Wil is Parkwood Entertainment and Courtney is busy organizing her CD tower for B2K. Thank god for Leif who’s been up to his NECK in Cardi B literature! Ladies and Gentleman it’s the THIS B*TCH: CARDI B episode!! Listen as The Narcisistas tell you how Instagram sparked the meteoric rise of regular schmegular Belcalis Almanzar from the Bronx into a chart-topping rap diva! How stripping saved her life, where the name Cardi B originates from and most importantly what she does with Beyoncé’s leftovers. Sure we watched her get a bag and fix her teeth but trust us she knew to go straight for the wig waaaaay before Love & Hip Hop. Get yo Gucci pants on girl it’s time to go at it! This FEMINIST ICON has stolen Americas heart by wearing hers on her sleeve and we haven’t even gotten to the MUSIC! This is only PART ONE! So if you are unlike regular moms you’re a horny mom then email us your Cardi B questions/concerns/comments and we’ll address them in PART TWO! While you at it make sure you rate, review, subscribe, visit www.narcisistas.com and for gods sake eat a box you might like it!
This episode will blow the curls right off Matthew Morrison’s head so get your bees in the hive and dust off your ACTRESS FIRST Grammy we’re talkin SPRING CLEANING! Court has her man locked in their apartment, Leif is shy about his third leg and Wil is droppin these dusty hoes because we flowering out here girl! Spring brings to light all the bullshit once hidden by the snow so let those f**k boys melt away! We talk cleaning closets we talk eating ass it’s a classic episode of The Narcisistas! Shave the top of your legs, throw away those crusty boots and row row row your boat into the LIFE IS BUT A DREAM BEYONCÉ HBO SPECIAL. We end the episode with a quick political update… we hate Trump! Which is why we gon keep sayin RU & OPRAH 2020! Go into the Matrix and rate, review, subscribe, visit www.narcisistas.com and get some tiny sunglasses because if it don’t look like ‘94 on your face we ain’t talkin to ya! The future is here smash your phones!!!
Holy smokes folks! Court is eating a Turkey sandwich in Smart Guy, Wil is in Marcy with Gloria and Leif has a Magnum Situation-ship! It’s a new episode of The Narcisistas and it’s our first ever HOT TITTIES (FRESH OUT THE TOASTER) edition! We’re talking hot trending topics only this Ep! Who in the M$&#ER F$&#%NG S#IT bit Beyoncé?! When the queen says jump The Narcisistas say MURDER. So the world best watch out! Before it gets too heated we do a classic Vivica pivot! Miss Fox was gettin D from Fifty… and everyone is over it! Wil’s gettin ready for Beychella while we all prepare for the potential of new music (???) or NEW CHOREO (!!!!) at the very least there is new Merch and it’s got the whole hive gagged! It wouldn’t be a hot topics Ep without a little OTRII speculation… A TWIN MONTAGE?! Please Carter family we’re begging you! Also best believe we get into Cardi… She’s certainly pregnant… with that ghetto ass love! The episode ends with Courtney storming out of the studio… is it because Leif confused Nicki Minaj and Meghan Trainor?! You best listen and find out! While you’re at it why don’t you go rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com it’ll help send Millie to college!
Ladies and Gentleman not to freak you out but this might be the funniest episode of not only The Narcisistas but of the entire history of podcasts. The topic today is SH*T. That’s right we talking shit b*tch so literally push thru! Joining us in the studio is the funniest person that ever lived Nick Naney. Nick is a hilarious comedian as well as an expert on poop (or it’s sexy cousin cum). This pod is more FACTUAL than Oprah’s legendary poop episode! What’s normal when it comes to the stuff? What’s the true meaning of the mile high club? (Its shitting on a plane.) Where does Dr. Phil recommend is the best place to fart? Who’s on our shit list? Did Wil put a restaurant out of business after he shit? The laughs are uncontrollable this episode! Finally before an amazing round of “WHAT GETS YOU HARDER?” we get to the big question… Does Beyoncé get her shit medically removed? The point is even CHIC people SH*T aka DEITIES gotta DOOKIE y’all! If you don’t puke from laughter you might just puke cause it’s real! It’s your doodie (LOL) to listen to this episode! If ya scooping what we’re pooping then rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more!
Come for the BOOBS and stay for the ENLIGHTENMENT on this very inspiring episode of The Narcisistas this week! Joining us in the studio is the host of “Moist” the very incredible, Abby Feldman! Courtney ate four vegetables so she’s basically vegan, Wil is trying to be fat as hell at Coachella, Abby is just a sexy single lady trying to get outta the dick cloud and Leif’s straight so he better watch it! The subject today is MEDITATION so naturally we learn that a surprising amount of food can fit into a frisbee! Also on this KNOWLEDGE FIRST episode we have a beautiful conversation where Abby inspires us all to be more thoughtful, loving, kind humans. Don’t worry we also talking thick penises and Rachel Dolezal! Everyone knows Jesus was basically John Stamos but during a hot round of “WHO’S YOUR DIVA?” we learn Brandy is actually Mya and Diana Ross was actually in Destiny’s Child! What a world! Pull out your crystals and singing bowls and listen up! Then if you a millennial with a god complex you better rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com! Hit us up @thenarcisistas if you miss the OLD Narcisistas!!!
The 90th annual Academy Awards happened last Sunday! You know The Narcisistas love to watch rich people suck each other’s D*CKS… especially if it’s in a gorgeous gown! So listen up while we give you the rundown of the GAY SUPERBOWL! Wil is letting Court feel her Jennifer Hudson power but all she’s feeling is a Tina Knowles term project! Leif is having so much sex it’s making us all feel like award winners! First off we would like to thank death for taking a break this year because we got a lot of life! Jordan & Chelsea! Tiffany & Maya! The Jet Ski bit! Come on fun times and power couples! Oh and Miss Tiffany we see you in that McQueen… you are EVERYTHING! We throw some shade, talk a lot of fashion and mostly we just want Lakeith to know we’d bang ya anywhere even if it’s the sunken place! You like the Oscars TEA? Well then give your mama’s some SUGAR and rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more!
The Narcisistas are bad girls and they friends bad too.. that’s why we are joined in the studio today with the baddest the hilarious and talented… Miss Mary Houlihan! Oh boy it’s like we all watched a live performance of Skeleton Key because we are all SICK and HORNY in the studio today. The topic is CHARACTERS and we’re not just saying dumb hot characters like Mary and Courtney we’re paying homage to all the GREATS. The Queens… Catherine O’Hara. Jennifer Coolidge. Maya Rudolph. Miss Swan… and of course the only male character we’ve ever cared about… AUSTIN POWERS. We talk about FACTS today… Diana Ross is trying to turn the gay community into dust. An Aretha compliment is actually the ultimate shade. SWAGU is actually just off-brand pasta sauce… that’s right we got all the FACTS here on the #1 most factual based podcast in America. We end this episode with a round of our most funnest game, WHAT GETS YOU WETTER?! Good god is everyone SOAKED for this one… Farting or go-karting? All That or She’s All That? Guac or Cock? The questions don’t get much harder than this! Don’t forget our FIRST LIVE SHOW is coming up March 3rd AND Kid Rock has great nipples! So quit being a psycho and listen, rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more from the bust factory!
Feliz Navidad bitch and a happy Mrs. Mariah Christmas Cannon season to you! It’s the Christmas episode of the Narcisistas! We cover a lot of ground this episode so wear a comfortable heel! We reminisce on our Grandpa falling in the tub, evil Norwegian elves and of course that time Beyoncé ruined Christmas! After a deep dive into Tina Knowles Instagram we get serious… What would you get Beyoncé for x-mas? We know it’s a lot but just when you think it couldn’t get any better HI YELLO IS BACK WITH HER NEW SINGLE “Mistress Clause”!!!!!! That’s right y’all everyone’s nut is getting Meg-ged! Were getting Leif a new body, Courtney a spray tan booth, Wil a black Santa and you our beautiful listeners are getting a RAP BATTLE BETWEEN WIL COPE AKA HI YELLO AND COURTNEY MAGINNIS AKA SNO WHITE AT THE FIRST EVER LIVE NARCISISTAS RECORDING! That’s right y’all Santa is stunting on all you hoes so get in the spirit!! The episode ends with a rendition of “Silent Night” that will make you wish podcasts were silent! You gotta listen to this Ep, give Bey a round of applause on her new ponytail and then rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for so many GIFTS!
Another “BEST OF” episode from the Narcisistas and good god Wil is alone in the studio today! That’s right bitch she’s BACK by popular DEMAND. She guides us through the “best of” of our fave game “What gets you Harder?” The game is basically would you rather… but with your other head…that’s right everybody we got our hands on all the guests dicks and we never let go! This Ep includes some of America’s hottest comedians including Casey James Salengo, Kyle Ayers, Myka Fox, Joel Kim Booster and Miss Christina Galston! We are asking them all the tough questions. What gets you harder… Christians in wigs or Kristin Wiig? Ja Rule or Marshall Law? Black Michael Jackson or White Beyoncé? This episode is full of so many laughs you might pee your mom jeans! Listen Casey is Courtney’s boyfriend and he has a huge dick so why you listen to the Ep and then SKRRT on over and rate, review, subscribe and please visit www.narcisistas.com for so many more trinkets!
It’s the first “BEST OF” episode of the Narcisistas ladies and gentleman and let us just tell you… it NASTY as hell. Courtney is alone in the studio today (so it’s more like a “BREAST OF” come on we’re having fun) and she unprofessionally guides you as we revisit the sexiest winners, the funniest losers and the baddest b*tches of the game that started it all… THIS B*TCH. The shade is so real this episode it might even turn you gay! So why don’t you sit back, relax, take a listen, strike a pose and while you werk go ahead and rate, review, subscribe and for the LOVE OF BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ?! VISIT www.narcisistas.com!
Listeners… the shade is real this week! The subject is TALKING SH*T… and oh girlllll do we do it. Our guest this week is writer, comedian and co-host of the Shame On podcast, Myka Fox (@MykaFox) Myka graces the studio with her many years of sh*t talking experience to talk sh*t on TALKIN SH*T. While Myka says she is too pretty to fight she WILDLY tries to come at the Narcisistas about the vocal talents of one Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Carter… let’s just say it gets HEATED. We throw pop star shade, praise the legend Britney Spears and talk about why we want to hunt the rich! We end the episode with a sopping round of “What Gets you Wetter?” during which Myka tells us what gets her wetter… “Christians in wigs or Kristin Wiig?” It’s one of our best yet! Oh and please never forget they’re not really Mom jeans until you pee in them a little…
Holy titty everybody what an episode. Our guest this week is the ravishing Ira Rollins, our BFF fashionista with a Bachelor’s degree in the Psychology of Race, Gender and Sexuality. We Beyonce check up on it right quick before we get this week’s subject, SEXUALITY. Since we have a scholar on this week’s subject we dive into all the intellectual topics and questions including dick clouds, gushers, fetishes, monogamy as a social construct, can vagina’s fallout, and of course, beach witches. Wil confesses to being obsessed with Courtney’s fun bags but she’s too busy watching her boyfriend sleep to notice. Ira and Wil try to convince Courtney to PEG an audience member so again everybody www.courtneymaginnis.com for all show dates. Take a listen you GORG DIVAS it’s one of our best episodes yet!
We see spirits yes we do we see spirits how bout you!? This week on the Pod the Narcisistas sit down with the twins from the Shining, Josh and Justin Rodriguez! We talk sèances, dark energy, seeing dead people, that scene from the Naughty Girl video when Beyoncè was in a martini glass and so much more! Just a paranormal Kiki with a bunch of like-minded idiots! We end the ep with everyone’s favorite game, “This B**ch” in which we learn the answer to the question, is Beyoncè into balls? Subscribe, rate and review or best believe we will haunt you!
Are the Narcisistas fake? You bet YOUR fake lying ass they are! Wil was straight and Courtney’s boyfriend is an astronaut! This ep is all about it! Leif tried it this week by Rihanna check up on it-ing (?) and telling us he doesn’t like FOOD ladies and gentleman. Even though he basically admits to being a serial killer we forgive him because his role play story is MAGICAL (literally and figuratively). We top this ep off with everyone’s favorite… Taylor Swift shade! Leave us a review or we will catfish you! K byeeee!
The riffs are blazing hot in this one ladies and gentlegays! Our guest this week is the unbelievable Kyle Ayers (First Comes Love, #roofbreakup) and the topic is STRESS. Are the Narcisistas and their guest too blessed to be stressed? NO. What stresses them out? Well… Kyle has mental problems, Courtney is pregnant as hell and Wil is running the world but nobody seems to care about the CGI hyenas! Life is hard but a round of our favorite new game, What Gets You Harder make it even… harder? Like in a good way? We don’t know! Just listen to the episode because this is one you can’t miss!
Hide your kids hide your wife it’s the most ratchet episode out here! The Narcisistas are alone this week and dear god they should not have been left alone! This episodes topic is “Trippin” so we all share stories of traveling to other planes of existence dudddeee. Of course the conversation deviates from our topic and this we week we talk about how much we love Trump, sex in massage parlors and oh baby a whole lot of singing! Oh yea and Wil smoked Crack! Enjoy!
The very sexy very funny Casey James Salengo (Comedy Central Half Hour) is back for the conclusion of his tantalizing two part Ep! This episode is about Wil and just like black history month we keep it short and barely talk about it! We do talk about what we love about Wil and what she loves about herself but mostly Courtney plans Casey and her wedding! Wil and Casey both show us their “straight voice” and Leif and Courtney talk about being squirters! This podcast is the only reason we are alive so keep giving us LIFE with those 5 star reviews! Love you!
In honor of NYC Pride this weekend we have our first straight white male, Casey James Salengo (Comedy Central Half Hour)! He’s also Courtney’s BF (I know we can’t believe Courtney dates a straight guy either!) We compare professional Wrestling to Vogueing balls and shade the entire Met Gala. The subject this week is Courtney but listen and ask yourself… would Casey clearly rather be inside Wil? We end the first of this two part episode with our NEW game, “What Gets You Harder?”
EPISODE 9: The kiki this week is therapy y’all. We all go through our personal experience with therapy and what is therapeutic to us. This ep will leave you with so many questions… Did Wil kill his first therapist? Will Courtney ever fully get out of the dick cloud? Will they ever turn Leif gay? Why do you listen to this podcast? SO MANY QUESTIONS! We hope you enjoy! Give us a shout out it would get us so moist. What did you think of the ep? Email us, rate, review, subscribe you know the deal! NOW GO TO THERAPY YOU FREAK!
Not to freak you out but this is the best episode of the Narcisistas yet! This week we are joined by cancer-warrior, activist and sexual educator Ericka Hart and her BAE manager Ebony. We talk STRENGTH and have ALL the feelings this ep from Anal to AIM! Until the end of the episode where during a rousing round of THIS B**CH we ruin everything and it all goes to poop. Literally. ENJOY!
We are all just trying to be Beyoncé this we know this we ALL know… so this week the Kiki is AMBITION. What drives us to be queens and why? And what drives us to drink? (Besides everything) Producer Leif has the best Beyoncé check up on it yet! We hope you fellow boss b**ches can handle how good this pod is getting! Enjoy mamas!
The Narcisistas sit down with our Soul Sista and internet style icon George Verger of the cult Instagram account @destinyslegendchildren. When reminisce about the old days when Alicia Keys wore makeup and George was a sparkle muffin. We talk about personal style, life changing looks, dip, sh*t & dip-sh*ts.
You know when you go to happy hour and your coworker has too much to drink and shares things with you and you’re like WOAH! WE SHOULDN’T BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW! DID YOU JUST GAY BASH ME?! WHAT’S HAPPENING?! That’s what this week episode is like!!! The Narcisistas have no guest so they get sloppy drunk and talk to Leif about everyone’s favorite subject… SLUTS. We get real, we get silly and we get mad offensive. Sorry! And you’re welcome!
This week we are joined by internet icon, WWHL producer and narcisista BFF T.Kyle MacMahon! T.Kyle rose to fame with her website realitytvgifs.com and now she’s social media’d her way to a dream career! We talk Social Media, Britney and a whole lotta bullsh*t on this episode of The Narcisistas!
Everybody is super horny and in love this week on the Narcisistas! We talk expectations in relationships, sex, work and life. Catch the T, watch the shade and please don’t expect much out of this episode!
The Narcisistas sit down with comedian and icon Katie McVay! We talk about politics, activism, anxiety and a whole lotta Ru! We end the Ep with a rousing round of “This B*tch”
Our First episode! It’s the day after Courtney’s birthday she’s still drunk and boy she won’t shut up about it! Wil and Leif deal as they talk Beyoncé, t*ts, and most importantly OURSELVES!