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EPISODE 68: Marriage feat: Brittany Bensley



The Narcisistas are goin to the chapel and they’re feeling… PACIFICALLY the BUNS! Lower than usual SURE but THICK, TIGHT, SHINY and ICONIC none the less! Have you ever wanted to hear Beyoncé’s UMPH of a song… but worse? Then you’re going to LOVE this Ep so much you’ll wanna MARRY IT! That’s right today we’re talking… MARRIAGE! How do you get married? Easy! Ruin your mans life and get a one-sided prenup in your favor! Apparently Wil likes boys and he’s trying to burn the gays, Jesus likes to party at a devout Christian club called AMERICA and Court’s changing her wedding plans as quickly as her emotional state! The wedding industry is evil so we get some much needed words of wisdom from recent STUNNING bride Heather Rauch! We also chat how a prank phone call turned the Copes into the only black family in the Alps, how to Expedia DOT Com that pu$$y and Court intros her NEW corner… Thoughts from THOTS! BFF of the pod and recent LEGEND bride Brittany Bensley calls in to talk about how a LITTY Bach party eventually becomes a nightmare of spreadsheets! She gives some very valuable advice to the newly engaged! You better listen up because Wil and Court would’ve been dead during the 4Loko years if it weren’t for this woman! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and we will INVITE YOU TO OUR WEDDINGS OK?!!


EPISODE 66: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.3



We KNOW it’s what a girl wants so The Narcisistas are BACK with the final installment of This B*tch: CHRISTINA AGUILERA!! Apologies the HOSTESS with the MOSTESS and LIL DEBBIE herself are very not myself tonight… Christina merTURY is in retrograde! It’s a VERRYYY Self-Titled Beyoncé but in a TOO thin Christina LIBERATED kinda way this Ep! It’s 2008/2018 WHO’S TO SAY when we jump back into it with our queen. We talk motherhood, greatest hits (it keeps on getting better? Interesting…) If you love robots and a very SUBTLE inspiration you are going to love our Bionic recap! They got all the BEEP BLOOP BOOPS right! Divorce! SIA! Power Ballads & Power Bottoms! Hold on let me take this ball gag out I gotta change a diaper I’m a MOTHAAA! You find out this Ep what publication we describe as the “Gay Bible” aka “Everything I need to know with FUN graphics!” We also talk BURLESQUE! CHER! TUCCI! You’re going to have to throw away your jeans this episode will get you so horny! We cover her public intoxication charge?! CHRISTINA! Guess she shouldn’t have been SHE BANGING with WILLIAM HUNG! Good lord! Wil FINALLY addresses how hard it is to be a white woman! From The Voice and the Lotus REBIRTH… or was that just a spray tan at Etta James funeral? To Summer Rain, the Pink FEUD and the most recent album it’s most important to remember… she still NO HABLA B*TCHHHH! We love you XTINA this was so fun! Let us know who you want for the next THIS B*TCH series!! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!! August 30th at The Footlight!!

EPISODE 65: HOT T*TTIES: OTRII TOUR TWICE



The Narcisistas saw The Carter’s On The Run TWO TOUR… TWICE! We were also all blessed TWITH TWO VOGUE COVERS?!! FUP-SKA-DOOP Y’ALL! What an earth shattering week! We cover the NJ nightmare and the rain delay that SHOCKED the Gram! Grab the Merch and run for cover honey… There’s a white man in a polo!!!! We cover show HIGHLIGHTS and we provide a little FEEDBACK! Not SHADE! It’s HIVE FEEDBACK! We have no LIFE! She’s better than the HYPE! Truth is there is no happier time than at a Beyoncé concert. From Blue Ivy tributes and corny joke time to the BRAID compromise of 2018 and MOST importantly Wil’s EVERYBODY MAD HAIRography! We also take a minute to shout out all the rich Russians at the show… ahem COLLUSION!!! Quick question… How do you NOT scream your boyfriend awake to ‘I Care’ every morning?! We alsoooo talk all things VOGUE COVERS… MINIMAL makeup, HER hair AND flower headdress?! We are all truly blessed to be alive in this time. Oh and Leif’s too old for a punk show! LISTEN! We give two too many F**KS about streaming numbers so RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!! August 30th at The Footlight!


EPISODE 64: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.2



Court is making out with Madonna, Wil is Lotus the BODY is what the summer is GETTING and Leif is too uneducated and too URBAN to clean her ACT up! We pick back up on our ICONIC series THIS B*TCH with part TWO of CHRISTINA AGUILERA!! The year is 2002, the album is STRIPPED, the vibe is “lemme sing about my coochie AND my feelings” and the results are LEGEND! We cover the album from it’s balls out FEMINIST message to all the backlash from the haters… side note (JESSICA SIMPSON) you can’t judge if your dad is actively trying to F*** You! XTina still can’t speak Spanish and she’s still EVERYTHING! Revisit an era of fucked up hems, tinyyyyy denim skirts, large face jewelry, raw sexual aggression and black face! From the cultural appropriation of JUSTIFIED & STRIPPED to the 2003 KISS that shocked even the girls from QUEER EYE! What’s this?! She started washing her hair again? Let’s get BACK TO BASICS!! Who in the hell is John Noah, a James Brown tribute and an Old Country Buffet Dreamgirls Ice Cream Variation with a Scott Storch diss track on top! We wrap this Ep up with a Target exclusive, a journey into Motherhood and a wedding dress that is… well you might just wanna Nelly Tilt ya Head Back! Don’t cum yet because there’s so much more Xtina to come! So stick around for PART TREEEEE! While you’re at it RATE! REVIEW! (But remember words WILL bring us down) FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!! August 30th at The Footlight y’all! You must not miss because we keep getting PHATTER!


EPISODE 63: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.1



A Genie told Leif he wasn’t gay, can’t hold Wil down she’s in Terry cloth coochie cutters and Court is too dirty to clean her act up! That’s right the definition is DEFINITION the fragrance and the Arm-ography is on the go! Ladies and Gentleman it’s THIS B*TCH… CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!! We cover this BEAUTIFUL Germish pop star from her Staten Island roots to the Mickey Mouse Club. RCA said throw on some orange Abercrombie pants, put her in an abandon carnival with some sexy teens and the rest is HERstory! Larry Nager, The Lilith Fair Beyoncé catastrophe and a 9/11 gay conspiracy breakup! We teach you girls that if wanna bottom… you better Fiduciary Duty! SORRY IF YA NO HABLA B*TCH! From Mulan to Moulin Rouge let’s revisit the beginning of this Feminist Icon’s career! Next week we pick back up for part DOS! Oh yea and if you could you be more like Aunt Caye and give us a plug?! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for SO MUCH MORE on THE VOICE! THE LEGEND! Also OUR VOICE! OUR LEGEND!


EPISODE 61: COMMUNICATION 



It’s HOT as HELL, EVERYTHING is stank, Wil is standing on the sun at HMMM?! Court is ol’ helmet head coasting on an OCEAN of emotions and you need to SNATCH your tickets to Leifchella NOW! We hope you get what we’re talking about because today’s Ep is on… COMMUNICATION! Courtney should’ve majored in it instead of cursing out a linebacker… but what are ya gonna do?! The Narcisistas talk about it all from misinterpreting texts to falling asleep while your boyfriend is talking to you! The internet is full of hate so if you don’t have anything nice to say… DONT REVIEW US ON ITUNES! Even though it’s one of our favorite Beyoncé songs you gotta drop the EGO and put yourself in others shoes… AKA ACTRESS FIRST!!!! Don’t forget nothing is BLACK & WHITE (except for this pod!) LISTEN! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com! If you do Court might just get injections in her OTHER LIPS! Love y’all!

EPISODE 60: AMERICA



Leif is stuck in the corner hot and horny for The Carters, Wil is OTRI Black & White American flag scary Super Bowl realness and Court is a hungry, sweaty, flawless mess serving full concept stop motion vid. You guys get it! We’re talking AMERICA! So Happy 4th to the entire Ferrera family! Right up top! We’ll never stop listening to Everything is Love but we gon’ give Drake his album love minute! Since the subject is AMERICA not ZIKA let’s get to the point! America’s “best country in the world” wig got snatched and now we out here OPEN B-hole waiting to get funked by the system! If you identified with that sentence girlllll you’re gonna love this Ep! The Narcisistas talk Gerrymandering, The Legislative Branch and a lot of other BIG WORDS! White Supremacy is on top and somehow Kim Kardashian is an American Hero?! It’s scarier than we thought folks!!!! We cover Fox News, Twitter and JUST when you’re about to give up hope you remember… WE STILL HAVE TV!!!! We lighten the end up with our favorite 4th of July memories! God bless getting hammered and railed on a roof! You’ve got a lot of news to read so snort an aderall and LISTEN UP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! Visit www.narcisistas.com and do us a quick favor and BE GAY!!!!

EPISODE 59: THE GOOD, THE NARCISISTAS & THE UGLY feat. Casey James Salengo & Patrick Schroeder



When daddy’s away the girls will play! This week the Narcisistas are joined by the straight(ish) boys from the very popular and chic podcast The Good, The Dad & The Ugly! The Dad (Will Winner) is out of town so it’s just the Pathetic Diabetic and the Weapon of Mass Seduction in the studio and boy is it a hot one! Casey is SUMMER and Patrick is Da Brat ‘cause they’re both hot and horny! Meanwhile Courtney is swollen in a kick flare and Wil is Yoncé sneezing from her b-hole! That’s right the whole SQUAD bad bitches! From Patrick’s roadside skanks to Casey’s bird fighting helmet… this is potentially the biggest moment in media people!! Court and Case twerk out a real-life couple fight (that Patrick started) all the while Wil’s got his dick hangin on the Crip side! Can you believe it?! Stars! They’re just like us! If you want two scenes from Half Baked explained to you by a bunch of idiots… gurrrlll is this one for you!Of course no Narcisistas Ep is complete without a round of America’s FAVORITE GAYme show… What gets you harder?! As it always does this game brings the truth to the surface… Pat and Casey are two pedophiles who love big nipples!! Oh boy what an ep it is… We hope Rupaul the Republican listens! Leif has the Brain Machine crew play some games at the end and boy does he Missy Elliott ft. Ciara LOSE CONTROL of the situation! This episode is SO much fun! So take a listen! Don’t forget to RATE REVIEW FOLLOW and SUBSCRIBE! Visit www.narcisistas.com for more on your GALZ!
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EPISODE 58: EVERYTHING IS LOVE feat. Sequine Lee



EVERYTHING IS LOVE!!! AAH! We have SO MUCH to talk about and since Leif is back on his bullshit we got our truly best Judy joining us in the studio today! Stylist to the stars…SEQUINE LEE!!! The Carters have blessed us with a SURPRISE album causing we’re sure some of you your own personal 9/11 and lord do we pray you have recovered. Our girl shut down the LOUVRE in a COACHELLA wig. But since you’ve got to go through House of Dereon to get to Ivy Park we go all the way black to the beginning of Jay and Bey… way black before even a bubble hem was the wave. From the One Minute Man remix to Lemonade & 4:44 the whole story of their love has been told through their music! They’ve been through it all and they ain’t giving their kids two Christmases!! Professor Wil gets us together with our African American studies, Sequine’s thought on Taylor SWIFT is… YUCK and sure Courtney has a lot of white friends but that doesn’t mean she liked ‘Beach Chair’! We break the album down song by song, talk Mona Lisa eye contact, Alvin Ailey influence, A HALF BAKED REFERENCE?! They gave us it all including a LOT Of Kanye shade and were here to talk about ITTTTT! We hope as soon as you saw her with the Macbook air you gagged yourself and freed up some of that credit! It’s time y’all! Get your tickets to OTRII, snatch the merch and most importantly get your knowledge right by listening to this episode! Rate us! Review us! Subscribe to us! Join the HIVE for us! Visit www.narcisistas.com and follow us for the CHIRREN let’s figure out how we force a monarchy!!! BEYONCÉ WE KNOW YOU’RE LISTENING!!!


EPISODE 57: DADS feat. David Maginnis



NARCISISTAS FANS WE ARE YOUR FATHAAA! So Happy Father’s Day to US! Courtney’s spray tan is making white people uncomfortable, Wil is Dangerously in Love with his Dad and Leif still can’t stop being Cardi B! It’s time for some Daddy lessons here on The Narcisistas y’all! We talk memorable moments with our dads from Madame Tussaud’s trips to watching a beaded up Venus Williams at the US Open. What lessons did we learn and want to pass on? What qualities do we look for in our babies daddies? If our kids are gay do we put them in a dance class on their 6th birthday? The point is you gotta have fun with the CHIRREN! We end this episode with a phone call from the taxidermy titan himself… POPPA MAGINNIS! The apple certainly doesn’t fall far from the tree and the MILF of the family isn’t happy about it! We talk Computer Voodoo, his favorite Beyoncé song (spoiler alert it’s the one where she sings “if you wanna play around with it put a ring on it”) his lessons on MDMA and how he blew the balls right off his girls! He certainly loves his daughter Wil the most ladies and gents so buckle up it’s quite a ride! Lotta cum talk on this one you’re gonna love it! Go ahead and give us a RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! AND visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more on your girls!


EPISODE 56: MAGICK feat. Anielle Reid



Sorry we’re late, we’re RICH! The Narcisistas are BACK and this week we’re gettin witchy and we’re gettin bitchy! After a very disrespectful Diet Coke interruption we find out that white women love Courtney, Wil is curious about his funeral and Leif is the reason there will never be a Parks & Rec reunion! I know we’re all FLABER-f$&ing-GHASTED. Thank goodness we have our BB homemaker ANIELLE REID in the studio with us today! We’re talking MAGICK (and not just Effie’s daughter in Dreamgirls) were talking the manipulation of energy, spells, the Occult, Carmen a Hip-Hopera and Sheryl Crowe dating that guy with one ball! It’s truly a magical one! Anielle discusses how a moment at the Rainforest Cafe made a banjo playing stripper predict she would one day become a witch! From Full Moons to a casual Urban Outfitters paranormal experience this ones got it all! We end this incredible Ep with a classic round of Who’s Your Diva?! Dolly or Diana? Dixie or Destiny? Pink or Jennifer? All that’s important is that we hate women and Taylor Swift doesn’t even deserve to be called a demon! You can’t miss this one gals, we tell you why Courtney is the Flava Flav of 4LW! So all you LISPENERS LISPEN UP! Also RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! AND visit www.narcisistas.com or your a$$ is gettin a spell cast on it!!!


EPISODE 51: This B*tch: Cardi B Pt.1



Wil is Parkwood Entertainment and Courtney is busy organizing her CD tower for B2K. Thank god for Leif who’s been up to his NECK in Cardi B literature! Ladies and Gentleman it’s the THIS B*TCH: CARDI B episode!! Listen as The Narcisistas tell you how Instagram sparked the meteoric rise of regular schmegular Belcalis Almanzar from the Bronx into a chart-topping rap diva! How stripping saved her life, where the name Cardi B originates from and most importantly what she does with Beyoncé’s leftovers. Sure we watched her get a bag and fix her teeth but trust us she knew to go straight for the wig waaaaay before Love & Hip Hop. Get yo Gucci pants on girl it’s time to go at it! This FEMINIST ICON has stolen Americas heart by wearing hers on her sleeve and we haven’t even gotten to the MUSIC! This is only PART ONE! So if you are unlike regular moms you’re a horny mom then email us your Cardi B questions/concerns/comments and we’ll address them in PART TWO! While you at it make sure you rate, review, subscribe, visit www.narcisistas.com and for gods sake eat a box you might like it!


EPISODE 49: Spring Cleaning



This episode will blow the curls right off Matthew Morrison’s head so get your bees in the hive and dust off your ACTRESS FIRST Grammy we’re talkin SPRING CLEANING! Court has her man locked in their apartment, Leif is shy about his third leg and Wil is droppin these dusty hoes because we flowering out here girl! Spring brings to light all the bullshit once hidden by the snow so let those f**k boys melt away! We talk cleaning closets we talk eating ass it’s a classic episode of The Narcisistas! Shave the top of your legs, throw away those crusty boots and row row row your boat into the LIFE IS BUT A DREAM BEYONCÉ HBO SPECIAL. We end the episode with a quick political update… we hate Trump! Which is why we gon keep sayin RU & OPRAH 2020! Go into the Matrix and rate, review, subscribe, visit www.narcisistas.com and get some tiny sunglasses because if it don’t look like ‘94 on your face we ain’t talkin to ya! The future is here smash your phones!!!


EPISODE 48: HOT TITTIES



Holy smokes folks! Court is eating a Turkey sandwich in Smart Guy, Wil is in Marcy with Gloria and Leif has a Magnum Situation-ship! It’s a new episode of The Narcisistas and it’s our first ever HOT TITTIES (FRESH OUT THE TOASTER) edition! We’re talking hot trending topics only this Ep! Who in the M$&#ER F$&#%NG S#IT bit Beyoncé?! When the queen says jump The Narcisistas say MURDER. So the world best watch out! Before it gets too heated we do a classic Vivica pivot! Miss Fox was gettin D from Fifty… and everyone is over it! Wil’s gettin ready for Beychella while we all prepare for the potential of new music (???) or NEW CHOREO (!!!!) at the very least there is new Merch and it’s got the whole hive gagged! It wouldn’t be a hot topics Ep without a little OTRII speculation… A TWIN MONTAGE?! Please Carter family we’re begging you! Also best believe we get into Cardi… She’s certainly pregnant… with that ghetto ass love! The episode ends with Courtney storming out of the studio… is it because Leif confused Nicki Minaj and Meghan Trainor?! You best listen and find out! While you’re at it why don’t you go rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com it’ll help send Millie to college!


EPISODE 47: Identity feat: Casey James Salengo



Ladies and Gentleman… Joining us in the studio is hottest man to ever live, the very muscular, the very hilarious, 4th time guest, so crazy hot, Mr. Casey James Salengo! Court and Casey are doing Blow on the OTRII tour, Wil’s working 9 to 5 just to stay alive and Leif wants to be bidding on art but his dicks too big! Girlllllll it is an episode of big reveals! 50% of the room was on Molly the night before recording so it’s time to question who in the hell we are! We’re talking IDENTITY! Emphasis on the TITTY! The subject matter gets real forcing everyone to open up. Wil is BLACK, GAY and BETTER THAN YOU, Courtney’s a wigger and Casey has been wrestling with the boy inside him… Casey sure has a way with words as well as a certain… “Je Ne Sais Cock” that The Narcisistas can’t get enough of! We wrap the Ep up with a passionate round of WHO’S YOUR DIVA? Macy Gray raspy vocals or a Robyn roll?! The Boss or Le Flair?! We also find out who the “Rippa-maniac” of the group is and conclude with some much deserved love to the original drunk nun, our #1 eyebrow-less actress… Whoopi Goldberg! You can’t miss this Ep! If you having an IDENTITY crisis instead of watching John Cusack why don’t you go rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com to find out who you really are!
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EPISODE 46: $hit feat: Nick Naney



Ladies and Gentleman not to freak you out but this might be the funniest episode of not only The Narcisistas but of the entire history of podcasts. The topic today is SH*T. That’s right we talking shit b*tch so literally push thru! Joining us in the studio is the funniest person that ever lived Nick Naney. Nick is a hilarious comedian as well as an expert on poop (or it’s sexy cousin cum). This pod is more FACTUAL than Oprah’s legendary poop episode! What’s normal when it comes to the stuff? What’s the true meaning of the mile high club? (Its shitting on a plane.) Where does Dr. Phil recommend is the best place to fart? Who’s on our shit list? Did Wil put a restaurant out of business after he shit? The laughs are uncontrollable this episode! Finally before an amazing round of “WHAT GETS YOU HARDER?” we get to the big question… Does Beyoncé get her shit medically removed? The point is even CHIC people SH*T aka DEITIES gotta DOOKIE y’all! If you don’t puke from laughter you might just puke cause it’s real! It’s your doodie (LOL) to listen to this episode! If ya scooping what we’re pooping then rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more!


EPISODE 45: Meditation feat: Abby Feldman



Come for the BOOBS and stay for the ENLIGHTENMENT on this very inspiring episode of The Narcisistas this week! Joining us in the studio is the host of “Moist” the very incredible, Abby Feldman! Courtney ate four vegetables so she’s basically vegan, Wil is trying to be fat as hell at Coachella, Abby is just a sexy single lady trying to get outta the dick cloud and Leif’s straight so he better watch it! The subject today is MEDITATION so naturally we learn that a surprising amount of food can fit into a frisbee! Also on this KNOWLEDGE FIRST episode we have a beautiful conversation where Abby inspires us all to be more thoughtful, loving, kind humans. Don’t worry we also talking thick penises and Rachel Dolezal! Everyone knows Jesus was basically John Stamos but during a hot round of “WHO’S YOUR DIVA?” we learn Brandy is actually Mya and Diana Ross was actually in Destiny’s Child! What a world! Pull out your crystals and singing bowls and listen up! Then if you a millennial with a god complex you better rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com! Hit us up @thenarcisistas if you miss the OLD Narcisistas!!!


EPISODE 44: LIVE! feat: Christopher Palu



The powerful and hilarious Ahri Findling kicks off the Narcisistas FIRST LIVE EPISODE! Recorded March 3rd 2018 in Bushwick BK the girls are serving you Athletic Casual C*nt and they got NO F*CKS TO GIVE! Courtney is a lot of things but regular is not one of them, Wil can’t seem to remember what city we are in and Leif was late but don’t worry she brought vegan fruit snacks to the Grammys! Obviously up first we discuss the Beyoncé bomb drop! B!!!! Once we get it together our incredible guest and soul sista joins us onstage. Ladies and gentleman the GORGEOUS and TALENTED Christopher Palu from Project Runway and Project Runway All Stars! This b*tch completely shakes us to our CORE with our FIRST non-verbal Beyoncé check up on it! It’s as legend as she is! From drawing dicks to getting drunk and dragging rich FIT hoes to Tim Gunn’s AOL e-mail account GAG! It’s a damn good Kiki. Don’t worry this Ep comes complete with games and some drunk ass audience participation! Thank you again to everyone who came out and showed love! Of course special thanks and all the pu$$ to Casey James Salengo and Josh Rodriguez for holding their girls down! For all of you keeping score the live rap battle between Hi Yello and White Noise will be released at a later date… so you BEST rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com so you don’t miss our first mixtape drop!

EPISODE 43.5: Oscars Recap



The 90th annual Academy Awards happened last Sunday! You know The Narcisistas love to watch rich people suck each other’s D*CKS… especially if it’s in a gorgeous gown! So listen up while we give you the rundown of the GAY SUPERBOWL! Wil is letting Court feel her Jennifer Hudson power but all she’s feeling is a Tina Knowles term project! Leif is having so much sex it’s making us all feel like award winners! First off we would like to thank death for taking a break this year because we got a lot of life! Jordan & Chelsea! Tiffany & Maya! The Jet Ski bit! Come on fun times and power couples! Oh and Miss Tiffany we see you in that McQueen… you are EVERYTHING! We throw some shade, talk a lot of fashion and mostly we just want Lakeith to know we’d bang ya anywhere even if it’s the sunken place! You like the Oscars TEA? Well then give your mama’s some SUGAR and rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more!


EPISODE 39: Characters feat: Mary Houlihan



The Narcisistas are bad girls and they friends bad too.. that’s why we are joined in the studio today with the baddest the hilarious and talented… Miss Mary Houlihan! Oh boy it’s like we all watched a live performance of Skeleton Key because we are all SICK and HORNY in the studio today. The topic is CHARACTERS and we’re not just saying dumb hot characters like Mary and Courtney we’re paying homage to all the GREATS. The Queens… Catherine O’Hara. Jennifer Coolidge. Maya Rudolph. Miss Swan… and of course the only male character we’ve ever cared about… AUSTIN POWERS. We talk about FACTS today… Diana Ross is trying to turn the gay community into dust. An Aretha compliment is actually the ultimate shade. SWAGU is actually just off-brand pasta sauce… that’s right we got all the FACTS here on the #1 most factual based podcast in America. We end this episode with a round of our most funnest game, WHAT GETS YOU WETTER?! Good god is everyone SOAKED for this one… Farting or go-karting? All That or She’s All That? Guac or Cock? The questions don’t get much harder than this! Don’t forget our FIRST LIVE SHOW is coming up March 3rd AND Kid Rock has great nipples! So quit being a psycho and listen, rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more from the bust factory!


EPISODE 36: Christmas



Feliz Navidad bitch and a happy Mrs. Mariah Christmas Cannon season to you! It’s the Christmas episode of the Narcisistas! We cover a lot of ground this episode so wear a comfortable heel! We reminisce on our Grandpa falling in the tub, evil Norwegian elves and of course that time Beyoncé ruined Christmas! After a deep dive into Tina Knowles Instagram we get serious… What would you get Beyoncé for x-mas? We know it’s a lot but just when you think it couldn’t get any better HI YELLO IS BACK WITH HER NEW SINGLE “Mistress Clause”!!!!!! That’s right y’all everyone’s nut is getting Meg-ged! Were getting Leif a new body, Courtney a spray tan booth, Wil a black Santa and you our beautiful listeners are getting a RAP BATTLE BETWEEN WIL COPE AKA HI YELLO AND COURTNEY MAGINNIS AKA SNO WHITE AT THE FIRST EVER LIVE NARCISISTAS RECORDING! That’s right y’all Santa is stunting on all you hoes so get in the spirit!! The episode ends with a rendition of “Silent Night” that will make you wish podcasts were silent! You gotta listen to this Ep, give Bey a round of applause on her new ponytail and then rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for so many GIFTS!


EPISODE 35: Best of 2017: What Gets You Harder?



Another “BEST OF” episode from the Narcisistas and good god Wil is alone in the studio today! That’s right bitch she’s BACK by popular DEMAND. She guides us through the “best of” of our fave game “What gets you Harder?” The game is basically would you rather… but with your other head…that’s right everybody we got our hands on all the guests dicks and we never let go! This Ep includes some of America’s hottest comedians including Casey James Salengo, Kyle Ayers, Myka Fox, Joel Kim Booster and Miss Christina Galston! We are asking them all the tough questions. What gets you harder… Christians in wigs or Kristin Wiig? Ja Rule or Marshall Law? Black Michael Jackson or White Beyoncé? This episode is full of so many laughs you might pee your mom jeans! Listen Casey is Courtney’s boyfriend and he has a huge dick so why you listen to the Ep and then SKRRT on over and rate, review, subscribe and please visit www.narcisistas.com for so many more trinkets!


EPISODE 34: Best of 2017: This B*tch



It’s the first “BEST OF” episode of the Narcisistas ladies and gentleman and let us just tell you… it NASTY as hell. Courtney is alone in the studio today (so it’s more like a “BREAST OF” come on we’re having fun) and she unprofessionally guides you as we revisit the sexiest winners, the funniest losers and the baddest b*tches of the game that started it all… THIS B*TCH. The shade is so real this episode it might even turn you gay! So why don’t you sit back, relax, take a listen, strike a pose and while you werk go ahead and rate, review, subscribe and for the LOVE OF BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ?! VISIT  www.narcisistas.com!


EPISODE 17: Talking sh*t feat: Myka Fox



Listeners… the shade is real this week! The subject is TALKING SH*T… and oh girlllll do we do it. Our guest this week is writer, comedian and co-host of the Shame On podcast, Myka Fox (@MykaFox) Myka graces the studio with her many years of sh*t talking experience to talk sh*t on TALKIN SH*T. While Myka says she is too pretty to fight she WILDLY tries to come at the Narcisistas about the vocal talents of one Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Carter… let’s just say it gets HEATED. We throw pop star shade, praise the legend Britney Spears and talk about why we want to hunt the rich! We end the episode with a sopping round of “What Gets you Wetter?” during which Myka tells us what gets her wetter… “Christians in wigs or Kristin Wiig?” It’s one of our best yet! Oh and please never forget they’re not really Mom jeans until you pee in them a little…


EPISODE 16: Sexuality feat: Ira Rollins



Holy titty everybody what an episode. Our guest this week is the ravishing Ira Rollins, our BFF fashionista with a Bachelor’s degree in the Psychology of Race, Gender and Sexuality. We Beyonce check up on it right quick before we get this week’s subject, SEXUALITY. Since we have a scholar on this week’s subject we dive into all the intellectual topics and questions including dick clouds, gushers, fetishes, monogamy as a social construct, can vagina’s fallout, and of course, beach witches. Wil confesses to being obsessed with Courtney’s fun bags but she’s too busy watching her boyfriend sleep to notice. Ira and Wil try to convince Courtney to PEG an audience member so again everybody www.courtneymaginnis.com for all show dates. Take a listen you GORG DIVAS it’s one of our best episodes yet!


EPISODE 15: Spirits feat: Josh & Justin Rodriguez



We see spirits yes we do we see spirits how bout you!? This week on the Pod the Narcisistas sit down with the twins from the Shining, Josh and Justin Rodriguez! We talk sèances, dark energy, seeing dead people, that scene from the Naughty Girl video when Beyoncè was in a martini glass and so much more! Just a paranormal Kiki with a bunch of like-minded idiots! We end the ep with everyone’s favorite game, “This B**ch” in which we learn the answer to the question, is Beyoncè into balls? Subscribe, rate and review or best believe we will haunt you!


Episode 14: Fake



Are the Narcisistas fake? You bet YOUR fake lying ass they are! Wil was straight and Courtney’s boyfriend is an astronaut! This ep is all about it! Leif tried it this week by Rihanna check up on it-ing (?) and telling us he doesn’t like FOOD ladies and gentleman. Even though he basically admits to being a serial killer we forgive him because his role play story is MAGICAL (literally and figuratively). We top this ep off with everyone’s favorite… Taylor Swift shade! Leave us a review or we will catfish you! K byeeee!


EPISODE 13: Stress feat: Kyle Ayers



The riffs are blazing hot in this one ladies and gentlegays! Our guest this week is the unbelievable Kyle Ayers (First Comes Love, #roofbreakup) and the topic is STRESS. Are the Narcisistas and their guest too blessed to be stressed? NO. What stresses them out? Well… Kyle has mental problems, Courtney is pregnant as hell and Wil is running the world but nobody seems to care about the CGI hyenas! Life is hard but a round of our favorite new game, What Gets You Harder make it even… harder? Like in a good way? We don’t know! Just listen to the episode because this is one you can’t miss!


EPISODE 12: Trippin’



Hide your kids hide your wife it’s the most ratchet episode out here! The Narcisistas are alone this week and dear god they should not have been left alone! This episodes topic is “Trippin” so we all share stories of traveling to other planes of existence dudddeee. Of course the conversation deviates from our topic and this we week we talk about how much we love Trump, sex in massage parlors and oh baby a whole lot of singing! Oh yea and Wil smoked Crack! Enjoy!


EPISODE 11: Wil feat: Casey James Salengo



The very sexy very funny Casey James Salengo (Comedy Central Half Hour) is back for the conclusion of his tantalizing two part Ep! This episode is about Wil and just like black history month we keep it short and barely talk about it! We do talk about what we love about Wil and what she loves about herself but mostly Courtney plans Casey and her wedding! Wil and Casey both show us their “straight voice” and Leif and Courtney talk about being squirters! This podcast is the only reason we are alive so keep giving us LIFE with those 5 star reviews! Love you!


EPISODE 10: Courtney feat: Casey James Salengo



In honor of NYC Pride this weekend we have our first straight white male, Casey James Salengo (Comedy Central Half Hour)! He’s also Courtney’s BF (I know we can’t believe Courtney dates a straight guy either!) We compare professional Wrestling to Vogueing balls and shade the entire Met Gala. The subject this week is Courtney but listen and ask yourself… would Casey clearly rather be inside Wil? We end the first of this two part episode with our NEW game, “What Gets You Harder?”


EPISODE 9: Therapy



EPISODE 9: The kiki this week is therapy y’all. We all go through our personal experience with therapy and what is therapeutic to us. This ep will leave you with so many questions… Did Wil kill his first therapist? Will Courtney ever fully get out of the dick cloud? Will they ever turn Leif gay? Why do you listen to this podcast? SO MANY QUESTIONS! We hope you enjoy! Give us a shout out it would get us so moist. What did you think of the ep? Email us, rate, review, subscribe you know the deal! NOW GO TO THERAPY YOU FREAK!


EPISODE 8: Strength feat: Ericka Hart and Ebony Donnely



Not to freak you out but this is the best episode of the Narcisistas yet! This week we are joined by cancer-warrior, activist and sexual educator Ericka Hart and her BAE manager Ebony. We talk STRENGTH and have ALL the feelings this ep from Anal to AIM! Until the end of the episode where during a rousing round of THIS B**CH we ruin everything and it all goes to poop. Literally. ENJOY!


EPISODE 7: Ambition



We are all just trying to be Beyoncé this we know this we ALL know… so this week the Kiki is AMBITION. What drives us to be queens and why? And what drives us to drink? (Besides everything) Producer Leif has the best Beyoncé check up on it yet! We hope you fellow boss b**ches can handle how good this pod is getting! Enjoy mamas!


EPISODE 6: Style feat: George Verger



The Narcisistas sit down with our Soul Sista and internet style icon George Verger of the cult Instagram account @destinyslegendchildren.  When reminisce about the old days when Alicia Keys wore makeup and George was a sparkle muffin. We talk about personal style, life changing looks, dip, sh*t & dip-sh*ts.


EPISODE 5: SLUTS



You know when you go to happy hour and your coworker has too much to drink and shares things with you and you’re like WOAH! WE SHOULDN’T BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW! DID YOU JUST GAY BASH ME?! WHAT’S HAPPENING?! That’s what this week episode is like!!! The Narcisistas have no guest so they get sloppy drunk and talk to Leif about everyone’s favorite subject… SLUTS. We get real, we get silly and we get mad offensive. Sorry! And you’re welcome!


EPISODE 4: Social Media feat: T. Kyle



This week we are joined by internet icon, WWHL producer and narcisista BFF T.Kyle MacMahon! T.Kyle rose to fame with her website realitytvgifs.com and now she’s social media’d her way to a dream career! We talk Social Media, Britney and a whole lotta bullsh*t on this episode of The Narcisistas!


EPISODE 3: Expectations



Everybody is super horny and in love this week on the Narcisistas! We talk expectations in relationships, sex, work and life. Catch the T, watch the shade and please don’t expect much out of this episode!


EPISODE 2: This S**t feat: Katie McVay



The Narcisistas sit down with comedian and icon Katie McVay! We talk about politics, activism, anxiety and a whole lotta Ru! We end the Ep with a rousing round of “This B*tch”


EPISODE 1: The Narcisistas



Our First episode! It’s the day after Courtney’s birthday she’s still drunk and boy she won’t shut up about it! Wil and Leif deal as they talk Beyoncé, t*ts, and most importantly OURSELVES!