This episode will blow the curls right off Matthew Morrison’s head so get your bees in the hive and dust off your ACTRESS FIRST Grammy we’re talkin SPRING CLEANING! Court has her man locked in their apartment, Leif is shy about his third leg and Wil is droppin these dusty hoes because we flowering out here girl! Spring brings to light all the bullshit once hidden by the snow so let those f**k boys melt away! We talk cleaning closets we talk eating ass it’s a classic episode of The Narcisistas! Shave the top of your legs, throw away those crusty boots and row row row your boat into the LIFE IS BUT A DREAM BEYONCÉ HBO SPECIAL. We end the episode with a quick political update… we hate Trump! Which is why we gon keep sayin RU & OPRAH 2020! Go into the Matrix and rate, review, subscribe, visit www.narcisistas.com and get some tiny sunglasses because if it don’t look like ‘94 on your face we ain’t talkin to ya! The future is here smash your phones!!!
Ladies and Gentleman not to freak you out but this might be the funniest episode of not only The Narcisistas but of the entire history of podcasts. The topic today is SH*T. That’s right we talking shit b*tch so literally push thru! Joining us in the studio is the funniest person that ever lived Nick Naney. Nick is a hilarious comedian as well as an expert on poop (or it’s sexy cousin cum). This pod is more FACTUAL than Oprah’s legendary poop episode! What’s normal when it comes to the stuff? What’s the true meaning of the mile high club? (Its shitting on a plane.) Where does Dr. Phil recommend is the best place to fart? Who’s on our shit list? Did Wil put a restaurant out of business after he shit? The laughs are uncontrollable this episode! Finally before an amazing round of “WHAT GETS YOU HARDER?” we get to the big question… Does Beyoncé get her shit medically removed? The point is even CHIC people SH*T aka DEITIES gotta DOOKIE y’all! If you don’t puke from laughter you might just puke cause it’s real! It’s your doodie (LOL) to listen to this episode! If ya scooping what we’re pooping then rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more!
Come for the BOOBS and stay for the ENLIGHTENMENT on this very inspiring episode of The Narcisistas this week! Joining us in the studio is the host of “Moist” the very incredible, Abby Feldman! Courtney ate four vegetables so she’s basically vegan, Wil is trying to be fat as hell at Coachella, Abby is just a sexy single lady trying to get outta the dick cloud and Leif’s straight so he better watch it! The subject today is MEDITATION so naturally we learn that a surprising amount of food can fit into a frisbee! Also on this KNOWLEDGE FIRST episode we have a beautiful conversation where Abby inspires us all to be more thoughtful, loving, kind humans. Don’t worry we also talking thick penises and Rachel Dolezal! Everyone knows Jesus was basically John Stamos but during a hot round of “WHO’S YOUR DIVA?” we learn Brandy is actually Mya and Diana Ross was actually in Destiny’s Child! What a world! Pull out your crystals and singing bowls and listen up! Then if you a millennial with a god complex you better rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com! Hit us up @thenarcisistas if you miss the OLD Narcisistas!!!
Feliz Navidad bitch and a happy Mrs. Mariah Christmas Cannon season to you! It’s the Christmas episode of the Narcisistas! We cover a lot of ground this episode so wear a comfortable heel! We reminisce on our Grandpa falling in the tub, evil Norwegian elves and of course that time Beyoncé ruined Christmas! After a deep dive into Tina Knowles Instagram we get serious… What would you get Beyoncé for x-mas? We know it’s a lot but just when you think it couldn’t get any better HI YELLO IS BACK WITH HER NEW SINGLE “Mistress Clause”!!!!!! That’s right y’all everyone’s nut is getting Meg-ged! Were getting Leif a new body, Courtney a spray tan booth, Wil a black Santa and you our beautiful listeners are getting a RAP BATTLE BETWEEN WIL COPE AKA HI YELLO AND COURTNEY MAGINNIS AKA SNO WHITE AT THE FIRST EVER LIVE NARCISISTAS RECORDING! That’s right y’all Santa is stunting on all you hoes so get in the spirit!! The episode ends with a rendition of “Silent Night” that will make you wish podcasts were silent! You gotta listen to this Ep, give Bey a round of applause on her new ponytail and then rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for so many GIFTS!
It’s the first “BEST OF” episode of the Narcisistas ladies and gentleman and let us just tell you… it NASTY as hell. Courtney is alone in the studio today (so it’s more like a “BREAST OF” come on we’re having fun) and she unprofessionally guides you as we revisit the sexiest winners, the funniest losers and the baddest b*tches of the game that started it all… THIS B*TCH. The shade is so real this episode it might even turn you gay! So why don’t you sit back, relax, take a listen, strike a pose and while you werk go ahead and rate, review, subscribe and for the LOVE OF BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ?! VISIT www.narcisistas.com!
This week we are joined by internet icon, WWHL producer and narcisista BFF T.Kyle MacMahon! T.Kyle rose to fame with her website realitytvgifs.com and now she’s social media’d her way to a dream career! We talk Social Media, Britney and a whole lotta bullsh*t on this episode of The Narcisistas!
The Narcisistas sit down with comedian and icon Katie McVay! We talk about politics, activism, anxiety and a whole lotta Ru! We end the Ep with a rousing round of “This B*tch”