddy’s away the girls will play! This week the Narcisistas are joined by the straight(ish) boys from the very popular and chic podcast The Good, The Dad & The Ugly! The Dad (Will Winner) is out of town so it’s just the Pathetic Diabetic and the Weapon of Mass Seduction in the studio and boy is it a hot one! Casey is SUMMER and Patrick is Da Brat ‘cause they’re both hot and horny! Meanwhile Courtney is swollen in a kick flare and Wil is Yoncé sneezing from her b-hole! That’s right the whole SQUAD bad bitches! From Patrick’s roadside skanks to Casey’s bird fighting helmet… this is potentially the biggest moment in media people!! Court and Case twerk out a real-life couple fight (that Patrick started) all the while Wil’s got his dick hangin on the Crip side! Can you believe it?! Stars! They’re just like us! If you want two scenes from Half Baked explained to you by a bunch of idiots… gurrrlll is this one for you!Of course no Narcisistas Ep is complete without a round of America’s FAVORITE GAYme show… What gets you harder?! As it always does this game brings the truth to the surface… Pat and Casey are two pedophiles who love big nipples!! Oh boy what an ep it is… We hope Rupaul the Republican listens! Leif has the Brain Machine crew play some games at the end and boy does he Missy Elliott ft. Ciara LOSE CONTROL of the situation! This episode is SO much fun! So take a listen! Don’t forget to RATE REVIEW FOLLOW and SUBSCRIBE! Visit www.narcisistas.com for more on your GALZ!
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EPISODE 43: Fear



The only thing we have to FEAR is FEAR ITSELF… also Beyoncé dropping a new album while we don’t have WiFi!!! Thats right the Narcisistas are in the studio today talking FEAR! We cover real life fears versus our own internal fears, how do our fears evolve as we age? Also is the fear of death truly the fear of not living your life to it’s fullest? Also what do we mean by “snore outta ya butthole” and of course we cover the fear of defamation of bone structure while being drawn! All the big fears!! So take a listen, STAY PETTY and walk around with YO D*CK OUT bish cause you with the Narcisistas honey! NEVER forget Blue Ivy has her lil baby hand on the button to the nukes so don’t be a flimsy ass hoe and rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more! DON’T FORGET to come out to our LIVE show THIS SATURDAY! March 3rd!!!


EPISODE 42: This B*tch: Rihanna Pt.3



It’s the FINAL installment of the Rihanna x The Narcisistas THIS B*TCH series so to the Rihanna files we go! Courtney is cracked out in a YSL coat and her urban friend Wil is thickkk because the food is BOMB so let them lead the wayoncè through 2012 Ri to present day diva mogul. She gave us the strip club anthem, worked out some demons with Eminem, gave us BBHMM complete with a movie, titties and blood! Just when you think it couldn’t get any better she gives us the most “Rihanna” Rihanna hit of all time WORK! Anti! Fenty Beauty! Wild Thoughts! It’s all genius… but most importantly… the LOOKS! We go through the looks!!! The CFDA  Fashion Icon outfit ALONE is everything this podcast represents, team titty, nude illusion, smoky eye and Swarovski Crystals! We died and then were brought back to LIFE by the effortless original chic that is this b*tchhhhhh! If you like what you hear then suck our cockiness and while you’re at it make sure to rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more! DON’T FORGET to come out to our LIVE show March 3rd!


EPISODE 41: This B*tch: Rihanna Pt.2



Oh NA NA… Rihanna that B*TCH! The Narcisistas are BACK with part DEUX of our Rihanna “This B*tch” series! We can’t get enough of this woman!! She’s been through it all and now she’s transformed herself to be the beacon of light we all needed (with a little help from our friends at Doritos) From the David Guetabutt collab to the full head of RED HAIR. THE HAIR! THE RED! She might not be the only girl in the world but she’s certainly the most influential. We didn’t drink coconut water until RiRi told us to! We partied hard in the Loud era because RiRi told us to! British people had never even been to the Carribean until RiRi sent them on her Navy!!! We all wanted to be pretty bondage, Grammy owning, Chart topping, Britney Spears collaborating, trend setting, ribbon puking, don’t give a f*** Rihanna so let’s TALK ABOUT IT! If you like what you hear make sure to rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more! Next week is the final chapter of our Rihanna story so soak up that island lite sun babies!


EPISODE 40: This B*tch: Rihanna Pt.1



The “This B*tch” series continues with the one and only… her Army is the Navy… the Island Princess herself MISS ROBYN RIHANNA FENTY!!!! OH YA YA YA! The Narcisistas have SO much to say on this Part ONE of THREE episode series about our beautiful gift from god! Beyoncé is the sun, Solange is the moon, Mariah is the wind and RIRI IS FIREEEE! She is the ORIGINAL street style icon… from literally selling clothes on the streets of Barbados to serving us early 2000’s Def Jam satin halter dress REALNESS this icons hair tells the whole story. From Military Tomboy to accidental Beauty Queen to getting Christina Milian’s leftovers to her big break with “Bring it On: All or Nothing” it’s the beginnings of our generations legend queen! Who needs Neyo’s vocal lessons when it’s really about THAT BOB!!!! Don’t forget our FIRST LIVE SHOW is coming up March 3rd in Brooklyn! Oh and because we run this town make sure after you listen to rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more ELLA ELLA AY AY AY!


EPISODE 30: Failure



Lightly pet your braid ladies and gentleman and grab a few Bud Lights because boy do we get into it today. The topic is FAILURE. What does it mean to fail? More importantly (GASP!) has Beyoncé ever failed? Was Pink Panther a failure? How about falling down a set of stairs or ‪Carmen a Hip Hopera‬? Sure you could call it a FAILURE… you could also go F**K yourself! We cover it all from failed looks to failure to launch. Whether it’s a white woman in a RocaWear purse or a Jamaican shirt and a Rasta belt at a teens only party it’s called FASHION look it up! Courtney’s too busty to get in trouble, Wil’s out here bamboozling hoes and Leif has the vocal range of ‪Rihanna‬! Sit back, relax, remember when there was a time where we weren’t sure who the ultimate R&B Diva would be Beyoncé or Ashanti and when you’re done laughing at that thought RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! LISTEN! ANDDDD visit www.narcisistas.com for SO MUCH MORE!


EPISODE 23: Frats feat: Andrew Collin



Put your headphones on, take your shirt off and twist it around your head like a helicopter cause we have comedian Andrew Collin talking with the Narcisistas about… FRATS! As you assumed there is a lot of talk about cum facials and fist fights but what you might not assume is there’s even more talk about poetry and penis pumps. A lot of huge questions this episode… Do Wil and Courtney settle their lifelong beef over Beyoncé’s Insta game? Did Andrew burn down his Frat house? Who is Benihana? Of course the most important question is that of our NEW GAME… WHO’S YOUR DIVA?! If you think the gays are shady you won’t believe these Frat BOYZ! Cum on take a listen and please for the love of Beyoncé subscribe, rate, review and email us! More info at www.narcisistas.com

 


EPISODE 18: Confidence



The Narcisistas have no guest this week but they are so full of themselves they hardly even notice! The topic is CONFIDENCE so they get down to the FACTS… Courtney jerked off a minion and Wil is hammered drunk. Don’t worry they don’t let that stuff distract them too long because they’ve got a lot of Beyoncé to talk which NATURALLY evolves into an analysis on the confidence and power that is living legend Rihanna. We also learn why Wil and Courtney can’t be embarrassed even though they constantly should be! They end the ep with a heartfelt Kanye convo and trying to shame Leif into being confident. If you are living for thick Ri or even thicker B, living for yourself or just love gay stuff give this episode a listen! Don’t forget to email the Narcisistas your topic requests and as always leave us a little review why don’t ya?! Head over to www.narcisistas.com for more info!


Episode 14: Fake



Are the Narcisistas fake? You bet YOUR fake lying ass they are! Wil was straight and Courtney’s boyfriend is an astronaut! This ep is all about it! Leif tried it this week by Rihanna check up on it-ing (?) and telling us he doesn’t like FOOD ladies and gentleman. Even though he basically admits to being a serial killer we forgive him because his role play story is MAGICAL (literally and figuratively). We top this ep off with everyone’s favorite… Taylor Swift shade! Leave us a review or we will catfish you! K byeeee!