Let’s kick it off with a little *NSYNC for the July *NSTINK weather! Wil is feeling very “how does she sit down in those with a statement shoe” because I don’t know it’s the LOOK! Court is World Cup French stadium realness and Leif tries to Genie in a Bottle but we shame him into discussing some Onion fake news! What can we say his feed is business ours is casual! Let’s get to the episode! This might be one of our most serious Eps yet! For gods sake it’s EMMY NOMINATIONS!! Ain’t no foolery this episode kids we’re in the golden age of television! It’s no laughing matter!! Julia is a damn Serena, Glover is everything and Hader is the Hanks of his Atlanta! Choke on your own dick executives Black-ish is IT! From Paper Boi to Winkler we all agree Keenan is All That and regardless of a personal Titus connect you got to give it to Mrs. Baskets no?! We discuss all things EMMY also BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP F$&ING SUCKS! We end in a heavy complicated subject! WE ALL IN OUR FEELINGS! LET US KNOW YOURS! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com! AND BRACE YOURSELF FOR SEPTEMBER BECAUSE TV IS THE BEST!!!
It’s HOT as HELL, EVERYTHING is stank, Wil is standing on the sun at HMMM?! Court is ol’ helmet head coasting on an OCEAN of emotions and you need to SNATCH your tickets to Leifchella NOW! We hope you get what we’re talking about because today’s Ep is on… COMMUNICATION! Courtney should’ve majored in it instead of cursing out a linebacker… but what are ya gonna do?! The Narcisistas talk about it all from misinterpreting texts to falling asleep while your boyfriend is talking to you! The internet is full of hate so if you don’t have anything nice to say… DONT REVIEW US ON ITUNES! Even though it’s one of our favorite Beyoncé songs you gotta drop the EGO and put yourself in others shoes… AKA ACTRESS FIRST!!!! Don’t forget nothing is BLACK & WHITE (except for this pod!) LISTEN! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com! If you do Court might just get injections in her OTHER LIPS! Love y’all!
Leif is stuck in the corner hot and horny for The Carters, Wil is OTRI Black & White American flag scary Super Bowl realness and Court is a hungry, sweaty, flawless mess serving full concept stop motion vid. You guys get it! We’re talking AMERICA! So Happy 4th to the entire Ferrera family! Right up top! We’ll never stop listening to Everything is Love but we gon’ give Drake his album love minute! Since the subject is AMERICA not ZIKA let’s get to the point! America’s “best country in the world” wig got snatched and now we out here OPEN B-hole waiting to get funked by the system! If you identified with that sentence girlllll you’re gonna love this Ep! The Narcisistas talk Gerrymandering, The Legislative Branch and a lot of other BIG WORDS! White Supremacy is on top and somehow Kim Kardashian is an American Hero?! It’s scarier than we thought folks!!!! We cover Fox News, Twitter and JUST when you’re about to give up hope you remember… WE STILL HAVE TV!!!! We lighten the end up with our favorite 4th of July memories! God bless getting hammered and railed on a roof! You’ve got a lot of news to read so snort an aderall and LISTEN UP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! Visit www.narcisistas.com and do us a quick favor and BE GAY!!!!
When daddy’s away the girls will play! This week the Narcisistas are joined by the straight(ish) boys from the very popular and chic podcast The Good, The Dad & The Ugly! The Dad (Will Winner) is out of town so it’s just the Pathetic Diabetic and the Weapon of Mass Seduction in the studio and boy is it a hot one! Casey is SUMMER and Patrick is Da Brat ‘cause they’re both hot and horny! Meanwhile Courtney is swollen in a kick flare and Wil is Yoncé sneezing from her b-hole! That’s right the whole SQUAD bad bitches! From Patrick’s roadside skanks to Casey’s bird fighting helmet… this is potentially the biggest moment in media people!! Court and Case twerk out a real-life couple fight (that Patrick started) all the while Wil’s got his dick hangin on the Crip side! Can you believe it?! Stars! They’re just like us! If you want two scenes from Half Baked explained to you by a bunch of idiots… gurrrlll is this one for you!Of course no Narcisistas Ep is complete without a round of America’s FAVORITE GAYme show… What gets you harder?! As it always does this game brings the truth to the surface… Pat and Casey are two pedophiles who love big nipples!! Oh boy what an ep it is… We hope Rupaul the Republican listens! Leif has the Brain Machine crew play some games at the end and boy does he Missy Elliott ft. Ciara LOSE CONTROL of the situation! This episode is SO much fun! So take a listen! Don’t forget to RATE REVIEW FOLLOW and SUBSCRIBE! Visit www.narcisistas.com for more on your GALZ!
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