Monthly Archives: March 2018
Ladies and Gentleman not to freak you out but this might be the funniest episode of not only The Narcisistas but of the entire history of podcasts. The topic today is SH*T. That’s right we talking shit b*tch so literally push thru! Joining us in the studio is the funniest person that ever lived Nick Naney. Nick is a hilarious comedian as well as an expert on poop (or it’s sexy cousin cum). This pod is more FACTUAL than Oprah’s legendary poop episode! What’s normal when it comes to the stuff? What’s the true meaning of the mile high club? (Its shitting on a plane.) Where does Dr. Phil recommend is the best place to fart? Who’s on our shit list? Did Wil put a restaurant out of business after he shit? The laughs are uncontrollable this episode! Finally before an amazing round of “WHAT GETS YOU HARDER?” we get to the big question… Does Beyoncé get her shit medically removed? The point is even CHIC people SH*T aka DEITIES gotta DOOKIE y’all! If you don’t puke from laughter you might just puke cause it’s real! It’s your doodie (LOL) to listen to this episode! If ya scooping what we’re pooping then rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more!
Come for the BOOBS and stay for the ENLIGHTENMENT on this very inspiring episode of The Narcisistas this week! Joining us in the studio is the host of “Moist” the very incredible, Abby Feldman! Courtney ate four vegetables so she’s basically vegan, Wil is trying to be fat as hell at Coachella, Abby is just a sexy single lady trying to get outta the dick cloud and Leif’s straight so he better watch it! The subject today is MEDITATION so naturally we learn that a surprising amount of food can fit into a frisbee! Also on this KNOWLEDGE FIRST episode we have a beautiful conversation where Abby inspires us all to be more thoughtful, loving, kind humans. Don’t worry we also talking thick penises and Rachel Dolezal! Everyone knows Jesus was basically John Stamos but during a hot round of “WHO’S YOUR DIVA?” we learn Brandy is actually Mya and Diana Ross was actually in Destiny’s Child! What a world! Pull out your crystals and singing bowls and listen up! Then if you a millennial with a god complex you better rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com! Hit us up @thenarcisistas if you miss the OLD Narcisistas!!!
The 90th annual Academy Awards happened last Sunday! You know The Narcisistas love to watch rich people suck each other’s D*CKS… especially if it’s in a gorgeous gown! So listen up while we give you the rundown of the GAY SUPERBOWL! Wil is letting Court feel her Jennifer Hudson power but all she’s feeling is a Tina Knowles term project! Leif is having so much sex it’s making us all feel like award winners! First off we would like to thank death for taking a break this year because we got a lot of life! Jordan & Chelsea! Tiffany & Maya! The Jet Ski bit! Come on fun times and power couples! Oh and Miss Tiffany we see you in that McQueen… you are EVERYTHING! We throw some shade, talk a lot of fashion and mostly we just want Lakeith to know we’d bang ya anywhere even if it’s the sunken place! You like the Oscars TEA? Well then give your mama’s some SUGAR and rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more!
The only thing we have to FEAR is FEAR ITSELF… also Beyoncé dropping a new album while we don’t have WiFi!!! Thats right the Narcisistas are in the studio today talking FEAR! We cover real life fears versus our own internal fears, how do our fears evolve as we age? Also is the fear of death truly the fear of not living your life to it’s fullest? Also what do we mean by “snore outta ya butthole” and of course we cover the fear of defamation of bone structure while being drawn! All the big fears!! So take a listen, STAY PETTY and walk around with YO D*CK OUT bish cause you with the Narcisistas honey! NEVER forget Blue Ivy has her lil baby hand on the button to the nukes so don’t be a flimsy ass hoe and rate, review, subscribe and visit www.narcisistas.com for more! DON’T FORGET to come out to our LIVE show THIS SATURDAY! March 3rd!!!