Grab an ice pack girls because your nips are gonna be on fire! It’s another HOT TITTIES episode of The Narcisistas! Oh boy do we all have a CANABILISM Swag about us today ladies and gentleman. Perhaps it was because it was the FIRST Monday in May the MET GALAAA and we’ve got SO MUCH to say! Who gave us life… SOLANGE! SZA! ZENDAYA! UM Migos in a Destiny’s Child Versace variation?! And who lost is for us… is that Nicki Minaj or Hottie from Flavor of Love?! Is that Jane Fonda at Brunch or a Kardashian?! Is that Katy Perry or… nope it’s Katy Perry gettin her proportions ALL wrong. What’s more important though is John Cena can get us to join Tap Out fitness… but he ain’t POPE RIHANNA! After some Gala fun ya girls get into Childish Gambino’s groundbreaking video for “This is America.” While we try to unpack as much as we can we MUST take a minute to discuss how we’d all be jumpin FULL BUTTHOLE out for ALL the boys in Atlanta! But enough about those beef cakes we rap up this episode with some words on the Azealia v Cardi B beef! Girls will be girls! So sit back, take a listen, grab your Florida water, rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for nothing but shade on T Swift!
Wil is Parkwood Entertainment and Courtney is busy organizing her CD tower for B2K. Thank god for Leif who’s been up to his NECK in Cardi B literature! Ladies and Gentleman it’s the THIS B*TCH: CARDI B episode!! Listen as The Narcisistas tell you how Instagram sparked the meteoric rise of regular schmegular Belcalis Almanzar from the Bronx into a chart-topping rap diva! How stripping saved her life, where the name Cardi B originates from and most importantly what she does with Beyoncé’s leftovers. Sure we watched her get a bag and fix her teeth but trust us she knew to go straight for the wig waaaaay before Love & Hip Hop. Get yo Gucci pants on girl it’s time to go at it! This FEMINIST ICON has stolen Americas heart by wearing hers on her sleeve and we haven’t even gotten to the MUSIC! This is only PART ONE! So if you are unlike regular moms you’re a horny mom then email us your Cardi B questions/concerns/comments and we’ll address them in PART TWO! While you at it make sure you rate, review, subscribe, visit www.narcisistas.com and for gods sake eat a box you might like it!
This episode will blow the curls right off Matthew Morrison’s head so get your bees in the hive and dust off your ACTRESS FIRST Grammy we’re talkin SPRING CLEANING! Court has her man locked in their apartment, Leif is shy about his third leg and Wil is droppin these dusty hoes because we flowering out here girl! Spring brings to light all the bullshit once hidden by the snow so let those f**k boys melt away! We talk cleaning closets we talk eating ass it’s a classic episode of The Narcisistas! Shave the top of your legs, throw away those crusty boots and row row row your boat into the LIFE IS BUT A DREAM BEYONCÉ HBO SPECIAL. We end the episode with a quick political update… we hate Trump! Which is why we gon keep sayin RU & OPRAH 2020! Go into the Matrix and rate, review, subscribe, visit www.narcisistas.com and get some tiny sunglasses because if it don’t look like ‘94 on your face we ain’t talkin to ya! The future is here smash your phones!!!
It’s the first “BEST OF” episode of the Narcisistas ladies and gentleman and let us just tell you… it NASTY as hell. Courtney is alone in the studio today (so it’s more like a “BREAST OF” come on we’re having fun) and she unprofessionally guides you as we revisit the sexiest winners, the funniest losers and the baddest b*tches of the game that started it all… THIS B*TCH. The shade is so real this episode it might even turn you gay! So why don’t you sit back, relax, take a listen, strike a pose and while you werk go ahead and rate, review, subscribe and for the LOVE OF BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ?! VISIT www.narcisistas.com!
Lightly pet your braid ladies and gentleman and grab a few Bud Lights because boy do we get into it today. The topic is FAILURE. What does it mean to fail? More importantly (GASP!) has Beyoncé ever failed? Was Pink Panther a failure? How about falling down a set of stairs or Carmen a Hip Hopera? Sure you could call it a FAILURE… you could also go F**K yourself! We cover it all from failed looks to failure to launch. Whether it’s a white woman in a RocaWear purse or a Jamaican shirt and a Rasta belt at a teens only party it’s called FASHION look it up! Courtney’s too busty to get in trouble, Wil’s out here bamboozling hoes and Leif has the vocal range of Rihanna! Sit back, relax, remember when there was a time where we weren’t sure who the ultimate R&B Diva would be Beyoncé or Ashanti and when you’re done laughing at that thought RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! LISTEN! ANDDDD visit www.narcisistas.com for SO MUCH MORE!
Not to freak you out but this is the best episode of the Narcisistas yet! This week we are joined by cancer-warrior, activist and sexual educator Ericka Hart and her BAE manager Ebony. We talk STRENGTH and have ALL the feelings this ep from Anal to AIM! Until the end of the episode where during a rousing round of THIS B**CH we ruin everything and it all goes to poop. Literally. ENJOY!
We are all just trying to be Beyoncé this we know this we ALL know… so this week the Kiki is AMBITION. What drives us to be queens and why? And what drives us to drink? (Besides everything) Producer Leif has the best Beyoncé check up on it yet! We hope you fellow boss b**ches can handle how good this pod is getting! Enjoy mamas!
The Narcisistas sit down with our Soul Sista and internet style icon George Verger of the cult Instagram account @destinyslegendchildren. When reminisce about the old days when Alicia Keys wore makeup and George was a sparkle muffin. We talk about personal style, life changing looks, dip, sh*t & dip-sh*ts.
You know when you go to happy hour and your coworker has too much to drink and shares things with you and you’re like WOAH! WE SHOULDN’T BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW! DID YOU JUST GAY BASH ME?! WHAT’S HAPPENING?! That’s what this week episode is like!!! The Narcisistas have no guest so they get sloppy drunk and talk to Leif about everyone’s favorite subject… SLUTS. We get real, we get silly and we get mad offensive. Sorry! And you’re welcome!
Everybody is super horny and in love this week on the Narcisistas! We talk expectations in relationships, sex, work and life. Catch the T, watch the shade and please don’t expect much out of this episode!
The Narcisistas sit down with comedian and icon Katie McVay! We talk about politics, activism, anxiety and a whole lotta Ru! We end the Ep with a rousing round of “This B*tch”
Our First episode! It’s the day after Courtney’s birthday she’s still drunk and boy she won’t shut up about it! Wil and Leif deal as they talk Beyoncé, t*ts, and most importantly OURSELVES!