Let’s kick it off with a little *NSYNC for the July *NSTINK weather! Wil is feeling very “how does she sit down in those with a statement shoe” because I don’t know it’s the LOOK! Court is World Cup French stadium realness and Leif tries to Genie in a Bottle but we shame him into discussing some Onion fake news! What can we say his feed is business ours is casual! Let’s get to the episode! This might be one of our most serious Eps yet! For gods sake it’s EMMY NOMINATIONS!! Ain’t no foolery this episode kids we’re in the golden age of television! It’s no laughing matter!! Julia is a damn Serena, Glover is everything and Hader is the Hanks of his Atlanta! Choke on your own dick executives Black-ish is IT! From Paper Boi to Winkler we all agree Keenan is All That and regardless of a personal Titus connect you got to give it to Mrs. Baskets no?! We discuss all things EMMY also BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP F$&ING SUCKS! We end in a heavy complicated subject! WE ALL IN OUR FEELINGS! LET US KNOW YOURS! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com! AND BRACE YOURSELF FOR SEPTEMBER BECAUSE TV IS THE BEST!!!
Grab an ice pack girls because your nips are gonna be on fire! It’s another HOT TITTIES episode of The Narcisistas! Oh boy do we all have a CANABILISM Swag about us today ladies and gentleman. Perhaps it was because it was the FIRST Monday in May the MET GALAAA and we’ve got SO MUCH to say! Who gave us life… SOLANGE! SZA! ZENDAYA! UM Migos in a Destiny’s Child Versace variation?! And who lost is for us… is that Nicki Minaj or Hottie from Flavor of Love?! Is that Jane Fonda at Brunch or a Kardashian?! Is that Katy Perry or… nope it’s Katy Perry gettin her proportions ALL wrong. What’s more important though is John Cena can get us to join Tap Out fitness… but he ain’t POPE RIHANNA! After some Gala fun ya girls get into Childish Gambino’s groundbreaking video for “This is America.” While we try to unpack as much as we can we MUST take a minute to discuss how we’d all be jumpin FULL BUTTHOLE out for ALL the boys in Atlanta! But enough about those beef cakes we rap up this episode with some words on the Azealia v Cardi B beef! Girls will be girls! So sit back, take a listen, grab your Florida water, rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for nothing but shade on T Swift!
Holy smokes folks! Court is eating a Turkey sandwich in Smart Guy, Wil is in Marcy with Gloria and Leif has a Magnum Situation-ship! It’s a new episode of The Narcisistas and it’s our first ever HOT TITTIES (FRESH OUT THE TOASTER) edition! We’re talking hot trending topics only this Ep! Who in the M$&#ER F$&#%NG S#IT bit Beyoncé?! When the queen says jump The Narcisistas say MURDER. So the world best watch out! Before it gets too heated we do a classic Vivica pivot! Miss Fox was gettin D from Fifty… and everyone is over it! Wil’s gettin ready for Beychella while we all prepare for the potential of new music (???) or NEW CHOREO (!!!!) at the very least there is new Merch and it’s got the whole hive gagged! It wouldn’t be a hot topics Ep without a little OTRII speculation… A TWIN MONTAGE?! Please Carter family we’re begging you! Also best believe we get into Cardi… She’s certainly pregnant… with that ghetto ass love! The episode ends with Courtney storming out of the studio… is it because Leif confused Nicki Minaj and Meghan Trainor?! You best listen and find out! While you’re at it why don’t you go rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com it’ll help send Millie to college!