NARCISISTAS FANS WE ARE YOUR FATHAAA! So Happy Father’s Day to US! Courtney’s spray tan is making white people uncomfortable, Wil is Dangerously in Love with his Dad and Leif still can’t stop being Cardi B! It’s time for some Daddy lessons here on The Narcisistas y’all! We talk memorable moments with our dads from Madame Tussaud’s trips to watching a beaded up Venus Williams at the US Open. What lessons did we learn and want to pass on? What qualities do we look for in our babies daddies? If our kids are gay do we put them in a dance class on their 6th birthday? The point is you gotta have fun with the CHIRREN! We end this episode with a phone call from the taxidermy titan himself… POPPA MAGINNIS! The apple certainly doesn’t fall far from the tree and the MILF of the family isn’t happy about it! We talk Computer Voodoo, his favorite Beyoncé song (spoiler alert it’s the one where she sings “if you wanna play around with it put a ring on it”) his lessons on MDMA and how he blew the balls right off his girls! He certainly loves his daughter Wil the most ladies and gents so buckle up it’s quite a ride! Lotta cum talk on this one you’re gonna love it! Go ahead and give us a RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! AND visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more on your girls!
Grab an ice pack girls because your nips are gonna be on fire! It’s another HOT TITTIES episode of The Narcisistas! Oh boy do we all have a CANABILISM Swag about us today ladies and gentleman. Perhaps it was because it was the FIRST Monday in May the MET GALAAA and we’ve got SO MUCH to say! Who gave us life… SOLANGE! SZA! ZENDAYA! UM Migos in a Destiny’s Child Versace variation?! And who lost is for us… is that Nicki Minaj or Hottie from Flavor of Love?! Is that Jane Fonda at Brunch or a Kardashian?! Is that Katy Perry or… nope it’s Katy Perry gettin her proportions ALL wrong. What’s more important though is John Cena can get us to join Tap Out fitness… but he ain’t POPE RIHANNA! After some Gala fun ya girls get into Childish Gambino’s groundbreaking video for “This is America.” While we try to unpack as much as we can we MUST take a minute to discuss how we’d all be jumpin FULL BUTTHOLE out for ALL the boys in Atlanta! But enough about those beef cakes we rap up this episode with some words on the Azealia v Cardi B beef! Girls will be girls! So sit back, take a listen, grab your Florida water, rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for nothing but shade on T Swift!
Wil is Parkwood Entertainment and Courtney is busy organizing her CD tower for B2K. Thank god for Leif who’s been up to his NECK in Cardi B literature! Ladies and Gentleman it’s the THIS B*TCH: CARDI B episode!! Listen as The Narcisistas tell you how Instagram sparked the meteoric rise of regular schmegular Belcalis Almanzar from the Bronx into a chart-topping rap diva! How stripping saved her life, where the name Cardi B originates from and most importantly what she does with Beyoncé’s leftovers. Sure we watched her get a bag and fix her teeth but trust us she knew to go straight for the wig waaaaay before Love & Hip Hop. Get yo Gucci pants on girl it’s time to go at it! This FEMINIST ICON has stolen Americas heart by wearing hers on her sleeve and we haven’t even gotten to the MUSIC! This is only PART ONE! So if you are unlike regular moms you’re a horny mom then email us your Cardi B questions/concerns/comments and we’ll address them in PART TWO! While you at it make sure you rate, review, subscribe, visit www.narcisistas.com and for gods sake eat a box you might like it!
Holy smokes folks! Court is eating a Turkey sandwich in Smart Guy, Wil is in Marcy with Gloria and Leif has a Magnum Situation-ship! It’s a new episode of The Narcisistas and it’s our first ever HOT TITTIES (FRESH OUT THE TOASTER) edition! We’re talking hot trending topics only this Ep! Who in the M$&#ER F$&#%NG S#IT bit Beyoncé?! When the queen says jump The Narcisistas say MURDER. So the world best watch out! Before it gets too heated we do a classic Vivica pivot! Miss Fox was gettin D from Fifty… and everyone is over it! Wil’s gettin ready for Beychella while we all prepare for the potential of new music (???) or NEW CHOREO (!!!!) at the very least there is new Merch and it’s got the whole hive gagged! It wouldn’t be a hot topics Ep without a little OTRII speculation… A TWIN MONTAGE?! Please Carter family we’re begging you! Also best believe we get into Cardi… She’s certainly pregnant… with that ghetto ass love! The episode ends with Courtney storming out of the studio… is it because Leif confused Nicki Minaj and Meghan Trainor?! You best listen and find out! While you’re at it why don’t you go rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com it’ll help send Millie to college!
Said lil b*tch you can’t f**k with us if you wanted to cause we got the one and only Miss Christina Galston in the building! From the top of this episode we are reading rights and spreading the truth! Christina has one of the most powerful Beyoncé check up on its to date and provides us insight on this episodes topic… Hoe Sh*t. We talk Hoes, Hoe Sh*t and F**k Shit. The definitions are shady and the talk is real. Court and Christina almost had a threesome and Wil and Cristina would f**k for some Chick-fil-A. That’s right everyone we’re all loose in the booty here on the Narcisistas! On top of our wisdom and wild stories we reveal the true meaning behind Bootylicious… We can only wonder if Kelendria and Tenitra know?! We end with possibly our wettest round of “What Gets you Wetter?” yet! Christina’s kids eat free at Bob Evans and as Leif points out Christina gets like a Crocodile Mile in the studio thinking about it! You can’t miss this episode! Listen up and please for the love of Beyoncé subscribe, rate, review and email us! More info at www.narcisistas.com