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EPISODE 36: Christmas



Feliz Navidad bitch and a happy Mrs. Mariah Christmas Cannon season to you! It’s the Christmas episode of the Narcisistas! We cover a lot of ground this episode so wear a comfortable heel! We reminisce on our Grandpa falling in the tub, evil Norwegian elves and of course that time Beyoncé ruined Christmas! After a deep dive into Tina Knowles Instagram we get serious… What would you get Beyoncé for x-mas? We know it’s a lot but just when you think it couldn’t get any better HI YELLO IS BACK WITH HER NEW SINGLE “Mistress Clause”!!!!!! That’s right y’all everyone’s nut is getting Meg-ged! Were getting Leif a new body, Courtney a spray tan booth, Wil a black Santa and you our beautiful listeners are getting a RAP BATTLE BETWEEN WIL COPE AKA HI YELLO AND COURTNEY MAGINNIS AKA SNO WHITE AT THE FIRST EVER LIVE NARCISISTAS RECORDING! That’s right y’all Santa is stunting on all you hoes so get in the spirit!! The episode ends with a rendition of “Silent Night” that will make you wish podcasts were silent! You gotta listen to this Ep, give Bey a round of applause on her new ponytail and then rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for so many GIFTS!


EPISODE 34: Best of 2017: This B*tch



It’s the first “BEST OF” episode of the Narcisistas ladies and gentleman and let us just tell you… it NASTY as hell. Courtney is alone in the studio today (so it’s more like a “BREAST OF” come on we’re having fun) and she unprofessionally guides you as we revisit the sexiest winners, the funniest losers and the baddest b*tches of the game that started it all… THIS B*TCH. The shade is so real this episode it might even turn you gay! So why don’t you sit back, relax, take a listen, strike a pose and while you werk go ahead and rate, review, subscribe and for the LOVE OF BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ?! VISIT  www.narcisistas.com!


EPISODE 23: Frats feat: Andrew Collin



Put your headphones on, take your shirt off and twist it around your head like a helicopter cause we have comedian Andrew Collin talking with the Narcisistas about… FRATS! As you assumed there is a lot of talk about cum facials and fist fights but what you might not assume is there’s even more talk about poetry and penis pumps. A lot of huge questions this episode… Do Wil and Courtney settle their lifelong beef over Beyoncé’s Insta game? Did Andrew burn down his Frat house? Who is Benihana? Of course the most important question is that of our NEW GAME… WHO’S YOUR DIVA?! If you think the gays are shady you won’t believe these Frat BOYZ! Cum on take a listen and please for the love of Beyoncé subscribe, rate, review and email us! More info at www.narcisistas.com

 


EPISODE 19: Vegas



Wil and Courtney went to Vegas baby. VEGAS. A quick Beyoncé check up on it (yessss Courtney’s is racist) and then the Narcisistas get right into it. BRITNEY F**KING SPEARS. SMOOTH SCULPTED AUSTRALIAN ASSES. EDIBLES. FACE FIRST DIVES OUT OF THE ADULT POOL AT THE GOLDEN NUGGET. METH HEAD CAB DRIVERS. AND SO. MUCH. MORE. It’s at the very least a disturbing listen! So do it! And while you’re at it rate, review, subscribe and push thru on over to www.narcisistas.com for more info!!


EPISODE 16: Sexuality feat: Ira Rollins



Holy titty everybody what an episode. Our guest this week is the ravishing Ira Rollins, our BFF fashionista with a Bachelor’s degree in the Psychology of Race, Gender and Sexuality. We Beyonce check up on it right quick before we get this week’s subject, SEXUALITY. Since we have a scholar on this week’s subject we dive into all the intellectual topics and questions including dick clouds, gushers, fetishes, monogamy as a social construct, can vagina’s fallout, and of course, beach witches. Wil confesses to being obsessed with Courtney’s fun bags but she’s too busy watching her boyfriend sleep to notice. Ira and Wil try to convince Courtney to PEG an audience member so again everybody www.courtneymaginnis.com for all show dates. Take a listen you GORG DIVAS it’s one of our best episodes yet!


Episode 14: Fake



Are the Narcisistas fake? You bet YOUR fake lying ass they are! Wil was straight and Courtney’s boyfriend is an astronaut! This ep is all about it! Leif tried it this week by Rihanna check up on it-ing (?) and telling us he doesn’t like FOOD ladies and gentleman. Even though he basically admits to being a serial killer we forgive him because his role play story is MAGICAL (literally and figuratively). We top this ep off with everyone’s favorite… Taylor Swift shade! Leave us a review or we will catfish you! K byeeee!


EPISODE 11: Wil feat: Casey James Salengo



The very sexy very funny Casey James Salengo (Comedy Central Half Hour) is back for the conclusion of his tantalizing two part Ep! This episode is about Wil and just like black history month we keep it short and barely talk about it! We do talk about what we love about Wil and what she loves about herself but mostly Courtney plans Casey and her wedding! Wil and Casey both show us their “straight voice” and Leif and Courtney talk about being squirters! This podcast is the only reason we are alive so keep giving us LIFE with those 5 star reviews! Love you!


EPISODE 10: Courtney feat: Casey James Salengo



In honor of NYC Pride this weekend we have our first straight white male, Casey James Salengo (Comedy Central Half Hour)! He’s also Courtney’s BF (I know we can’t believe Courtney dates a straight guy either!) We compare professional Wrestling to Vogueing balls and shade the entire Met Gala. The subject this week is Courtney but listen and ask yourself… would Casey clearly rather be inside Wil? We end the first of this two part episode with our NEW game, “What Gets You Harder?”


EPISODE 9: Therapy



EPISODE 9: The kiki this week is therapy y’all. We all go through our personal experience with therapy and what is therapeutic to us. This ep will leave you with so many questions… Did Wil kill his first therapist? Will Courtney ever fully get out of the dick cloud? Will they ever turn Leif gay? Why do you listen to this podcast? SO MANY QUESTIONS! We hope you enjoy! Give us a shout out it would get us so moist. What did you think of the ep? Email us, rate, review, subscribe you know the deal! NOW GO TO THERAPY YOU FREAK!


EPISODE 8: Strength feat: Ericka Hart and Ebony Donnely



Not to freak you out but this is the best episode of the Narcisistas yet! This week we are joined by cancer-warrior, activist and sexual educator Ericka Hart and her BAE manager Ebony. We talk STRENGTH and have ALL the feelings this ep from Anal to AIM! Until the end of the episode where during a rousing round of THIS B**CH we ruin everything and it all goes to poop. Literally. ENJOY!


EPISODE 1: The Narcisistas



Our First episode! It’s the day after Courtney’s birthday she’s still drunk and boy she won’t shut up about it! Wil and Leif deal as they talk Beyoncé, t*ts, and most importantly OURSELVES!