The only thing we have to FEAR is FEAR ITSELF… also Beyoncé dropping a new album while we don’t have WiFi!!! Thats right the Narcisistas are in the studio today talking FEAR! We cover real life fears versus our own internal fears, how do our fears evolve as we age? Also is the fear of death truly the fear of not living your life to it’s fullest? Also what do we mean by “snore outta ya butthole” and of course we cover the fear of defamation of bone structure while being drawn! All the big fears!! So take a listen, STAY PETTY and walk around with YO D*CK OUT bish cause you with the Narcisistas honey! NEVER forget Blue Ivy has her lil baby hand on the button to the nukes so don’t be a flimsy ass hoe and rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more! DON’T FORGET to come out to our LIVE show THIS SATURDAY! March 3rd!!!
The “This B*tch” series continues with the one and only… her Army is the Navy… the Island Princess herself MISS ROBYN RIHANNA FENTY!!!! OH YA YA YA! The Narcisistas have SO much to say on this Part ONE of THREE episode series about our beautiful gift from god! Beyoncé is the sun, Solange is the moon, Mariah is the wind and RIRI IS FIREEEE! She is the ORIGINAL street style icon… from literally selling clothes on the streets of Barbados to serving us early 2000’s Def Jam satin halter dress REALNESS this icons hair tells the whole story. From Military Tomboy to accidental Beauty Queen to getting Christina Milian’s leftovers to her big break with “Bring it On: All or Nothing” it’s the beginnings of our generations legend queen! Who needs Neyo’s vocal lessons when it’s really about THAT BOB!!!! Don’t forget our FIRST LIVE SHOW is coming up March 3rd in Brooklyn! Oh and because we run this town make sure after you listen to rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more ELLA ELLA AY AY AY!
The Narcisistas are bad girls and they friends bad too.. that’s why we are joined in the studio today with the baddest the hilarious and talented… Miss Mary Houlihan! Oh boy it’s like we all watched a live performance of Skeleton Key because we are all SICK and HORNY in the studio today. The topic is CHARACTERS and we’re not just saying dumb hot characters like Mary and Courtney we’re paying homage to all the GREATS. The Queens… Catherine O’Hara. Jennifer Coolidge. Maya Rudolph. Miss Swan… and of course the only male character we’ve ever cared about… AUSTIN POWERS. We talk about FACTS today… Diana Ross is trying to turn the gay community into dust. An Aretha compliment is actually the ultimate shade. SWAGU is actually just off-brand pasta sauce… that’s right we got all the FACTS here on the #1 most factual based podcast in America. We end this episode with a round of our most funnest game, WHAT GETS YOU WETTER?! Good god is everyone SOAKED for this one… Farting or go-karting? All That or She’s All That? Guac or Cock? The questions don’t get much harder than this! Don’t forget our FIRST LIVE SHOW is coming up March 3rd AND Kid Rock has great nipples! So quit being a psycho and listen, rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more from the bust factory!
Another “BEST OF” episode from the Narcisistas and good god Wil is alone in the studio today! That’s right bitch she’s BACK by popular DEMAND. She guides us through the “best of” of our fave game “What gets you Harder?” The game is basically would you rather… but with your other head…that’s right everybody we got our hands on all the guests dicks and we never let go! This Ep includes some of America’s hottest comedians including Casey James Salengo, Kyle Ayers, Myka Fox, Joel Kim Booster and Miss Christina Galston! We are asking them all the tough questions. What gets you harder… Christians in wigs or Kristin Wiig? Ja Rule or Marshall Law? Black Michael Jackson or White Beyoncé? This episode is full of so many laughs you might pee your mom jeans! Listen Casey is Courtney’s boyfriend and he has a huge dick so why you listen to the Ep and then SKRRT on over and rate, review, subscribe and please visit www.narcisistas.com for so many more trinkets!
It’s the first “BEST OF” episode of the Narcisistas ladies and gentleman and let us just tell you… it NASTY as hell. Courtney is alone in the studio today (so it’s more like a “BREAST OF” come on we’re having fun) and she unprofessionally guides you as we revisit the sexiest winners, the funniest losers and the baddest b*tches of the game that started it all… THIS B*TCH. The shade is so real this episode it might even turn you gay! So why don’t you sit back, relax, take a listen, strike a pose and while you werk go ahead and rate, review, subscribe and for the LOVE OF BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ?! VISIT www.narcisistas.com!
t’s GRATITUDE not ATTITUDE this week on the Narcisistas! We’re talking what we are thankful for this Holiday season and reflecting on our most cherished and most drunk holiday memories. Courtney is Matthew Morrison, Leif got a tumor cause he’s pretty and Wil’s just out here trying to get a Popeyes Chicken sponsorship! We’re dishing dishes, dishing out shade and remaining grateful that we live in a time where Beyoncé could drop an album at any moment. We are so thankful for each other this year. Wil is a kind warm positive soul, Courtney is… there and Leif is a shady ass trifling ass bitch. But of course the thing we are truly the most thankful for this year is YOU our sexy listeners! So LISTEN UP! RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! DO THE HUSTLE! AND VISIT www.narcisistas.com FOR SO MUCH MORE!
Girls there must be a higher power because Beyoncè is going to be Nala in the Lion King!!!!! When Jesus say yes nobody can say to stop playing Amazing Grace on your scratched copy of The Writings on the Wall! Ladies and gentleman it’s the CHRISTIANITY episode of the Narcisistas! Kiki-ing on all tings Christian is comedy’s own Gilbert Lawand! Gilbert was born in Iraq to Catholic parents who then moved the family to rural Georgia… what a liberal b*tch! Wil’s a hot preacher, Courtney’s a heathen and for the last time Gilbert isn’t gay he only likes men sexually! Is this episode soaked in whiskey or the blood of Christ? YOU’LL NEVER KNOW! We end the show with a round of our fave game, Who’s your Diva?! Where Gilbert chooses his diva the old fashioned way… based on story index and f**kability. RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! LISTEN! PRAY FOR OUR SOULS! VISIT www.narcisistas.com 4 SO MUCH MORE!
Lightly pet your braid ladies and gentleman and grab a few Bud Lights because boy do we get into it today. The topic is FAILURE. What does it mean to fail? More importantly (GASP!) has Beyoncé ever failed? Was Pink Panther a failure? How about falling down a set of stairs or Carmen a Hip Hopera? Sure you could call it a FAILURE… you could also go F**K yourself! We cover it all from failed looks to failure to launch. Whether it’s a white woman in a RocaWear purse or a Jamaican shirt and a Rasta belt at a teens only party it’s called FASHION look it up! Courtney’s too busty to get in trouble, Wil’s out here bamboozling hoes and Leif has the vocal range of Rihanna! Sit back, relax, remember when there was a time where we weren’t sure who the ultimate R&B Diva would be Beyoncé or Ashanti and when you’re done laughing at that thought RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! LISTEN! ANDDDD visit www.narcisistas.com for SO MUCH MORE!
Leif’s on the Video phone, Wil’s wonky eyed on a yacht and Courtney’s breastfeeding Blue because she has to. It’s the episode all you Queens have been waiting for… FOOTBALL! From Fantasy (not Mariah) to screaming at High School boys in Spandex this is a strictly American podcast! Sure we talk through the problems of the NFL but mostly it’s just Courtney going on a racist rant! Wil forgot about Daddy’s Little Girls and even though we beg him not to Leif gets a few words in about Ultimate Frisbee. From Superbowls to hot players to getting your salad tossed by an ex-Raven this episode is more F**KED UP THAN COURTNEY AT A REDSKINS GAME. Down! Set! Listen! Subscribe! Rate! Review! Go visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more!
Hide your kids! Hide your wife! It’s a Bee?! No it’s a Storm?! Oh no it’s just Beyoncé serving Halloween Realness! It’s the Halloween episode of the Narcisistas y’all! That’s right an ENTIRE episode about blood, whores and blacking out! We talk our favorite Halloween looks from Sherry Lewis to Rick James to LEIF IN DRAG. That’s right all the bombs are being dropped this episode! From scary movies to the even scarier urban legend of Courtney & Wil’s hometown… Bunnyman Bridge. It’s said that if you go to Bunnyman Bridge on All Hallows’ Eve you can still hear the musical stylings of Courtney’s white rapper ex-boyfriends. SPOOKY! What’s The Narcisistas next couples costume? Pumpkin & New York or Samuel L. Jackson & John Travolta?! Why don’t you tweet and tell us! Dont be scared you better listen, subscribe, rate, review, promise us you won’t do black face and go visit www.narcisistas.com for more info!
It’s another Brain Machine Comedy crossover episode y’all! This week we crossing over and coming out with comedian and host of TV Casualty.. Mike Abrusci! The show? Will & Grace. The vibe? Horny as hell. Will & Grace premiered in the fall of 1998 so this episode has all the late 90s references you could ever want (Kid Rock! Blackstreet! Mad About You!) and so much more! Wil presents his thesis on how Will & Grace is the reason gay marriage is legal in this Country, Mike is trying to become John Goodman and Courtney is a poor mans Karen Walker! After discussing this groundbreaking show we end the episode with a round of WHO’S YOUR DIVA?! We give out some Mariah love (forget about the Nick Cannon years), talk Beyoncé v. Oprah (actresses first) and Mike ends up incriminating a close friend (allegedly). Sit back grab your Space Jam gift with purchase, put on your Sudio Sweden headphones, subscribe, rate, review and LISTEN to the sound from deep within! Oh! Don’t forget to visit www.narcisistas.com for so much other cool shit! We love you!
Unbelievable! This week on the pod the Narcisistas sit down with everyone’s BFF Gregory Littley!! The subject is RELATIONSHIPS and YES we are all inside of each other. Wil and Courtney’s relationship is… healthy? Our Greggy Poo is… actually Steve Martin?! We get to all the FACTS this week! In addition to relationships and chatting about our boyfriendhusbands, we’re all sweaty and trying to get botox. Littley is busy manipulating Courtney Love and we discuss how Kris Jenner’s warmth is probably from the lighting. Wil won’t put his nipples away and Khloe Kardashian (Simpson?) is a philosopher. ALL THE FACTS BABY! We play our new game, WHO’S YOUR DIVA and give some well deserved heartfelt love for legendary queen Miss Britney Jean Spears. We just gotta ask y’all… if you don’t love yourself how in the HELL are you gonna love someone else? Can we get a RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE and VISIT www.narcisistas.com for more info!?
This week we answer the question… are we alone? Hell no we aren’t! We got the paranoid hippie freaks Brian Bahe and Sam Rose from Ufology! It’s the Narcisistas x Ufology Mashup Episode! Usually Narcisistas don’t see UFO’s… because they’re too busy looking down on everyone… but the UFO boys make us pull out a cig take a look up and question EVERYTHING. Alex Trebek is an alien, George Bush is an Atlanta housewife, Ursula is the original Drag Queen and Courtney is in fact Tina Knowles! But don’t worry it’s not all alien facts and “Welcome to Earf”, this episode we have the usual Taylor shade, a little Carly Rae love and we learn Brian’s diva is Rebecca Black! Wil can see the future, Courtney’s tan, Sam’s seducing us and Brian literally masturbates the entire episode. One of the best yet is topped off with a few Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Carter conspiracy theories. GASP! Yes this episode is THAT IMPORTANT. Enjoy this Brain Machine comedy baby y’all! Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and find more info on us at www.narcisistas.com!
Blue bless you everyone and welcome to another dumb ass episode of the Narcisistas podcast!! It’s our beautiful baby angel Wil’s birthday!! All she wants for her birthday is a hunk of cheese in the tub! We talking birthdays and birfdays. We can all agree the only way to have a good birthday is sucking on a strippers titty in the club or a snow bunny themed surprise drag performance. Its one of the two! We can also agree that getting older is terrible but not as terrible as Patrick Schroeder of The Good, The Dad and The Ugly Podcast who is in fact a shady trifling ass bitch! Rate, review, subscribe and worship us! Also you better send Wil some birthday love and listen to BDAY on repeat cause it’s Virgo season y’all!
Wil and Courtney went to Vegas baby. VEGAS. A quick Beyoncé check up on it (yessss Courtney’s is racist) and then the Narcisistas get right into it. BRITNEY F**KING SPEARS. SMOOTH SCULPTED AUSTRALIAN ASSES. EDIBLES. FACE FIRST DIVES OUT OF THE ADULT POOL AT THE GOLDEN NUGGET. METH HEAD CAB DRIVERS. AND SO. MUCH. MORE. It’s at the very least a disturbing listen! So do it! And while you’re at it rate, review, subscribe and push thru on over to www.narcisistas.com for more info!!
The Narcisistas have no guest this week but they are so full of themselves they hardly even notice! The topic is CONFIDENCE so they get down to the FACTS… Courtney jerked off a minion and Wil is hammered drunk. Don’t worry they don’t let that stuff distract them too long because they’ve got a lot of Beyoncé to talk which NATURALLY evolves into an analysis on the confidence and power that is living legend Rihanna. We also learn why Wil and Courtney can’t be embarrassed even though they constantly should be! They end the ep with a heartfelt Kanye convo and trying to shame Leif into being confident. If you are living for thick Ri or even thicker B, living for yourself or just love gay stuff give this episode a listen! Don’t forget to email the Narcisistas your topic requests and as always leave us a little review why don’t ya?! Head over to www.narcisistas.com for more info!
Listeners… the shade is real this week! The subject is TALKING SH*T… and oh girlllll do we do it. Our guest this week is writer, comedian and co-host of the Shame On podcast, Myka Fox (@MykaFox) Myka graces the studio with her many years of sh*t talking experience to talk sh*t on TALKIN SH*T. While Myka says she is too pretty to fight she WILDLY tries to come at the Narcisistas about the vocal talents of one Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Carter… let’s just say it gets HEATED. We throw pop star shade, praise the legend Britney Spears and talk about why we want to hunt the rich! We end the episode with a sopping round of “What Gets you Wetter?” during which Myka tells us what gets her wetter… “Christians in wigs or Kristin Wiig?” It’s one of our best yet! Oh and please never forget they’re not really Mom jeans until you pee in them a little…
Holy titty everybody what an episode. Our guest this week is the ravishing Ira Rollins, our BFF fashionista with a Bachelor’s degree in the Psychology of Race, Gender and Sexuality. We Beyonce check up on it right quick before we get this week’s subject, SEXUALITY. Since we have a scholar on this week’s subject we dive into all the intellectual topics and questions including dick clouds, gushers, fetishes, monogamy as a social construct, can vagina’s fallout, and of course, beach witches. Wil confesses to being obsessed with Courtney’s fun bags but she’s too busy watching her boyfriend sleep to notice. Ira and Wil try to convince Courtney to PEG an audience member so again everybody www.courtneymaginnis.com for all show dates. Take a listen you GORG DIVAS it’s one of our best episodes yet!
We see spirits yes we do we see spirits how bout you!? This week on the Pod the Narcisistas sit down with the twins from the Shining, Josh and Justin Rodriguez! We talk sèances, dark energy, seeing dead people, that scene from the Naughty Girl video when Beyoncè was in a martini glass and so much more! Just a paranormal Kiki with a bunch of like-minded idiots! We end the ep with everyone’s favorite game, “This B**ch” in which we learn the answer to the question, is Beyoncè into balls? Subscribe, rate and review or best believe we will haunt you!
Are the Narcisistas fake? You bet YOUR fake lying ass they are! Wil was straight and Courtney’s boyfriend is an astronaut! This ep is all about it! Leif tried it this week by Rihanna check up on it-ing (?) and telling us he doesn’t like FOOD ladies and gentleman. Even though he basically admits to being a serial killer we forgive him because his role play story is MAGICAL (literally and figuratively). We top this ep off with everyone’s favorite… Taylor Swift shade! Leave us a review or we will catfish you! K byeeee!
The riffs are blazing hot in this one ladies and gentlegays! Our guest this week is the unbelievable Kyle Ayers (First Comes Love, #roofbreakup) and the topic is STRESS. Are the Narcisistas and their guest too blessed to be stressed? NO. What stresses them out? Well… Kyle has mental problems, Courtney is pregnant as hell and Wil is running the world but nobody seems to care about the CGI hyenas! Life is hard but a round of our favorite new game, What Gets You Harder make it even… harder? Like in a good way? We don’t know! Just listen to the episode because this is one you can’t miss!
Hide your kids hide your wife it’s the most ratchet episode out here! The Narcisistas are alone this week and dear god they should not have been left alone! This episodes topic is “Trippin” so we all share stories of traveling to other planes of existence dudddeee. Of course the conversation deviates from our topic and this we week we talk about how much we love Trump, sex in massage parlors and oh baby a whole lot of singing! Oh yea and Wil smoked Crack! Enjoy!
The very sexy very funny Casey James Salengo (Comedy Central Half Hour) is back for the conclusion of his tantalizing two part Ep! This episode is about Wil and just like black history month we keep it short and barely talk about it! We do talk about what we love about Wil and what she loves about herself but mostly Courtney plans Casey and her wedding! Wil and Casey both show us their “straight voice” and Leif and Courtney talk about being squirters! This podcast is the only reason we are alive so keep giving us LIFE with those 5 star reviews! Love you!
In honor of NYC Pride this weekend we have our first straight white male, Casey James Salengo (Comedy Central Half Hour)! He’s also Courtney’s BF (I know we can’t believe Courtney dates a straight guy either!) We compare professional Wrestling to Vogueing balls and shade the entire Met Gala. The subject this week is Courtney but listen and ask yourself… would Casey clearly rather be inside Wil? We end the first of this two part episode with our NEW game, “What Gets You Harder?”
EPISODE 9: The kiki this week is therapy y’all. We all go through our personal experience with therapy and what is therapeutic to us. This ep will leave you with so many questions… Did Wil kill his first therapist? Will Courtney ever fully get out of the dick cloud? Will they ever turn Leif gay? Why do you listen to this podcast? SO MANY QUESTIONS! We hope you enjoy! Give us a shout out it would get us so moist. What did you think of the ep? Email us, rate, review, subscribe you know the deal! NOW GO TO THERAPY YOU FREAK!
Not to freak you out but this is the best episode of the Narcisistas yet! This week we are joined by cancer-warrior, activist and sexual educator Ericka Hart and her BAE manager Ebony. We talk STRENGTH and have ALL the feelings this ep from Anal to AIM! Until the end of the episode where during a rousing round of THIS B**CH we ruin everything and it all goes to poop. Literally. ENJOY!
We are all just trying to be Beyoncé this we know this we ALL know… so this week the Kiki is AMBITION. What drives us to be queens and why? And what drives us to drink? (Besides everything) Producer Leif has the best Beyoncé check up on it yet! We hope you fellow boss b**ches can handle how good this pod is getting! Enjoy mamas!
You know when you go to happy hour and your coworker has too much to drink and shares things with you and you’re like WOAH! WE SHOULDN’T BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW! DID YOU JUST GAY BASH ME?! WHAT’S HAPPENING?! That’s what this week episode is like!!! The Narcisistas have no guest so they get sloppy drunk and talk to Leif about everyone’s favorite subject… SLUTS. We get real, we get silly and we get mad offensive. Sorry! And you’re welcome!
This week we are joined by internet icon, WWHL producer and narcisista BFF T.Kyle MacMahon! T.Kyle rose to fame with her website realitytvgifs.com and now she’s social media’d her way to a dream career! We talk Social Media, Britney and a whole lotta bullsh*t on this episode of The Narcisistas!
Everybody is super horny and in love this week on the Narcisistas! We talk expectations in relationships, sex, work and life. Catch the T, watch the shade and please don’t expect much out of this episode!
The Narcisistas sit down with comedian and icon Katie McVay! We talk about politics, activism, anxiety and a whole lotta Ru! We end the Ep with a rousing round of “This B*tch”
Our First episode! It’s the day after Courtney’s birthday she’s still drunk and boy she won’t shut up about it! Wil and Leif deal as they talk Beyoncé, t*ts, and most importantly OURSELVES!