This episode will blow the curls right off Matthew Morrison’s head so get your bees in the hive and dust off your ACTRESS FIRST Grammy we’re talkin SPRING CLEANING! Court has her man locked in their apartment, Leif is shy about his third leg and Wil is droppin these dusty hoes because we flowering out here girl! Spring brings to light all the bullshit once hidden by the snow so let those f**k boys melt away! We talk cleaning closets we talk eating ass it’s a classic episode of The Narcisistas! Shave the top of your legs, throw away those crusty boots and row row row your boat into the LIFE IS BUT A DREAM BEYONCÉ HBO SPECIAL. We end the episode with a quick political update… we hate Trump! Which is why we gon keep sayin RU & OPRAH 2020! Go into the Matrix and rate, review, subscribe, visit www.narcisistas.com and get some tiny sunglasses because if it don’t look like ‘94 on your face we ain’t talkin to ya! The future is here smash your phones!!!
Ladies and Gentleman… Joining us in the studio is hottest man to ever live, the very muscular, the very hilarious, 4th time guest, so crazy hot, Mr. Casey James Salengo! Court and Casey are doing Blow on the OTRII tour, Wil’s working 9 to 5 just to stay alive and Leif wants to be bidding on art but his dicks too big! Girlllllll it is an episode of big reveals! 50% of the room was on Molly the night before recording so it’s time to question who in the hell we are! We’re talking IDENTITY! Emphasis on the TITTY! The subject matter gets real forcing everyone to open up. Wil is BLACK, GAY and BETTER THAN YOU, Courtney’s a wigger and Casey has been wrestling with the boy inside him… Casey sure has a way with words as well as a certain… “Je Ne Sais Cock” that The Narcisistas can’t get enough of! We wrap the Ep up with a passionate round of WHO’S YOUR DIVA? Macy Gray raspy vocals or a Robyn roll?! The Boss or Le Flair?! We also find out who the “Rippa-maniac” of the group is and conclude with some much deserved love to the original drunk nun, our #1 eyebrow-less actress… Whoopi Goldberg! You can’t miss this Ep! If you having an IDENTITY crisis instead of watching John Cusack why don’t you go rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com to find out who you really are!
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