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EPISODE 65: HOT T*TTIES: OTRII TOUR TWICE



The Narcisistas saw The Carter’s On The Run TWO TOUR… TWICE! We were also all blessed TWITH TWO VOGUE COVERS?!! FUP-SKA-DOOP Y’ALL! What an earth shattering week! We cover the NJ nightmare and the rain delay that SHOCKED the Gram! Grab the Merch and run for cover honey… There’s a white man in a polo!!!! We cover show HIGHLIGHTS and we provide a little FEEDBACK! Not SHADE! It’s HIVE FEEDBACK! We have no LIFE! She’s better than the HYPE! Truth is there is no happier time than at a Beyoncé concert. From Blue Ivy tributes and corny joke time to the BRAID compromise of 2018 and MOST importantly Wil’s EVERYBODY MAD HAIRography! We also take a minute to shout out all the rich Russians at the show… ahem COLLUSION!!! Quick question… How do you NOT scream your boyfriend awake to ‘I Care’ every morning?! We alsoooo talk all things VOGUE COVERS… MINIMAL makeup, HER hair AND flower headdress?! We are all truly blessed to be alive in this time. Oh and Leif’s too old for a punk show! LISTEN! We give two too many F**KS about streaming numbers so RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!! August 30th at The Footlight!


EPISODE 64: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.2



Court is making out with Madonna, Wil is Lotus the BODY is what the summer is GETTING and Leif is too uneducated and too URBAN to clean her ACT up! We pick back up on our ICONIC series THIS B*TCH with part TWO of CHRISTINA AGUILERA!! The year is 2002, the album is STRIPPED, the vibe is “lemme sing about my coochie AND my feelings” and the results are LEGEND! We cover the album from it’s balls out FEMINIST message to all the backlash from the haters… side note (JESSICA SIMPSON) you can’t judge if your dad is actively trying to F*** You! XTina still can’t speak Spanish and she’s still EVERYTHING! Revisit an era of fucked up hems, tinyyyyy denim skirts, large face jewelry, raw sexual aggression and black face! From the cultural appropriation of JUSTIFIED & STRIPPED to the 2003 KISS that shocked even the girls from QUEER EYE! What’s this?! She started washing her hair again? Let’s get BACK TO BASICS!! Who in the hell is John Noah, a James Brown tribute and an Old Country Buffet Dreamgirls Ice Cream Variation with a Scott Storch diss track on top! We wrap this Ep up with a Target exclusive, a journey into Motherhood and a wedding dress that is… well you might just wanna Nelly Tilt ya Head Back! Don’t cum yet because there’s so much more Xtina to come! So stick around for PART TREEEEE! While you’re at it RATE! REVIEW! (But remember words WILL bring us down) FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!! August 30th at The Footlight y’all! You must not miss because we keep getting PHATTER!


EPISODE 63: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.1



A Genie told Leif he wasn’t gay, can’t hold Wil down she’s in Terry cloth coochie cutters and Court is too dirty to clean her act up! That’s right the definition is DEFINITION the fragrance and the Arm-ography is on the go! Ladies and Gentleman it’s THIS B*TCH… CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!! We cover this BEAUTIFUL Germish pop star from her Staten Island roots to the Mickey Mouse Club. RCA said throw on some orange Abercrombie pants, put her in an abandon carnival with some sexy teens and the rest is HERstory! Larry Nager, The Lilith Fair Beyoncé catastrophe and a 9/11 gay conspiracy breakup! We teach you girls that if wanna bottom… you better Fiduciary Duty! SORRY IF YA NO HABLA B*TCH! From Mulan to Moulin Rouge let’s revisit the beginning of this Feminist Icon’s career! Next week we pick back up for part DOS! Oh yea and if you could you be more like Aunt Caye and give us a plug?! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for SO MUCH MORE on THE VOICE! THE LEGEND! Also OUR VOICE! OUR LEGEND!


EPISODE 61: COMMUNICATION 



It’s HOT as HELL, EVERYTHING is stank, Wil is standing on the sun at HMMM?! Court is ol’ helmet head coasting on an OCEAN of emotions and you need to SNATCH your tickets to Leifchella NOW! We hope you get what we’re talking about because today’s Ep is on… COMMUNICATION! Courtney should’ve majored in it instead of cursing out a linebacker… but what are ya gonna do?! The Narcisistas talk about it all from misinterpreting texts to falling asleep while your boyfriend is talking to you! The internet is full of hate so if you don’t have anything nice to say… DONT REVIEW US ON ITUNES! Even though it’s one of our favorite Beyoncé songs you gotta drop the EGO and put yourself in others shoes… AKA ACTRESS FIRST!!!! Don’t forget nothing is BLACK & WHITE (except for this pod!) LISTEN! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com! If you do Court might just get injections in her OTHER LIPS! Love y’all!

EPISODE 60: AMERICA



Leif is stuck in the corner hot and horny for The Carters, Wil is OTRI Black & White American flag scary Super Bowl realness and Court is a hungry, sweaty, flawless mess serving full concept stop motion vid. You guys get it! We’re talking AMERICA! So Happy 4th to the entire Ferrera family! Right up top! We’ll never stop listening to Everything is Love but we gon’ give Drake his album love minute! Since the subject is AMERICA not ZIKA let’s get to the point! America’s “best country in the world” wig got snatched and now we out here OPEN B-hole waiting to get funked by the system! If you identified with that sentence girlllll you’re gonna love this Ep! The Narcisistas talk Gerrymandering, The Legislative Branch and a lot of other BIG WORDS! White Supremacy is on top and somehow Kim Kardashian is an American Hero?! It’s scarier than we thought folks!!!! We cover Fox News, Twitter and JUST when you’re about to give up hope you remember… WE STILL HAVE TV!!!! We lighten the end up with our favorite 4th of July memories! God bless getting hammered and railed on a roof! You’ve got a lot of news to read so snort an aderall and LISTEN UP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! Visit www.narcisistas.com and do us a quick favor and BE GAY!!!!

EPISODE 59: THE GOOD, THE NARCISISTAS & THE UGLY feat. Casey James Salengo & Patrick Schroeder



When daddy’s away the girls will play! This week the Narcisistas are joined by the straight(ish) boys from the very popular and chic podcast The Good, The Dad & The Ugly! The Dad (Will Winner) is out of town so it’s just the Pathetic Diabetic and the Weapon of Mass Seduction in the studio and boy is it a hot one! Casey is SUMMER and Patrick is Da Brat ‘cause they’re both hot and horny! Meanwhile Courtney is swollen in a kick flare and Wil is Yoncé sneezing from her b-hole! That’s right the whole SQUAD bad bitches! From Patrick’s roadside skanks to Casey’s bird fighting helmet… this is potentially the biggest moment in media people!! Court and Case twerk out a real-life couple fight (that Patrick started) all the while Wil’s got his dick hangin on the Crip side! Can you believe it?! Stars! They’re just like us! If you want two scenes from Half Baked explained to you by a bunch of idiots… gurrrlll is this one for you!Of course no Narcisistas Ep is complete without a round of America’s FAVORITE GAYme show… What gets you harder?! As it always does this game brings the truth to the surface… Pat and Casey are two pedophiles who love big nipples!! Oh boy what an ep it is… We hope Rupaul the Republican listens! Leif has the Brain Machine crew play some games at the end and boy does he Missy Elliott ft. Ciara LOSE CONTROL of the situation! This episode is SO much fun! So take a listen! Don’t forget to RATE REVIEW FOLLOW and SUBSCRIBE! Visit www.narcisistas.com for more on your GALZ!
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EPISODE 58: EVERYTHING IS LOVE feat. Sequine Lee



EVERYTHING IS LOVE!!! AAH! We have SO MUCH to talk about and since Leif is back on his bullshit we got our truly best Judy joining us in the studio today! Stylist to the stars…SEQUINE LEE!!! The Carters have blessed us with a SURPRISE album causing we’re sure some of you your own personal 9/11 and lord do we pray you have recovered. Our girl shut down the LOUVRE in a COACHELLA wig. But since you’ve got to go through House of Dereon to get to Ivy Park we go all the way black to the beginning of Jay and Bey… way black before even a bubble hem was the wave. From the One Minute Man remix to Lemonade & 4:44 the whole story of their love has been told through their music! They’ve been through it all and they ain’t giving their kids two Christmases!! Professor Wil gets us together with our African American studies, Sequine’s thought on Taylor SWIFT is… YUCK and sure Courtney has a lot of white friends but that doesn’t mean she liked ‘Beach Chair’! We break the album down song by song, talk Mona Lisa eye contact, Alvin Ailey influence, A HALF BAKED REFERENCE?! They gave us it all including a LOT Of Kanye shade and were here to talk about ITTTTT! We hope as soon as you saw her with the Macbook air you gagged yourself and freed up some of that credit! It’s time y’all! Get your tickets to OTRII, snatch the merch and most importantly get your knowledge right by listening to this episode! Rate us! Review us! Subscribe to us! Join the HIVE for us! Visit www.narcisistas.com and follow us for the CHIRREN let’s figure out how we force a monarchy!!! BEYONCÉ WE KNOW YOU’RE LISTENING!!!


EPISODE 57: DADS feat. David Maginnis



NARCISISTAS FANS WE ARE YOUR FATHAAA! So Happy Father’s Day to US! Courtney’s spray tan is making white people uncomfortable, Wil is Dangerously in Love with his Dad and Leif still can’t stop being Cardi B! It’s time for some Daddy lessons here on The Narcisistas y’all! We talk memorable moments with our dads from Madame Tussaud’s trips to watching a beaded up Venus Williams at the US Open. What lessons did we learn and want to pass on? What qualities do we look for in our babies daddies? If our kids are gay do we put them in a dance class on their 6th birthday? The point is you gotta have fun with the CHIRREN! We end this episode with a phone call from the taxidermy titan himself… POPPA MAGINNIS! The apple certainly doesn’t fall far from the tree and the MILF of the family isn’t happy about it! We talk Computer Voodoo, his favorite Beyoncé song (spoiler alert it’s the one where she sings “if you wanna play around with it put a ring on it”) his lessons on MDMA and how he blew the balls right off his girls! He certainly loves his daughter Wil the most ladies and gents so buckle up it’s quite a ride! Lotta cum talk on this one you’re gonna love it! Go ahead and give us a RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! AND visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more on your girls!


EPISODE 54: HOT TITTIES



Grab an ice pack girls because your nips are gonna be on fire! It’s another HOT TITTIES episode of The Narcisistas! Oh boy do we all have a CANABILISM Swag about us today ladies and gentleman. Perhaps it was because it was the FIRST Monday in May the MET GALAAA and we’ve got SO MUCH to say! Who gave us life… SOLANGE! SZA! ZENDAYA! UM Migos in a Destiny’s Child Versace variation?! And who lost is for us… is that Nicki Minaj or Hottie from Flavor of Love?! Is that Jane Fonda at Brunch or a Kardashian?! Is that Katy Perry or… nope it’s Katy Perry gettin her proportions ALL wrong. What’s more important though is John Cena can get us to join Tap Out fitness… but he ain’t POPE RIHANNA! After some Gala fun ya girls get into Childish Gambino’s groundbreaking video for “This is America.” While we try to unpack as much as we can we MUST take a minute to discuss how we’d all be jumpin FULL BUTTHOLE out for ALL the boys in Atlanta! But enough about those beef cakes we rap up this episode with some words on the Azealia v Cardi B beef! Girls will be girls! So sit back, take a listen, grab your Florida water, rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for nothing but shade on T Swift!


EPISODE 46: $hit feat: Nick Naney



Ladies and Gentleman not to freak you out but this might be the funniest episode of not only The Narcisistas but of the entire history of podcasts. The topic today is SH*T. That’s right we talking shit b*tch so literally push thru! Joining us in the studio is the funniest person that ever lived Nick Naney. Nick is a hilarious comedian as well as an expert on poop (or it’s sexy cousin cum). This pod is more FACTUAL than Oprah’s legendary poop episode! What’s normal when it comes to the stuff? What’s the true meaning of the mile high club? (Its shitting on a plane.) Where does Dr. Phil recommend is the best place to fart? Who’s on our shit list? Did Wil put a restaurant out of business after he shit? The laughs are uncontrollable this episode! Finally before an amazing round of “WHAT GETS YOU HARDER?” we get to the big question… Does Beyoncé get her shit medically removed? The point is even CHIC people SH*T aka DEITIES gotta DOOKIE y’all! If you don’t puke from laughter you might just puke cause it’s real! It’s your doodie (LOL) to listen to this episode! If ya scooping what we’re pooping then rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more!


EPISODE 45: Meditation feat: Abby Feldman



Come for the BOOBS and stay for the ENLIGHTENMENT on this very inspiring episode of The Narcisistas this week! Joining us in the studio is the host of “Moist” the very incredible, Abby Feldman! Courtney ate four vegetables so she’s basically vegan, Wil is trying to be fat as hell at Coachella, Abby is just a sexy single lady trying to get outta the dick cloud and Leif’s straight so he better watch it! The subject today is MEDITATION so naturally we learn that a surprising amount of food can fit into a frisbee! Also on this KNOWLEDGE FIRST episode we have a beautiful conversation where Abby inspires us all to be more thoughtful, loving, kind humans. Don’t worry we also talking thick penises and Rachel Dolezal! Everyone knows Jesus was basically John Stamos but during a hot round of “WHO’S YOUR DIVA?” we learn Brandy is actually Mya and Diana Ross was actually in Destiny’s Child! What a world! Pull out your crystals and singing bowls and listen up! Then if you a millennial with a god complex you better rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com! Hit us up @thenarcisistas if you miss the OLD Narcisistas!!!