Who needs Mary Mary when ya got us?! It’s another episode of the Narcisistas! This week in honor of our dear Leif’s birthday… we’re doing an entire episode on all things LEIF!!! The Narcisistas about to get PUNK as F$&@! First things first we bow to our queen but it’s an AGAINST ME(!) check-in today children! Court’s a fun anarchist, Leif is a little SKA at the Winter Olympics And Wil is Blacked me out! It’s tart time so you know what they say… light it up three times! Our buttholes are open so let’s shove up some info! From ULTIMATE frisbee to video game realness listen up as your girls compete for daddy Leif’s love! Quick message to our younger listeners: BE OLDER! If you’re not really a “tinkerer” then this episode will either have you looking for a nice prosthetics recipe or questioning if dinosaurs ever existed! We give you an Austin Powers outro so you better rate, review, subscribe or at the very least visit www.narcisistas.com! You owe us!!
Grab an ice pack girls because your nips are gonna be on fire! It’s another HOT TITTIES episode of The Narcisistas! Oh boy do we all have a CANABILISM Swag about us today ladies and gentleman. Perhaps it was because it was the FIRST Monday in May the MET GALAAA and we’ve got SO MUCH to say! Who gave us life… SOLANGE! SZA! ZENDAYA! UM Migos in a Destiny’s Child Versace variation?! And who lost is for us… is that Nicki Minaj or Hottie from Flavor of Love?! Is that Jane Fonda at Brunch or a Kardashian?! Is that Katy Perry or… nope it’s Katy Perry gettin her proportions ALL wrong. What’s more important though is John Cena can get us to join Tap Out fitness… but he ain’t POPE RIHANNA! After some Gala fun ya girls get into Childish Gambino’s groundbreaking video for “This is America.” While we try to unpack as much as we can we MUST take a minute to discuss how we’d all be jumpin FULL BUTTHOLE out for ALL the boys in Atlanta! But enough about those beef cakes we rap up this episode with some words on the Azealia v Cardi B beef! Girls will be girls! So sit back, take a listen, grab your Florida water, rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for nothing but shade on T Swift!
Wil is Parkwood Entertainment and Courtney is busy organizing her CD tower for B2K. Thank god for Leif who’s been up to his NECK in Cardi B literature! Ladies and Gentleman it’s the THIS B*TCH: CARDI B episode!! Listen as The Narcisistas tell you how Instagram sparked the meteoric rise of regular schmegular Belcalis Almanzar from the Bronx into a chart-topping rap diva! How stripping saved her life, where the name Cardi B originates from and most importantly what she does with Beyoncé’s leftovers. Sure we watched her get a bag and fix her teeth but trust us she knew to go straight for the wig waaaaay before Love & Hip Hop. Get yo Gucci pants on girl it’s time to go at it! This FEMINIST ICON has stolen Americas heart by wearing hers on her sleeve and we haven’t even gotten to the MUSIC! This is only PART ONE! So if you are unlike regular moms you’re a horny mom then email us your Cardi B questions/concerns/comments and we’ll address them in PART TWO! While you at it make sure you rate, review, subscribe, visit www.narcisistas.com and for gods sake eat a box you might like it!