Monthly Archives: June 2018
EVERYTHING IS LOVE!!! AAH! We have SO MUCH to talk about and since Leif is back on his bullshit we got our truly best Judy joining us in the studio today! Stylist to the stars…SEQUINE LEE!!! The Carters have blessed us with a SURPRISE album causing we’re sure some of you your own personal 9/11 and lord do we pray you have recovered. Our girl shut down the LOUVRE in a COACHELLA wig. But since you’ve got to go through House of Dereon to get to Ivy Park we go all the way black to the beginning of Jay and Bey… way black before even a bubble hem was the wave. From the One Minute Man remix to Lemonade & 4:44 the whole story of their love has been told through their music! They’ve been through it all and they ain’t giving their kids two Christmases!! Professor Wil gets us together with our African American studies, Sequine’s thought on Taylor SWIFT is… YUCK and sure Courtney has a lot of white friends but that doesn’t mean she liked ‘Beach Chair’! We break the album down song by song, talk Mona Lisa eye contact, Alvin Ailey influence, A HALF BAKED REFERENCE?! They gave us it all including a LOT Of Kanye shade and were here to talk about ITTTTT! We hope as soon as you saw her with the Macbook air you gagged yourself and freed up some of that credit! It’s time y’all! Get your tickets to OTRII, snatch the merch and most importantly get your knowledge right by listening to this episode! Rate us! Review us! Subscribe to us! Join the HIVE for us! Visit www.narcisistas.com and follow us for the CHIRREN let’s figure out how we force a monarchy!!! BEYONCÉ WE KNOW YOU’RE LISTENING!!!
NARCISISTAS FANS WE ARE YOUR FATHAAA! So Happy Father’s Day to US! Courtney’s spray tan is making white people uncomfortable, Wil is Dangerously in Love with his Dad and Leif still can’t stop being Cardi B! It’s time for some Daddy lessons here on The Narcisistas y’all! We talk memorable moments with our dads from Madame Tussaud’s trips to watching a beaded up Venus Williams at the US Open. What lessons did we learn and want to pass on? What qualities do we look for in our babies daddies? If our kids are gay do we put them in a dance class on their 6th birthday? The point is you gotta have fun with the CHIRREN! We end this episode with a phone call from the taxidermy titan himself… POPPA MAGINNIS! The apple certainly doesn’t fall far from the tree and the MILF of the family isn’t happy about it! We talk Computer Voodoo, his favorite Beyoncé song (spoiler alert it’s the one where she sings “if you wanna play around with it put a ring on it”) his lessons on MDMA and how he blew the balls right off his girls! He certainly loves his daughter Wil the most ladies and gents so buckle up it’s quite a ride! Lotta cum talk on this one you’re gonna love it! Go ahead and give us a RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! AND visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more on your girls!
Sorry we’re late, we’re RICH! The Narcisistas are BACK and this week we’re gettin witchy and we’re gettin bitchy! After a very disrespectful Diet Coke interruption we find out that white women love Courtney, Wil is curious about his funeral and Leif is the reason there will never be a Parks & Rec reunion! I know we’re all FLABER-f$&ing-GHASTED. Thank goodness we have our BB homemaker ANIELLE REID in the studio with us today! We’re talking MAGICK (and not just Effie’s daughter in Dreamgirls) were talking the manipulation of energy, spells, the Occult, Carmen a Hip-Hopera and Sheryl Crowe dating that guy with one ball! It’s truly a magical one! Anielle discusses how a moment at the Rainforest Cafe made a banjo playing stripper predict she would one day become a witch! From Full Moons to a casual Urban Outfitters paranormal experience this ones got it all! We end this incredible Ep with a classic round of Who’s Your Diva?! Dolly or Diana? Dixie or Destiny? Pink or Jennifer? All that’s important is that we hate women and Taylor Swift doesn’t even deserve to be called a demon! You can’t miss this one gals, we tell you why Courtney is the Flava Flav of 4LW! So all you LISPENERS LISPEN UP! Also RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! AND visit www.narcisistas.com or your a$$ is gettin a spell cast on it!!!