The Narcisistas saw The Carter’s On The Run TWO TOUR… TWICE! We were also all blessed TWITH TWO VOGUE COVERS?!! FUP-SKA-DOOP Y’ALL! What an earth shattering week! We cover the NJ nightmare and the rain delay that SHOCKED the Gram! Grab the Merch and run for cover honey… There’s a white man in a polo!!!! We cover show HIGHLIGHTS and we provide a little FEEDBACK! Not SHADE! It’s HIVE FEEDBACK! We have no LIFE! She’s better than the HYPE! Truth is there is no happier time than at a Beyoncé concert. From Blue Ivy tributes and corny joke time to the BRAID compromise of 2018 and MOST importantly Wil’s EVERYBODY MAD HAIRography! We also take a minute to shout out all the rich Russians at the show… ahem COLLUSION!!! Quick question… How do you NOT scream your boyfriend awake to ‘I Care’ every morning?! We alsoooo talk all things VOGUE COVERS… MINIMAL makeup, HER hair AND flower headdress?! We are all truly blessed to be alive in this time. Oh and Leif’s too old for a punk show! LISTEN! We give two too many F**KS about streaming numbers so RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!! August 30th at The Footlight!
EVERYTHING IS LOVE!!! AAH! We have SO MUCH to talk about and since Leif is back on his bullshit we got our truly best Judy joining us in the studio today! Stylist to the stars…SEQUINE LEE!!! The Carters have blessed us with a SURPRISE album causing we’re sure some of you your own personal 9/11 and lord do we pray you have recovered. Our girl shut down the LOUVRE in a COACHELLA wig. But since you’ve got to go through House of Dereon to get to Ivy Park we go all the way black to the beginning of Jay and Bey… way black before even a bubble hem was the wave. From the One Minute Man remix to Lemonade & 4:44 the whole story of their love has been told through their music! They’ve been through it all and they ain’t giving their kids two Christmases!! Professor Wil gets us together with our African American studies, Sequine’s thought on Taylor SWIFT is… YUCK and sure Courtney has a lot of white friends but that doesn’t mean she liked ‘Beach Chair’! We break the album down song by song, talk Mona Lisa eye contact, Alvin Ailey influence, A HALF BAKED REFERENCE?! They gave us it all including a LOT Of Kanye shade and were here to talk about ITTTTT! We hope as soon as you saw her with the Macbook air you gagged yourself and freed up some of that credit! It’s time y’all! Get your tickets to OTRII, snatch the merch and most importantly get your knowledge right by listening to this episode! Rate us! Review us! Subscribe to us! Join the HIVE for us! Visit www.narcisistas.com and follow us for the CHIRREN let’s figure out how we force a monarchy!!! BEYONCÉ WE KNOW YOU’RE LISTENING!!!
Holy smokes folks! Court is eating a Turkey sandwich in Smart Guy, Wil is in Marcy with Gloria and Leif has a Magnum Situation-ship! It’s a new episode of The Narcisistas and it’s our first ever HOT TITTIES (FRESH OUT THE TOASTER) edition! We’re talking hot trending topics only this Ep! Who in the M$&#ER F$&#%NG S#IT bit Beyoncé?! When the queen says jump The Narcisistas say MURDER. So the world best watch out! Before it gets too heated we do a classic Vivica pivot! Miss Fox was gettin D from Fifty… and everyone is over it! Wil’s gettin ready for Beychella while we all prepare for the potential of new music (???) or NEW CHOREO (!!!!) at the very least there is new Merch and it’s got the whole hive gagged! It wouldn’t be a hot topics Ep without a little OTRII speculation… A TWIN MONTAGE?! Please Carter family we’re begging you! Also best believe we get into Cardi… She’s certainly pregnant… with that ghetto ass love! The episode ends with Courtney storming out of the studio… is it because Leif confused Nicki Minaj and Meghan Trainor?! You best listen and find out! While you’re at it why don’t you go rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com it’ll help send Millie to college!
The only thing we have to FEAR is FEAR ITSELF… also Beyoncé dropping a new album while we don’t have WiFi!!! Thats right the Narcisistas are in the studio today talking FEAR! We cover real life fears versus our own internal fears, how do our fears evolve as we age? Also is the fear of death truly the fear of not living your life to it’s fullest? Also what do we mean by “snore outta ya butthole” and of course we cover the fear of defamation of bone structure while being drawn! All the big fears!! So take a listen, STAY PETTY and walk around with YO D*CK OUT bish cause you with the Narcisistas honey! NEVER forget Blue Ivy has her lil baby hand on the button to the nukes so don’t be a flimsy ass hoe and rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more! DON’T FORGET to come out to our LIVE show THIS SATURDAY! March 3rd!!!
Oh girls it’s a steamy one this week on the Narcisistas! We talking PORN and you best believe you ain’t getting no face in our guests dick pic cause we got our famous BFF, Joel Kim Booster in the studio today! A quick Beyoncé check up on it proves once again Wil’s over here looking like Blue Ivy Carter while Courtney and Joel are still just wishing they were J Hud. What else is new? On to our subject! PORN. Ever heard of it? We talk our beginnings with it… late night HBO, erotic fan fiction, MTV’s Undressed, a quick sketch of a man “eating a banana”. There’s more nostalgia than your Spotify Time Capsule playlist! We talk our current use of it plus some additions… where our Props at (from the front to the back!) The wisdom is vast this episode everything from knowing people in porn to Mariah in her shoe closet to an innocent boat ride with Pam & Tommy all we can say is, “Not in front of our salad!” We even get down to the age old question, FUNNY PORN… who’s that for?! It’s a hot and heavy one but don’t worry you’ll have a chance to cool down with a little Country Time Lemonade and a rock solid round of “What gets you harder?!” We may not be Bernadette Peters queens but we do know a peaceful protest ain’t shit! Listen! Subscribe! Rate! Review! OH and if ya nasty go visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more!
Blue bless you everyone and welcome to another dumb ass episode of the Narcisistas podcast!! It’s our beautiful baby angel Wil’s birthday!! All she wants for her birthday is a hunk of cheese in the tub! We talking birthdays and birfdays. We can all agree the only way to have a good birthday is sucking on a strippers titty in the club or a snow bunny themed surprise drag performance. Its one of the two! We can also agree that getting older is terrible but not as terrible as Patrick Schroeder of The Good, The Dad and The Ugly Podcast who is in fact a shady trifling ass bitch! Rate, review, subscribe and worship us! Also you better send Wil some birthday love and listen to BDAY on repeat cause it’s Virgo season y’all!