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EPISODE 64: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.2



Court is making out with Madonna, Wil is Lotus the BODY is what the summer is GETTING and Leif is too uneducated and too URBAN to clean her ACT up! We pick back up on our ICONIC series THIS B*TCH with part TWO of CHRISTINA AGUILERA!! The year is 2002, the album is STRIPPED, the vibe is “lemme sing about my coochie AND my feelings” and the results are LEGEND! We cover the album from it’s balls out FEMINIST message to all the backlash from the haters… side note (JESSICA SIMPSON) you can’t judge if your dad is actively trying to F*** You! XTina still can’t speak Spanish and she’s still EVERYTHING! Revisit an era of fucked up hems, tinyyyyy denim skirts, large face jewelry, raw sexual aggression and black face! From the cultural appropriation of JUSTIFIED & STRIPPED to the 2003 KISS that shocked even the girls from QUEER EYE! What’s this?! She started washing her hair again? Let’s get BACK TO BASICS!! Who in the hell is John Noah, a James Brown tribute and an Old Country Buffet Dreamgirls Ice Cream Variation with a Scott Storch diss track on top! We wrap this Ep up with a Target exclusive, a journey into Motherhood and a wedding dress that is… well you might just wanna Nelly Tilt ya Head Back! Don’t cum yet because there’s so much more Xtina to come! So stick around for PART TREEEEE! While you’re at it RATE! REVIEW! (But remember words WILL bring us down) FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!! August 30th at The Footlight y’all! You must not miss because we keep getting PHATTER!


EPISODE 63: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.1



A Genie told Leif he wasn’t gay, can’t hold Wil down she’s in Terry cloth coochie cutters and Court is too dirty to clean her act up! That’s right the definition is DEFINITION the fragrance and the Arm-ography is on the go! Ladies and Gentleman it’s THIS B*TCH… CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!! We cover this BEAUTIFUL Germish pop star from her Staten Island roots to the Mickey Mouse Club. RCA said throw on some orange Abercrombie pants, put her in an abandon carnival with some sexy teens and the rest is HERstory! Larry Nager, The Lilith Fair Beyoncé catastrophe and a 9/11 gay conspiracy breakup! We teach you girls that if wanna bottom… you better Fiduciary Duty! SORRY IF YA NO HABLA B*TCH! From Mulan to Moulin Rouge let’s revisit the beginning of this Feminist Icon’s career! Next week we pick back up for part DOS! Oh yea and if you could you be more like Aunt Caye and give us a plug?! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for SO MUCH MORE on THE VOICE! THE LEGEND! Also OUR VOICE! OUR LEGEND!