Monthly Archives: November 2017

EPISODE 33: Flexibility feat: Anthony Javier Savoy



**DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded months ago! But she’s still fresh as hell! So listen up!**
Oh the SADE OF IT ALL this episode ladies and gentlemen! Today we’re talking FLEXIBILITY with gorgeous and talented premiere ballerina Anthony Javier Savoy! NOW it ain’t gonna be like Save The Last Dance BUT there will be a white girl getting laughed at by black people! So it’s gonna be a lot of fun! Courtney’s licking her own tit and Leif’s building a sandcastle YAWN. Thank god Anthony can S**K HIS OWN D*CK and Wil aka HI YELLO CAN SPIT BARSSSS. Like for real. WIL RAPS ON THIS EPISODE! OUR WIL!!!!! RAPPING! We’re rubbing our beans on the inside of our jeans this episode is so incredible! It proves ANUSthing is possible when it’s a constant slay. We end the Ep with a round of “What Gets you HARDER?!” where we grant our FIRST pass! I mean Nicki was in Ice Age but Pam has Hep C! We had to! Anyways Courtney’s boyfriend has a huge dick so listen to the pod! While you’re at it rate, review, subscribe and visit  www.narcisistas.com for the real GAG!

EPISODE 32: Gratitude



t’s GRATITUDE not ATTITUDE this week on the Narcisistas! We’re talking what we are thankful for this Holiday season and reflecting on our most cherished and most drunk holiday memories. Courtney is Matthew Morrison, Leif got a tumor cause he’s pretty and Wil’s just out here trying to get a Popeyes Chicken sponsorship! We’re dishing dishes, dishing out shade and remaining grateful that we live in a time where Beyoncé could drop an album at any moment. We are so thankful for each other this year. Wil is a kind warm positive soul, Courtney is… there and Leif is a shady ass trifling ass bitch. But of course the thing we are truly the most thankful for this year is YOU our sexy listeners! So LISTEN UP! RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! DO THE HUSTLE! AND VISIT www.narcisistas.com FOR SO MUCH MORE!


EPISODE 31: Christianity feat: Gilbert Lawand



Girls there must be a higher power because Beyoncè is going to be Nala in the Lion King!!!!! When Jesus say yes nobody can say to stop playing Amazing Grace on your scratched copy of The Writings on the Wall! Ladies and gentleman it’s the CHRISTIANITY episode of the Narcisistas! Kiki-ing on all tings Christian is comedy’s own Gilbert Lawand! Gilbert was born in Iraq to Catholic parents who then moved the family to rural Georgia… what a liberal b*tch! Wil’s a hot preacher, Courtney’s a heathen and for the last time Gilbert isn’t gay he only likes men sexually! Is this episode soaked in whiskey or the blood of Christ? YOU’LL NEVER KNOW! We end the show with a round of our fave game, Who’s your Diva?! Where Gilbert chooses his diva the old fashioned way… based on story index and f**kability. RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! LISTEN! PRAY FOR OUR SOULS! VISIT www.narcisistas.com 4 SO MUCH MORE!


EPISODE 30: Failure



Lightly pet your braid ladies and gentleman and grab a few Bud Lights because boy do we get into it today. The topic is FAILURE. What does it mean to fail? More importantly (GASP!) has Beyoncé ever failed? Was Pink Panther a failure? How about falling down a set of stairs or ‪Carmen a Hip Hopera‬? Sure you could call it a FAILURE… you could also go F**K yourself! We cover it all from failed looks to failure to launch. Whether it’s a white woman in a RocaWear purse or a Jamaican shirt and a Rasta belt at a teens only party it’s called FASHION look it up! Courtney’s too busty to get in trouble, Wil’s out here bamboozling hoes and Leif has the vocal range of ‪Rihanna‬! Sit back, relax, remember when there was a time where we weren’t sure who the ultimate R&B Diva would be Beyoncé or Ashanti and when you’re done laughing at that thought RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! LISTEN! ANDDDD visit www.narcisistas.com for SO MUCH MORE!


EPISODE 29: FOOTBALL



Leif’s on the Video phone, Wil’s wonky eyed on a yacht and Courtney’s breastfeeding Blue because she has to. It’s the episode all you Queens have been waiting for… FOOTBALL! From Fantasy (not Mariah) to screaming at High School boys in Spandex this is a strictly American podcast! Sure we talk through the problems of the NFL but mostly it’s just Courtney going on a racist rant! Wil forgot about Daddy’s Little Girls and even though we beg him not to Leif gets a few words in about Ultimate Frisbee. From Superbowls to hot players to getting your salad tossed by an ex-Raven this episode is more F**KED UP THAN COURTNEY AT A REDSKINS GAME. Down! Set! Listen! Subscribe! Rate! Review! Go visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more!