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EPISODE 52: HOT TITTIES: BEYCHELLA PT.2



Still canโ€™t stop talking about #beychella??! We know you was shook… BUT did you see it LIVE?! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ Buzzz buzz b*tches THE NARCISISTAS got ALLLLL the first hand TEA OF QUEEN B!! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ LISTEN UP BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE MAKE BETTER MUSIC!!! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ BLUE BLESS ALL OF US!!!!!! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ IF you are still ALIVE and in the HIVE then rate, review, SUBSCRIBE! As always visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more ON THE WORLDS GREATEST LIVING ENTERTAINER ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ.


EPISODE 50: HOT TITTIES: BEYCHELLA PT.1



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EPISODE 48: HOT TITTIES



Holy smokes folks! Court is eating a Turkey sandwich in Smart Guy, Wil is in Marcy with Gloria and Leif has a Magnum Situation-ship! Itโ€™s a new episode of The Narcisistas and itโ€™s our first ever HOT TITTIES (FRESH OUT THE TOASTER) edition! Weโ€™re talking hot trending topics only this Ep! Who in the M$&#ER F$&#%NG S#IT bit Beyoncรฉ?! When the queen says jump The Narcisistas say MURDER. So the world best watch out! Before it gets too heated we do a classic Vivica pivot! Miss Fox was gettin D from Fifty… and everyone is over it! Wilโ€™s gettin ready for Beychella while we all prepare for the potential of new music (???) or NEW CHOREO (!!!!) at the very least there is new Merch and itโ€™s got the whole hive gagged! It wouldnโ€™t be a hot topics Ep without a little OTRII speculation… A TWIN MONTAGE?! Please Carter family weโ€™re begging you! Also best believe we get into Cardi… Sheโ€™s certainly pregnant… with that ghetto ass love! The episode ends with Courtney storming out of the studio… is it because Leif confused Nicki Minaj and Meghan Trainor?! You best listen and find out! While youโ€™re at it why donโ€™t you go rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com itโ€™ll help send Millie to college!


EPISODE 43: Fear



The only thing we have to FEAR is FEAR ITSELF… also Beyoncรฉ dropping a new album while we donโ€™t have WiFi!!! Thats right the Narcisistas are in the studio today talking FEAR! We cover real life fears versus our own internal fears, how do our fears evolve as we age? Also is the fear of death truly the fear of not living your life to itโ€™s fullest? Also what do we mean by โ€œsnore outta ya buttholeโ€ and of course we cover the fear of defamation of bone structure while being drawn! All the big fears!! So take a listen, STAY PETTY and walk around with YO D*CK OUT bish cause you with the Narcisistas honey! NEVER forget Blue Ivy has her lil baby hand on the button to the nukes so donโ€™t be a flimsy ass hoe and rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more! DONโ€™T FORGET to come out to our LIVE show THIS SATURDAY! March 3rd!!!


EPISODE 39: Characters feat: Mary Houlihan



The Narcisistas are bad girls and they friends bad too.. thatโ€™s why we are joined in the studio today with the baddest the hilarious and talented… Miss Mary Houlihan! Oh boy itโ€™s like we all watched a live performance of Skeleton Key because we are all SICK and HORNY in the studio today. The topic is CHARACTERS and weโ€™re not just saying dumb hot characters like Mary and Courtney weโ€™re paying homage to all the GREATS. The Queens… Catherine Oโ€™Hara. Jennifer Coolidge. Maya Rudolph. Miss Swan… and of course the only male character weโ€™ve ever cared about… AUSTIN POWERS. We talk about FACTS today… Diana Ross is trying to turn the gay community into dust. An Aretha compliment is actually the ultimate shade. SWAGU is actually just off-brand pasta sauce… thatโ€™s right we got all the FACTS here on the #1 most factual based podcast in America. We end this episode with a round of our most funnest game, WHAT GETS YOU WETTER?! Good god is everyone SOAKED for this one… Farting or go-karting? All That or Sheโ€™s All That? Guac or Cock? The questions donโ€™t get much harder than this! Donโ€™t forget our FIRST LIVE SHOW is coming up March 3rd AND Kid Rock has great nipples! So quit being a psycho and listen, rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more from the bust factory!


EPISODE 36: Christmas



Feliz Navidad bitch and a happy Mrs. Mariah Christmas Cannon season to you! Itโ€™s the Christmas episode of the Narcisistas! We cover a lot of ground this episode so wear a comfortable heel! We reminisce on our Grandpa falling in the tub, evil Norwegian elves and of course that time Beyoncรฉ ruined Christmas! After a deep dive into Tina Knowles Instagram we get serious… What would you get Beyoncรฉ for x-mas? We know itโ€™s a lot but just when you think it couldnโ€™t get any better HI YELLO IS BACK WITH HER NEW SINGLE โ€œMistress Clauseโ€!!!!!! Thatโ€™s right yโ€™all everyoneโ€™s nut is getting Meg-ged! Were getting Leif a new body, Courtney a spray tan booth, Wil a black Santa and you our beautiful listeners are getting a RAP BATTLE BETWEEN WIL COPE AKA HI YELLO AND COURTNEY MAGINNIS AKA SNO WHITE AT THE FIRST EVER LIVE NARCISISTAS RECORDING! Thatโ€™s right yโ€™all Santa is stunting on all you hoes so get in the spirit!! The episode ends with a rendition of โ€œSilent Nightโ€ that will make you wish podcasts were silent! You gotta listen to this Ep, give Bey a round of applause on her new ponytail and then rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for so many GIFTS!


EPISODE 35: Best of 2017: What Gets You Harder?



Another โ€œBEST OFโ€ episode from the Narcisistas and good god Wil is alone in the studio today! Thatโ€™s right bitch sheโ€™s BACK by popular DEMAND. She guides us through the โ€œbest ofโ€ of our fave game โ€œWhat gets you Harder?โ€ The game is basically would you rather… but with your other head…thatโ€™s right everybody we got our hands on all the guests dicks and we never let go! This Ep includes some of Americaโ€™s hottest comedians including Casey James Salengo, Kyle Ayers, Myka Fox, Joel Kim Booster and Miss Christina Galston! We are asking them all the tough questions. What gets you harder… Christians in wigs or Kristin Wiig? Ja Rule or Marshall Law? Black Michael Jackson or White Beyoncรฉ? This episode is full of so many laughs you might pee your mom jeans! Listen Casey is Courtneyโ€™s boyfriend and he has a huge dick so why you listen to the Ep and then SKRRT on over and rate, review, subscribe and please visit www.narcisistas.com for so many more trinkets!


EPISODE 34: Best of 2017: This B*tch



Itโ€™s the first โ€œBEST OFโ€ episode of the Narcisistas ladies and gentleman and let us just tell you… it NASTY as hell. Courtney is alone in the studio today (so itโ€™s more like a โ€œBREAST OFโ€ come on weโ€™re having fun) and she unprofessionally guides you as we revisit the sexiest winners, the funniest losers and the baddest b*tches of the game that started it all… THIS B*TCH. The shade is so real this episode it might even turn you gay! So why donโ€™t you sit back, relax, take a listen, strike a pose and while you werk go ahead and rate, review, subscribe and for the LOVE OF BEYONCร‰ BEYONCร‰ BEYONCร‰?! VISITย  www.narcisistas.com!


EPISODE 25: Relationships feat: Gregory Littley



Unbelievable! This week on the pod the Narcisistas sit down with everyoneโ€™s BFF Gregory Littley!! The subject is RELATIONSHIPS and YES we are all inside of each other. Wil and Courtneyโ€™s relationship isโ€ฆ healthy? Our Greggy Poo isโ€ฆ actually Steve Martin?! We get to all the FACTS this week! In addition to relationships and chatting about our boyfriendhusbands, weโ€™re all sweaty and trying to get botox. Littley is busy manipulating Courtney Love and we discuss how Kris Jennerโ€™s warmth is probably from the lighting. Wil wonโ€™t put his nipples away and Khloe Kardashian (Simpson?) is a philosopher. ALL THE FACTS BABY! We play our new game, WHOโ€™S YOUR DIVA and give some well deserved heartfelt love for legendary queen Miss Britney Jean Spears. We just gotta ask yโ€™allโ€ฆ if you donโ€™t love yourself how in the HELL are you gonna love someone else? Can we get a RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE and VISIT www.narcisistas.com for more info!?


EPISODE 23: Frats feat: Andrew Collin



Put your headphones on, take your shirt off and twist it around your head like a helicopter cause we have comedian Andrew Collin talking with the Narcisistas about… FRATS! As you assumed there is a lot of talk about cum facials and fist fights but what you might not assume is there’s even more talk about poetry and penis pumps. A lot of huge questions this episode… Do Wil and Courtney settle their lifelong beef over Beyoncรฉ’s Insta game? Did Andrew burn down his Frat house? Who is Benihana? Of course the most important question is that of our NEW GAME… WHO’S YOUR DIVA?! If you think the gays are shady you won’t believe these Frat BOYZ! Cum on take a listen and please for the love of Beyoncรฉ subscribe, rate, review and email us! More info at www.narcisistas.com

 


EPISODE 22: Hoe Sh*t feat: Christina Galston



Said lil b*tch you can’t f**k with us if you wanted to cause we got the one and only Miss Christina Galston in the building! From the top of this episode we are reading rights and spreading the truth! Christina has one of the most powerful Beyoncรฉ check up on its to date and provides us insight on this episodes topic… Hoe Sh*t. We talk Hoes, Hoe Sh*t and F**k Shit. The definitions are shady and the talk is real. Court and Christina almost had a threesome and Wil and Cristina would f**k for some Chick-fil-A. That’s right everyone we’re all loose in the booty here on the Narcisistas! On top of our wisdom and wild stories we reveal the true meaning behind Bootylicious… We can only wonder if Kelendria and Tenitra know?! We end with possibly our wettest round of “What Gets you Wetter?” yet! Christina’s kids eat free at Bob Evans and as Leif points out Christina gets like a Crocodile Mile in the studio thinking about it! You can’t miss this episode! Listen up and please for the love of Beyoncรฉ subscribe, rate, review and email us! More info at www.narcisistas.com


Episode 20: Birthday



Blue bless you everyone and welcome to another dumb ass episode of the Narcisistas podcast!! Itโ€™s our beautiful baby angel Wilโ€™s birthday!! All she wants for her birthday is a hunk of cheese in the tub! We talking birthdays and birfdays. We can all agree the only way to have a good birthday is sucking on a strippers titty in the club or a snow bunny themed surprise drag performance. Its one of the two! We can also agree that getting older is terrible but not as terrible as Patrick Schroeder of The Good, The Dad and The Ugly Podcast who is in fact a shady trifling ass bitch! Rate, review, subscribe and worship us! Also you better send Wil some birthday love and listen to BDAY on repeat cause itโ€™s Virgo season yโ€™all!


EPISODE 19: Vegas



Wil and Courtney went to Vegas baby. VEGAS. A quick Beyoncรฉ check up on it (yessss Courtney’s is racist) and then the Narcisistas get right into it. BRITNEY F**KING SPEARS. SMOOTH SCULPTED AUSTRALIAN ASSES. EDIBLES. FACE FIRST DIVES OUT OF THE ADULT POOL AT THE GOLDEN NUGGET. METH HEAD CAB DRIVERS. AND SO. MUCH. MORE. It’s at the very least a disturbing listen! So do it! And while you’re at it rate, review, subscribe and push thru on over to www.narcisistas.com for more info!!


EPISODE 17: Talking sh*t feat: Myka Fox



Listeners… the shade is real this week! The subject is TALKING SH*Tโ€ฆ and oh girlllll do we do it. Our guest this week is writer, comedian and co-host of the Shame On podcast, Myka Fox (@MykaFox) Myka graces the studio with her many years of sh*t talking experience to talk sh*t on TALKIN SH*T. While Myka says she is too pretty to fight she WILDLY tries to come at the Narcisistas about the vocal talents of one Beyoncรฉ Giselle Knowles Carter… let’s just say it gets HEATED. We throw pop star shade, praise the legend Britney Spears and talk about why we want to hunt the rich! We end the episode with a sopping round of “What Gets you Wetter?” during which Myka tells us what gets her wetter… “Christians in wigs or Kristin Wiig?” It’s one of our best yet! Oh and please never forget theyโ€™re not really Mom jeans until you pee in them a little…