Monthly Archives: May 2018

EPISODE 55: LEIF



Who needs Mary Mary when ya got us?! It’s another episode of the Narcisistas! This week in honor of our dear Leif’s birthday… we’re doing an entire episode on all things LEIF!!! The Narcisistas about to get PUNK as F$&@! First things first we bow to our queen but it’s an AGAINST ME(!) check-in today children! Court’s a fun anarchist, Leif is a little SKA at the Winter Olympics And Wil is Blacked me out! It’s tart time so you know what they say… light it up three times! Our buttholes are open so let’s shove up some info! From ULTIMATE frisbee to video game realness listen up as your girls compete for daddy Leif’s love! Quick message to our younger listeners: BE OLDER! If you’re not really a “tinkerer” then this episode will either have you looking for a nice prosthetics recipe or questioning if dinosaurs ever existed! We give you an Austin Powers outro so you better rate, review, subscribe or at the very least visit www.narcisistas.com! You owe us!!


EPISODE 54: HOT TITTIES



Grab an ice pack girls because your nips are gonna be on fire! It’s another HOT TITTIES episode of The Narcisistas! Oh boy do we all have a CANABILISM Swag about us today ladies and gentleman. Perhaps it was because it was the FIRST Monday in May the MET GALAAA and we’ve got SO MUCH to say! Who gave us life… SOLANGE! SZA! ZENDAYA! UM Migos in a Destiny’s Child Versace variation?! And who lost is for us… is that Nicki Minaj or Hottie from Flavor of Love?! Is that Jane Fonda at Brunch or a Kardashian?! Is that Katy Perry or… nope it’s Katy Perry gettin her proportions ALL wrong. What’s more important though is John Cena can get us to join Tap Out fitness… but he ain’t POPE RIHANNA! After some Gala fun ya girls get into Childish Gambino’s groundbreaking video for “This is America.” While we try to unpack as much as we can we MUST take a minute to discuss how we’d all be jumpin FULL BUTTHOLE out for ALL the boys in Atlanta! But enough about those beef cakes we rap up this episode with some words on the Azealia v Cardi B beef! Girls will be girls! So sit back, take a listen, grab your Florida water, rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for nothing but shade on T Swift!


EPISODE 53: This B*tch: Cardi B Pt.2



WASHPOPPIN Narcisistas?! It’s the final installment of the This B*ch Cardi B episodes!!! Wil wants you to suck on a pink dildo, Courtney is craving chicken Caesar salads and Leif is in Balenciaga socks!! That’s right ladies we’ve all been changed by our love for this bishhhh! We start off deep into Love & Hip-Hop and then get into the MUSIC!!! From the mixtape that started it all, to the bag, to the fixed teeth, and of course… the Nicki beef… it’s all there! ALSO what in the F*** does Bodak Yellow mean?! She never had a problem showing us the real her but we still needed her INVASION OF PRIVACY more than we ever knew!! AND we got an SNL ‘Be Careful’ pregnancy reveal?! She put the pu$$y on Offset and WE were the ones who got LIFE! So listen up for all things Cardi B! Oh and y’all are the ones who should be BE CAREFUL if you don’t rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com because we got so much more than just the regular degular schmegular!

EPISODE 52: HOT TITTIES: BEYCHELLA PT.2



Still can’t stop talking about #beychella??! We know you was shook… BUT did you see it LIVE?! 🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑 Buzzz buzz b*tches THE NARCISISTAS got ALLLLL the first hand TEA OF QUEEN B!! 🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑 LISTEN UP BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE MAKE BETTER MUSIC!!! 🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑 BLUE BLESS ALL OF US!!!!!! 🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑🐝👑 IF you are still ALIVE and in the HIVE then rate, review, SUBSCRIBE! As always visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more ON THE WORLDS GREATEST LIVING ENTERTAINER 👑🐝.