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EPISODE 66: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.3



We KNOW it’s what a girl wants so The Narcisistas are BACK with the final installment of This B*tch: CHRISTINA AGUILERA!! Apologies the HOSTESS with the MOSTESS and LIL DEBBIE herself are very not myself tonight… Christina merTURY is in retrograde! It’s a VERRYYY Self-Titled Beyoncé but in a TOO thin Christina LIBERATED kinda way this Ep! It’s 2008/2018 WHO’S TO SAY when we jump back into it with our queen. We talk motherhood, greatest hits (it keeps on getting better? Interesting…) If you love robots and a very SUBTLE inspiration you are going to love our Bionic recap! They got all the BEEP BLOOP BOOPS right! Divorce! SIA! Power Ballads & Power Bottoms! Hold on let me take this ball gag out I gotta change a diaper I’m a MOTHAAA! You find out this Ep what publication we describe as the “Gay Bible” aka “Everything I need to know with FUN graphics!” We also talk BURLESQUE! CHER! TUCCI! You’re going to have to throw away your jeans this episode will get you so horny! We cover her public intoxication charge?! CHRISTINA! Guess she shouldn’t have been SHE BANGING with WILLIAM HUNG! Good lord! Wil FINALLY addresses how hard it is to be a white woman! From The Voice and the Lotus REBIRTH… or was that just a spray tan at Etta James funeral? To Summer Rain, the Pink FEUD and the most recent album it’s most important to remember… she still NO HABLA B*TCHHHH! We love you XTINA this was so fun! Let us know who you want for the next THIS B*TCH series!! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!! August 30th at The Footlight!!

EPISODE 64: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.2



Court is making out with Madonna, Wil is Lotus the BODY is what the summer is GETTING and Leif is too uneducated and too URBAN to clean her ACT up! We pick back up on our ICONIC series THIS B*TCH with part TWO of CHRISTINA AGUILERA!! The year is 2002, the album is STRIPPED, the vibe is “lemme sing about my coochie AND my feelings” and the results are LEGEND! We cover the album from it’s balls out FEMINIST message to all the backlash from the haters… side note (JESSICA SIMPSON) you can’t judge if your dad is actively trying to F*** You! XTina still can’t speak Spanish and she’s still EVERYTHING! Revisit an era of fucked up hems, tinyyyyy denim skirts, large face jewelry, raw sexual aggression and black face! From the cultural appropriation of JUSTIFIED & STRIPPED to the 2003 KISS that shocked even the girls from QUEER EYE! What’s this?! She started washing her hair again? Let’s get BACK TO BASICS!! Who in the hell is John Noah, a James Brown tribute and an Old Country Buffet Dreamgirls Ice Cream Variation with a Scott Storch diss track on top! We wrap this Ep up with a Target exclusive, a journey into Motherhood and a wedding dress that is… well you might just wanna Nelly Tilt ya Head Back! Don’t cum yet because there’s so much more Xtina to come! So stick around for PART TREEEEE! While you’re at it RATE! REVIEW! (But remember words WILL bring us down) FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!! August 30th at The Footlight y’all! You must not miss because we keep getting PHATTER!


EPISODE 63: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.1



A Genie told Leif he wasn’t gay, can’t hold Wil down she’s in Terry cloth coochie cutters and Court is too dirty to clean her act up! That’s right the definition is DEFINITION the fragrance and the Arm-ography is on the go! Ladies and Gentleman it’s THIS B*TCH… CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!! We cover this BEAUTIFUL Germish pop star from her Staten Island roots to the Mickey Mouse Club. RCA said throw on some orange Abercrombie pants, put her in an abandon carnival with some sexy teens and the rest is HERstory! Larry Nager, The Lilith Fair Beyoncé catastrophe and a 9/11 gay conspiracy breakup! We teach you girls that if wanna bottom… you better Fiduciary Duty! SORRY IF YA NO HABLA B*TCH! From Mulan to Moulin Rouge let’s revisit the beginning of this Feminist Icon’s career! Next week we pick back up for part DOS! Oh yea and if you could you be more like Aunt Caye and give us a plug?! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for SO MUCH MORE on THE VOICE! THE LEGEND! Also OUR VOICE! OUR LEGEND!


EPISODE 62: HOT TITTIES: EMMY NOMS



Let’s kick it off with a little *NSYNC for the July *NSTINK weather! Wil is feeling very “how does she sit down in those with a statement shoe” because I don’t know it’s the LOOK! Court is World Cup French stadium realness and Leif tries to Genie in a Bottle but we shame him into discussing some Onion fake news! What can we say his feed is business ours is casual! Let’s get to the episode! This might be one of our most serious Eps yet! For gods sake it’s EMMY NOMINATIONS!! Ain’t no foolery this episode kids we’re in the golden age of television! It’s no laughing matter!! Julia is a damn Serena, Glover is everything and Hader is the Hanks of his Atlanta! Choke on your own dick executives Black-ish is IT! From Paper Boi to Winkler we all agree Keenan is All That and regardless of a personal Titus connect you got to give it to Mrs. Baskets no?! We discuss all things EMMY also BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP F$&ING SUCKS! We end in a heavy complicated subject! WE ALL IN OUR FEELINGS! LET US KNOW YOURS! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com! AND BRACE YOURSELF FOR SEPTEMBER BECAUSE TV IS THE BEST!!!


EPISODE 61: COMMUNICATION 



It’s HOT as HELL, EVERYTHING is stank, Wil is standing on the sun at HMMM?! Court is ol’ helmet head coasting on an OCEAN of emotions and you need to SNATCH your tickets to Leifchella NOW! We hope you get what we’re talking about because today’s Ep is on… COMMUNICATION! Courtney should’ve majored in it instead of cursing out a linebacker… but what are ya gonna do?! The Narcisistas talk about it all from misinterpreting texts to falling asleep while your boyfriend is talking to you! The internet is full of hate so if you don’t have anything nice to say… DONT REVIEW US ON ITUNES! Even though it’s one of our favorite Beyoncé songs you gotta drop the EGO and put yourself in others shoes… AKA ACTRESS FIRST!!!! Don’t forget nothing is BLACK & WHITE (except for this pod!) LISTEN! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com! If you do Court might just get injections in her OTHER LIPS! Love y’all!

EPISODE 60: AMERICA



Leif is stuck in the corner hot and horny for The Carters, Wil is OTRI Black & White American flag scary Super Bowl realness and Court is a hungry, sweaty, flawless mess serving full concept stop motion vid. You guys get it! We’re talking AMERICA! So Happy 4th to the entire Ferrera family! Right up top! We’ll never stop listening to Everything is Love but we gon’ give Drake his album love minute! Since the subject is AMERICA not ZIKA let’s get to the point! America’s “best country in the world” wig got snatched and now we out here OPEN B-hole waiting to get funked by the system! If you identified with that sentence girlllll you’re gonna love this Ep! The Narcisistas talk Gerrymandering, The Legislative Branch and a lot of other BIG WORDS! White Supremacy is on top and somehow Kim Kardashian is an American Hero?! It’s scarier than we thought folks!!!! We cover Fox News, Twitter and JUST when you’re about to give up hope you remember… WE STILL HAVE TV!!!! We lighten the end up with our favorite 4th of July memories! God bless getting hammered and railed on a roof! You’ve got a lot of news to read so snort an aderall and LISTEN UP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! Visit www.narcisistas.com and do us a quick favor and BE GAY!!!!

EPISODE 59: THE GOOD, THE NARCISISTAS & THE UGLY feat. Casey James Salengo & Patrick Schroeder



When daddy’s away the girls will play! This week the Narcisistas are joined by the straight(ish) boys from the very popular and chic podcast The Good, The Dad & The Ugly! The Dad (Will Winner) is out of town so it’s just the Pathetic Diabetic and the Weapon of Mass Seduction in the studio and boy is it a hot one! Casey is SUMMER and Patrick is Da Brat ‘cause they’re both hot and horny! Meanwhile Courtney is swollen in a kick flare and Wil is Yoncé sneezing from her b-hole! That’s right the whole SQUAD bad bitches! From Patrick’s roadside skanks to Casey’s bird fighting helmet… this is potentially the biggest moment in media people!! Court and Case twerk out a real-life couple fight (that Patrick started) all the while Wil’s got his dick hangin on the Crip side! Can you believe it?! Stars! They’re just like us! If you want two scenes from Half Baked explained to you by a bunch of idiots… gurrrlll is this one for you!Of course no Narcisistas Ep is complete without a round of America’s FAVORITE GAYme show… What gets you harder?! As it always does this game brings the truth to the surface… Pat and Casey are two pedophiles who love big nipples!! Oh boy what an ep it is… We hope Rupaul the Republican listens! Leif has the Brain Machine crew play some games at the end and boy does he Missy Elliott ft. Ciara LOSE CONTROL of the situation! This episode is SO much fun! So take a listen! Don’t forget to RATE REVIEW FOLLOW and SUBSCRIBE! Visit www.narcisistas.com for more on your GALZ!
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